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This is a link post Warhammer foolery I made this!
Mrs Tools was one of the people that made this bit of tomfoolery.
(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 19:03, Reply)
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I meani know it's an April Fool thing, but a Warhammer musical seems like a pretty good idea.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, a lot of people are saying that it should happen
Until they turned off comments the YT video, the comments section was full of people disapponted that it wasn't real!
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 21:28, Reply)
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I wonder if it's giving Henry Cavill any ideas for that Amazon series...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Good choice casting Liz Truss

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 8:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, not Toyah then.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 13:02, Reply)
This is a link post The lock-picking lawyer's April 1st video
He's back, and he's filthier than ever. The salient word means a different thing in America, and I think he knows this very well.
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 17:26, Reply)
This is a link post One for the Audiophiles
Tape Splice Pro is available as a free download, time-limited to today.

 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 6:17, Reply)
This is a link post New use for medical tool.
Could it be called speculating?
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 2:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Youtube shorts can fuck right off.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 10:43, Reply)
This is a link post Yeah, nah mate
Computer adopt an Australian accent and manner for the crew of the Enterprise
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 31 Mar 2026, 19:58, Reply)
This is a link post The toughest new sport in Japan is street-racing office chairs
For the past sixteen years, the Japan Office Chair Racing Association (JORA) has sponsored the Isu-1 GP, a Gran-Prix-style racing event.

It is an endurance race in which participants compete to see how many laps they can run on the course using an office chair in two hours.

You must wear a helmet, gloves, elbow pads and knee pads.

The prize is 90kg of rice.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Tue 31 Mar 2026, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok hear me out..
www.tofugu.com/japan/fart-scrolls/

Surely the true F1
 (I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Tue 31 Mar 2026, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Exciting!
I was on the edge of my seat!
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 9:16, Reply)
This is a link post Power Chords I made this!
Just trying to give something back.
(Chuffley, Tue 31 Mar 2026, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post You silly bugger
That was very good, but I'm trying to work out if that's a spotty shirt or a studded dog collar you have round your neck...
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 31 Mar 2026, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Too warm for a scarf
so I thought I'd try out a cravat, although I keep calling it a carafe because I'm an idiot.
 (Chuffley, Tue 31 Mar 2026, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good
and well done for sticking with it. Really odd that you haven't taken off yet, considering the standard of your competition.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 31 Mar 2026, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Hah, excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 2 Apr 2026, 10:28, Reply)
This is a link post This whole thing is bonkers

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 31 Mar 2026, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Took me a long time to work out if the monkey was real or not

(dyllon nice beaver., Tue 31 Mar 2026, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I know MGM was real.
Brave fellows.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 31 Mar 2026, 22:22, Reply)
This is a link post Yes we have more bananas today
Tesco's in Orkney embrace their own Spinal Tap Stonehenge tribute by ordering 380 boxes of bananas instead of 380kg.
 (beanolabub, Tue 31 Mar 2026, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Heralding The Great Orcadian Monkey Plague of 2026.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 31 Mar 2026, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Reading the article: 30 seconds. Declining all their cookies: 2 minutes.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 31 Mar 2026, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Were the cookies being offered by Mrs. Doyle?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 31 Mar 2026, 18:57, Reply)
This is a link post The Babalooneys - Foam Breaker (Official Music Video)

(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Tue 31 Mar 2026, 14:26, Reply)
This is a link post You knows it NSFW
NSFW because of swears
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 31 Mar 2026, 2:41, Reply)
This is a normal post God, remember when these blokes were kids?
#oldblog
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 31 Mar 2026, 5:43, Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb0t4XyEAF0
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 31 Mar 2026, 7:37, Reply)
This is a link post Mark's Cavalcade of Characters

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 30 Mar 2026, 22:30, Reply)
This is a link post Bite My 24 carat gold Shiny Metal Ass! I made this!
In a world where DJ Trumps ultimate biggliest 24 carat Gold dulux toilet has merged with Elon Musks secret private dancer robot program....

I give you the one

the only

DivaTron 9000!!!!!


Beyoncé told you:

If you like it then you should have put a ring on it!

DivaTron:

Warning! Exposed chain drive and moving pats can crush and cut!
 (ezromation my other signature is funny, Mon 30 Mar 2026, 20:23, Reply)
This is a link post Corporal Jackie
While watching the Ghent Wevelgem, a big cycle race in Flanders, one of the captions pointing out the multitude of war graves made a reference to "Jacky the baboon". So I googled it. Quite the story. And he didn't have bone-spurs.
 (Pompey Monkey, Mon 30 Mar 2026, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting, not heard that one
Delville wood was one of those great war mincing machines like moquet farm or douaumont, 400 shells landing on them every minute. a lot to put a monkey through.
that rest is history podcast did one on Wojtek the bear a while back.
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 31 Mar 2026, 3:03, Reply)
This is a link post Erm... well. It's not exactly Goodfellas is it?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 30 Mar 2026, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post i heard whispers they boosted it from a double decker

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 30 Mar 2026, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post They're revelling in the notoriety, until the cops close in.
Then they'll be nestled betwixt a rocky and a hard place.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 30 Mar 2026, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post A job like that... well..
it's no Picnic is it?
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 31 Mar 2026, 8:47, Reply)
This is a normal post 1,655,172 light fingers

(Pompey Monkey, Mon 30 Mar 2026, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Average day for Bonnie Blue

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 30 Mar 2026, 21:48, Reply)
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Shes had more fingers than a font in the Vatican
 (I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Tue 31 Mar 2026, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Here's Garron Noone's commentary on the topic
"The thieves are still at large, and presumed to be getting larger"
www.facebook.com/share/r/1DvXnkMCB5/
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 30 Mar 2026, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post at least it'll be easy to divide up the swag

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 31 Mar 2026, 0:17, Reply)
This is a link post Begleitendes Trinken
So there is a German law from 1952 that allows 14 year olds to drink wine and beer if they are accompanied by a legal guardian called "Begleitetes Trinken" (guided drinking). I found the name of my next punk band.
 (I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 30 Mar 2026, 7:23, Reply)
This is a link post Breaking news from Australia
cooker (Aust. slang) - antivax/conspiracy theorist, derived from 'cooked in the head'
In this case, a 'sovereign citizen' who shot dead two coppers then escaped into the high country wilderness for 9 months.
Reckon they've been sitting on this joke for a while
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 30 Mar 2026, 4:47, Reply)
This is a normal post If a joke’s worth making
It’s worth repeating.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 30 Mar 2026, 6:36, Reply)
This is a normal post And explaining in great detail

(dyllon nice beaver., Mon 30 Mar 2026, 15:13, Reply)
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And repeating.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 30 Mar 2026, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Also repeating

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 30 Mar 2026, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post everybody knows explaining jokes makes them funnier

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 31 Mar 2026, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright stewart lee

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 31 Mar 2026, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I got that joke so i know I'm cleverer than most people

(dyllon nice beaver., Wed 1 Apr 2026, 20:19, Reply)
This is a link post Chunky

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 30 Mar 2026, 0:45, Reply)
This is a link post Meanwhile in Japan...
Mario fans liked this rare accident.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post My theory:
In extreme emergencies Osaka can transform into a giant fighting robot and this was a minor malfunction.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Unexpected erection betrays secret robot.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post that or another AI fake

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 30 Mar 2026, 6:07, Reply)
This is a normal post It seems to be real enough for NHK (Japan's BBC)
www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20260311_20/
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 30 Mar 2026, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't disagree with any of that. They're prejudiced because they're fearful pussies, they're brainwashed because they're fucking idiots, and they project those faults onto everyone else.
I used to subscribe. Can't remember why I quit, but istr she throws the occasional wobbly that I find excruciating.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you ooohh-kaay? *head tilt and sympathetic face delivered with faux naivety*

(dyllon nice beaver., Sun 29 Mar 2026, 10:32, Reply)

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