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This is a link post Jimmy Nail, the pigeon with a nail in its fucking head...
Still alive and kicking, as seen in this video, filmed by my mate this morning.

(Has now been around for over a week, seemingly not bothered by the nail in his fucking head.)
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Why is there a Chris Evans soundtrack on this video?

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Why isn't there a Jimmy Nail soundtrack to this video?

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
Crocodile shooooooes.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post She's lyin'

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
I just spat out my tea mr.dogshit!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I just spat out my dogshit Mr T!

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I just spat out Mr T's dog! SHIT!

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't got a clue how that nail ended up there....
But it bothers it's VERY unlikey that it got there by accident...
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post blaireau69 informed us that it is a galvanised D-head nail
fired from a Paslode nailgun.

So it's unlikely to be an accident.

I haven't personally tried contacting the RSPCA as it's in my friend's garden - not mine. This also means that I haven't actually seen it in the flesh / feathers.

I hope that it's merely suffering from a delusional identity disorder and is masquerading as a unicorn.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post The RSPCA?
Nigga pleeeezzee! It's a fucking pidgeon, a flying rat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's quite likely to be an accident tbh...
I don't think nail guns are particularly known for their accuracy considering that they don't have a barrel or anything to stabilise the nail post firing. Also, they aren't hugely powerful over a large distance.

Saying that, I don't know how it would have happened otherwise...I think I'm just convincing myself that a person wouldn't ever consider firing a nail into a bird's head.
 (I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Random thought
But have you tried contacting the RSPCA? If this is what appears to be animal cruelty, then they would be very interested (and they may be able to catch the pigeon and help him/her out).
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep. This.
...and no doubt they also have an RSPCA lab where they can match the nail to a nailgun using CSI style ballistics.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post ENHANCE!

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't mean to take it to that extreme
But the RSPCA will be interested to note all cases of animal cruelty. Even though the chances are they won't find the scrote that did this to the pigeon, the fact that there exists a case of cruelty means that it should be recorded. Otherwise it just gets hidden away.
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I know, I know....
...wasn't taking the piss out of your suggestion. I was just entertaining myself imagining a CSI style RSPCA investigative team.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah they can set up a GUI in visual basic
to trace the nail gun
 (I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post The poor thing
he should be on the news. I doubt his interview would be very good, but it might raise awareness to stop bastard cunts who are cruel to pidggies.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:20, Reply)
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raise awareness cause some other bastard cunts to do exactly the same thing
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
haha, someone needs to make a flash game out of this where you shoot nail guns at pidgeons.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post While an 8-bit version of "Catch the Peidgeon" plays in the backfground
Edit: "backfgroung" indeed. Stupidly little keyboard, have you had the pleasure of meeting fuck off great hands? Arse...
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That's where you're going wrong
You can't type whilst your hands are up your arse, it poses a slight issue.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Sir, I will pay good money
if you capture this pigeon and glue a little flag to that nail.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post yes!

(foxnsox, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post haha this made me giggle
designing the flag could be next compo
 (I helped save b3ta! dazzyboy, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post "Oh my god dude...
... you shoulda seen this bird i nailed last night..."
 (Emohawk, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooof

(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha:D

(herman:D, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Navigation aid
Pigeons have small iron particles in their heads which help them navigate, this is a natural enhancement along the lines of a digital tv upgrade.
 (Hugh Jambton Wun Hung Lo's mate, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)