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This is a link post Funny foreign people haha
GC sez no, but it's 3 years old
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Who are they?

(skinwah punted Baxter, Fri 8 Nov 2024, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I love those compound words of theirs.
Kettle? Water cooker.
Gloves? Hand shoes.
Bra? Bosom holder.

Word order isn’t that bad once you get used to it. The cases though…
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I struggle with the genders of words because it isn't much of a thing in English
but I seem to do okay with the word ordering.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post But there are 16 definite articles FFS!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't forget the pronouns!

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post But it's worse
There are 16 definite articles in theory, but only 6 actual words, which are reused in random ways making it even harder to work out what's going on.

Accusative? Let's just change the masculine 'the', and leave the rest the same. Dative? Let's reuse masculine nominative but now use it for neuter!*

*actual words may differ.
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I too love Handschuh
(But it does still slightly annoy me that gloves are handshoes and not handsocks...)
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post The German for absolute winner is
Absoluter Gewinner
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 7 Nov 2024, 3:15, Reply)
This is a link post Fly reaction time
It's pretty quick
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 1:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 7:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon the fly only bothered to move after the feathers went through
And was just seeing how it was going to go until then, so the reaction speed is even faster.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Tue 5 Nov 2024, 14:45, Reply)
This is a link post Guys, guys... We've got to shit on women too. NSFW
Nick Fuentes laments the right's abandonment of anti-Semitism and misogyny.

Right Wing Watch
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeech - I was hoping it was an out-of-context clip that misrepresented him
But having looked him up, it looks very much like an accurate summary.
He's been bending Trump's ear too - I feel a bit sick.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 6:54, Reply)
This is a normal post He seems disillusioned with Trump now,
hopefully that's indicative of the whole far-right.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Turns out hope is dead.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 6 Nov 2024, 15:37, Reply)
This is a link post Petty areshole neighbour
BBC report from 1972
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I see three options:
Just fucking do it and hang the consequences.

Just fucking do it and claim ignorance while threatening to counter-sue because it damaged a tile or gutter or whatever.

Live in misery waiting for the arsehole to die.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, reckon I'd do 2.

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Option 4
Replace the wall with plate glass just to spite the old bitch.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 3:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Option four: subtly erode the poles at the bottom on his side so they eventually slump on to his house
The sue the bitch for damaging his property. And keep doing it every time she repairs it.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Tue 5 Nov 2024, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post cold chin but hot top lip?

(piss and shit, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Which was the style at the time

(strongp, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Bitch wanted to build in the back garden
And was preventing any right to light I guess.

themovemarket.com/tools/propertyprices/melrose-kimberley-road-bacton-norwich-nr12-0en#email-signup

This was before cordless power tools of course.
 (strongp, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Still a friendly area by the look of the signs
maps.app.goo.gl/AHwDDxKrkiHAn3rs9?g_st=ac

She must have died given the lack of poles. So that's nice.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Tue 5 Nov 2024, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe graffitti on those boards would make her want to take it down herself.

(Sherbs, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 17:20, Reply)
This is a link post Bye bye Quincey Jones

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post The garden of Eden apple was actually a quince
Not what we call apples today.
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post it wasn't real mate

(piss and shit, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post DIE INFIDEL!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 5:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Ja, das bin ich. Was?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 8:22, Reply)
This is a normal post He's probably glad to be out of this joint but couldn't you have taken Diddy.
Quintessential Quincy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpbK4tLQH_s
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 13:52, Reply)
This is a link post Fedora - Caramba

(piss and shit, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post The cool kids know that Hubba Hubba Zoot-Zoot
is Caramba's best song.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post true
and it's on spotify, while fedora isn't
 (piss and shit, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 6:16, Reply)
This is a link post David Howard Thornton (Art the Clown) does a perfect Joker monologue
The best Joker impression you will ever hear.
(Planearm, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 19:41, Reply)
This is a link post Bob Sapp - SAPP TIME (Official Video)
This actually exists. This is real.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 17:19, Reply)
This is a link post What a massive cock.
Couldn’t even be bothered to do the pubes.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Solid (some might say rock hard) effort

(dyllon nice beaver., Sun 3 Nov 2024, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post the state of him!

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I suppose it keeps him off the streets.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 17:16, Reply)
This is a link post I mean... people were pioneering EDM on a setup like that in 1990
but Clive Williamson was making hold music!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 10:50, Reply)
This is a link post 1908: George Hackenschmidt vs Joe Rogers London, England
Wrestling from January 30, 1908...
George Hackenschmidt vs Joe Rogers from the Oxford Music Hall in London England.
NO SOUND/AUDIO.

Brutal Olympic/amateur style. No cage, no ladders, no chairs, no paddling pools, no safety barrier, no crash pads, and no ring! Legitimately hard to tell if any of it is a work.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
woran
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 0:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not here to kink shame.
That is a rather unfortunate thumbnail though.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Could be worse.
There’s probably a spladle hold depicted on an amphora somewhere.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 17:12, Reply)
This is a link post RIP Janey Godley

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Who?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Scottish comedienne
I'd never heard of her either but seemingly popular
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
She was funny. Interesting life. Got diddled by her uncle. Married a gangster. Her mum was murdered.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post None of that strikes me as very funny
But you do you hun
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno, the uncle diddling is pretty LOL

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post She did make some pretty hilarious jibes about the blacks and the disabled.

(Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post “the blacks”

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. They're like the jews and the irish, but typically darker skinned.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Because real Irish are white, ay?
it's fun to cosplay sanctimony, you've both just got to get a little better at masking your own eddie booth worldviews when you do it
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post You're such an easy bait, Cummy.

(Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Am I? How about the blacks, Huw? Are they as easy?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post "the blacks"

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post They’re like Irish but with dark skin, Tony
Still, I’ve distracted you both. Please continue, you were talking about how some comedienne said something offensive
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Funniest thing she's ever done

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I really enjoyed her time on Radio 4, quite a remarkable life
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand/m001n1rj
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 18:04, Reply)
This is a link post Bargain bins of mystery
Do like as a family, on the weekend rummaging round in the deep baskets of Lidl.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sgt. Welt, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
Went into Aldi for some food, came out with a canoe...
 (abc, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 0:04, Reply)
This is a link post Hallowe'en appropriate Bat Boobies NSFW
Albert Joseph Pénot - La Femme Chauve-Souris

It's art innit.

Probably not actually NSFW, but just to be careful.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post chauve-souris
means bat, but literally translates to bald smile, so a free double entendre thrown in
 (strongp, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Or "Bald mouse"? I guess either works!

(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post looks like a bit of chauv poosē

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 21:32, Reply)
This is a link post 🚨 UFO sighting alert! 🚨 I made this!
🚨 UFO sighting alert! 🚨

After working on a children’s TV show, I wanted a project that was just for fun—something with a little retro sci-fi vibe and a LOT of cartoon absurdity. So, I created this quirky little UFO animation in Blender as a throwback to those classic 50s flying saucers we all grew up seeing!

This one’s short, sweet, and full of ridiculousness. 🛸👽 Think Marvin the Martian meets a caffeine-fueled imagination!


If you’re into goofy animations, aliens, or just want a reason to procrastinate, check it out and let me know what you think!
(ezromation my other signature is funny, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Totally not fake at all

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
People say it's CGI but that's just miss information.
 (ezromation my other signature is funny, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Watch out for SUV's with blacked out windows
They will come for you
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
They keep coming to the door with the good news about "Our lord and Savior Swamp Gas and the Holy Weather Balloon"
 (ezromation my other signature is funny, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post That's just a ruse to get you into the SUV
Next up will be the van with "free candy" on the side.
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 2 Nov 2024, 18:38, Reply)
This is a link post It's like a hio-hop olympics combined with saturday night fever.
Or something. I want to go back in time, and do this
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Wicky wicky wicky!
It's a classic, and I had the album first time round.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I was busy being captivated by punk.
I did used to tune into a hip-hop show coming out of Stanford, but never got the sense of what is in the videos I've been binging on. Other than mtv, there wasn't much to see. Too little time in one lifetime.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 0:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
Newcleus - Jam On It 1984 Wing - Safe Computer
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, perfection.
A Chinese Wesley Willis.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
But can any of them do the kangaroo?
 (abc, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 21:48, Reply)

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