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This is a normal post I've been waiting for this teaser for MONTHS
and what a tease it is! I really cannot wait for this film.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently a lot more footage was shown that ComicCon which has some hefty fight scenes, fingers crossed its something good
There's also an alternate version that has Russel Crowe narrating.

Either way, I do love how it's basically a Sigur Ros video from 6 years ago :D

and taters - note how they only mention Watchmen and 300, even Zack Snyder is forgetting about Sucker Punch ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post best Sigur Ros video by a long shot
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I30H7mhfLe8

easily in my top 10 music videos list
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent video to that had me in tears.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post oh god yes
that's incredible
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 22 Jul 2012, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post But will it answer the question we're all thinking?
Will the actor playing him be cursed to a life of bad luck?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post That's not the question I'm asking.
The question I'm asking is "Who cares?" It's Superman. He's invulnerable, has practically unlimited power and is immortal. Does anyone think there's the slightest possibility that he could suffer any lasting harm? If not, why should I care about him when I know it's a 100% dead cert he'll end the film unscathed, surrounded by the corpses of his enemies.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Your point is incredibly valid
*wanks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Ow! Careful with those nails!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post No matter how invulnerable he himself physically is
All the people he loves and that matter to him aren't.
What good is immortality when you have to watch everything you've ever cared for wither and die in front of you?
 (Ursafluff, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't that an occupational hazard with immortality though?
Whether they die violently and young or peacefully and old, they're still dead long before you.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post is Superman immortal?
I never knew that. At what point do immortal people stop growing up and become their eternal age?
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Well he rose from the dead
I figure that either qualifies as immortality or there's a Superzombie roaming around, and noone wants that now do they?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Now "Superzombie" is a movie I'd get out of bed for

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was a film about fishing for about 30 seconds.
Disappoint.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLe77liVE-U
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely carps

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Superman is a dick

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Man of fishing
Where's all the lazer eyes, missile videogames, floating people in MC hammer trousers, ice breath and red y-fronts?
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Does he shag Lois Lane in this one?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Blow her fucking hips out
Like a wound up shotgun when he goes off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post He'd have to wear a kryptonite condom
Which would kill him
 (spunkyD, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm Christopher Nolan I wonder if Superman is getting the Batman treatment
looks far more interesting that other reboots of the Superman franchise but will it just end up being Batman with Super Powers? Although if it works I won't be complaining.

Although the music from Lord of the Rings is confusing me.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post he's only the producer (getting the money in)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Even still it seems to have his fingerprints all over it.
I suppose we'll have to wait and see.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post it doesnt matter how grown up and gritty they make it look
its still a man wearing a stupid cape and pants on the outside.
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post You can't unpolish a clean thing

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I think they've redesigned the pants for this one

*edit - yes, no pants, just bulge cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2011/09/henry-cavill-man-of-steel-set-photos.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post boke

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Hugh Grant's bulked up for the role

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 8:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed

Still men wearing pants.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post OH WOW!!!!!!!!
A teaser of a trailer of a super hero movie playing before another super hero movie.
Remind me again is this a reboot a reimaging, a remake, a prequel, a worldwide event, a defining moment in cinema or just another pile of steaming shit?
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I think its just a film

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Having watched the teaser of the real trailer -
Looks like another steaming pile of shit to me.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
Superman is the shittest of all the super heroes. He is truly, truly shit. His name is Superman, for fucks sake. That is a shit name.


I would honestly love someone make a film that made Superman relevant again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I've just got in from watching The Dark Knight Rises.
I thought it was a bit shit, to be honest. There's about 90 minutes of Not Much Happening, and when stuff did happen I didn't find it that interesting.
Then there are the awkward death bits. "Gnrg" <flails> "Gnh" <sags> "blgh" <droops>
I'm sorry. For everyone.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 1:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Bane is a fairly conventional baddie
So the film felt quite conventional. It was quite a lot like Die Hard, actually.
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 2:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep,
Far too much Emo soul searching, not enough punching stuff.

'Clever' Bane was a nice idea, but I still wanted him to get pumped up at some point.
 (Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Superman three was the best superman
When the Green Man at the pedestrian crossing climbed up into the red man's section and started hitting him. Awesome :D

oh and the woman turned into a robot. Genius!
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 22 Jul 2012, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Why on earth do they give Zach Snyder money to make movies?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting, so it's going to be an origin film where he goes out and finds himself, I presume.
Clips look good, far from Snyder's usual fair, I still wonder how they're going to portray him as realistic. I have my hopes but it could be balls. Still I look forward to it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Throws dart at dartboard with eyes closed.
"Number 13, what films that?"
"Superman"
"Again? Oh well"
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Mon 23 Jul 2012, 7:59, Reply)