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This is a link post The Best Fails of November

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope.
People falling over and hurting themselves isn't funy, even if they were drunk/ are douches/ thoroughly deserve it.
see also Harry 'punch your kid in the face and send the vid for £50' Hill.
Also, haven't they been doing this for years with millions of views making it a rather fucking unremarkable find.
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Fancy coming to my party next week?
I reckon you'll be the life and soul of it
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post well I won't laugh
when you bang your head on a beam, piss yourself and fall down the stairs. Like happens every year.
Do you really laugh when people hurt themselves? You're not coming to my party.
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you watched it, grumpy pants?

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen an earlier version
they have after all been around on youtube for fucking years and years.
People fall off bicycles, people attempt back flips and fail, people fall down stairs, parkour cunts falloff walls, have I missed anything?
Where do the yuck yucks start and why is it funny?
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post It's my party and I'll die if I want to.

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I set traps at my parties so people hurt themselves.
It's a right fucking guffaw
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I just punch them as they enter
it cuts the ice and the party starts quicker
(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Pissed pants? You'd hate the London B3ta Bash then. It's pretty much a tradition now.

(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Does it have to be your own piss?

(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post No

(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 8:28, Reply)
This is a normal post And if you dont do it your self some one else will do it for you,for free

(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post It is if you laugh
You must be a better person than me
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I see we have our po-faced hat on tonight, what fun!

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post we've been here before
I just don't laugh at people getting hurt. even dicks.
Google 'empathy'.
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, it's like a moody Mother Theresa.

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I refer the right honourable gentleman to my previous answer
I am disappointed that empathy is so alien to you. You'd be well qualified for flogging ciggies to third world orphans though.
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't waste a perfectly good cigarette on a snivelling little orphan.

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post what if she agreed to ride her trike down an implausibly steep flight of stairs?
wearing perhaps some christmas antlers?
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's time for you to get back in your box.

(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post What are you doing here then?
Why not try cultureofempathy.com/ ? They're looking for a million members and they're only 970002 short.

I'm a murderous grunt when I play Call of Duty
I'm a bouncy lady when I play Portal
I'm a juvenile prick that's old enough to know better when I come here.
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post You chimed in to say *that* oh well played.
You shoot digital fictions in FPS and behave badly in RPG therefore I'm wrong not to find people getting injured funny?
Edit: having said that, the authors of the empathy guide to life or whatever it's called are clearly absolutely awful.
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post They would be so hurt if they knew you thought that
but they'd understand.

This video proves you are full of shit:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=d15xiDJY61I
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post You total bellend
So you think empathy is merely feeling sorry for someone? It's the ability to mentally put yourself in someone else's shoes, and try to feel what they feel, in this case, pretty much all of us wince when someone clearly hurts themselves. Thus displaying empathy. So yes, even people who find it funny, have empathy.

We have empathy, you don't have a sense of humor, sucks to be you.
(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post C'mon!
Nothing beats Tony standing on an egg.!

i admit most of FAIL ARMY is not funny in the slightest. BUT TONY STANDING ON AN EGG THOUGH!!!

https://youtu.be/2EY6U9MwQJI
(, Sun 26 Nov 2017, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post You assume we are watching them for amusement
I watch them to add to my list of Things I Never Want To Try.
(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post it just means you've moved somewhat further on from peek-a-boo than your detractors.

(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
People falling over is always funny
(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Come on, they aren't snuff, most of these will have been uploaded by the people in them.
Although would agree it's off getting a laugh out of other's misfortune (deserved or not) it is only because slapstick, which many find hilarious, is dead
(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Having empathy & finding hilarity in people falling over are not mutually exclusive.
You spoon.
(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
It actually is. Often very.
(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post The first one appears to have gone exactly as planned.
I'm pretty sure no-one expected anyone in that stunt to stay on the ringo, just see how high into the air they could launch themselves.
(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I find people falling over to be very funny
As long as they're not badly hurt. I make no apologies.
(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm with the sniggering schadenfreuders
I do think that this is really polar-opposites humour. Mrs Cold Stare does not find people falling over and can't understand why people do.
(, Mon 27 Nov 2017, 18:55, Reply)