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This is a link post Ricky Gervais and Elmo in London
I know everyone here is a fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Bojangles, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I for one hate the fat faced little fuck
and ricky gervais.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 11 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post anyone else notice how elmo constantly refers to himself in the third person?
classic narcissistic behaviour.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post applehead noticed this too

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed that.
I actually like Gervais; Can't abide his stand-up, but I like him and his writing.
 (I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post i hate ricky gervais too...
but only becuase he earns the money i want, doing the job i want,


bastard...being funny and succesfull.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post : )

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
Warwick, where did you leave your dignity...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
This is a link post Oh i do love stuff like this
Music that goes with video smoke stuff
(Muncee, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Olafur Arnalds
I saw this vid a few weeks ago & looked up the music, ended up downloading his latest album. Lovely, melancholic, gentle music; not to everyone's taste but perfect for those times when you just want to sit & contemplate.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Vimeo:
Home of the After Effects plug-in. (nice music though, even if the video doesn't match it that well).
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 11:13, Reply)
This is a link post Trailer for my TV Show!! I made this!
Last week I posted the video pitch that I made for Lonely Planet Television that got me a TV series (and somehow made it into the b3ta newsletter), so I thought I better follow it up with the trailer for the show that I snapped off the telly here in Dubai today.

The first episode has already been broadcast in Asia and Australia - the best bit? The fact I've just been broadcast all over the middle east wearing my K**t & the Gang 'Watch Out For Men With Beards' T-shirt. Awesome!
(thatgingerscouser (bloke what went to every country without flying), Sun 11 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I will forgive you for recording off the telly
something a lot of peolpe just wouldnt get away with. and well done also :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 11 Jul 2010, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!
I for one hate you! ;)

Best wishes mate, have fun n do ya best! x
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I am a Graham too.
Where's my fucking TV show :(
 (I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post kudos all the same
though :)
 (I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Ere's are
Graham for a quick update.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
that trailer just reminds me of 'reality bites'
i can imagine the program being good, but the trailer is MTV-grade shit
I sincerely hope they haven't fucked your idea and footage
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Erm...
I don't want to say anything that might get me thrown in jail (again), but let's put it this way... I filmed myself for a year, I gave them the footage, they did what they did - I had no say or control, and that extended to the oh-my-word-are-they-serious? title.

But when it is shown in the UK I am assured it will be called what it was always meant to be called, 'Lonely Planet's The Odyssey', which is great as I'm a guy (usually) on a ship trying to get back to my bird before some goofy nubjob gets to her first; not a white chap wandering around Africa declaring the place (and indeed the whole frickin' world) 'his'.
 (thatgingerscouser (bloke what went to every country without flying), Mon 12 Jul 2010, 1:35, Reply)
This is a link post "Proof" of Holy Spirit caught on video......Mass seizures (Etc.)
Call me cynical if you will, but the smiling faces are a dead giveaway.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post The holy spirit is whiskey
all other spirit is false
 (I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post That'll be why
the biggest outpouring of the holy spirit was manifest in the Toronto Blessings of a number of years ago - how convenient that it was near a major international airport with lots of hotel rooms and good communications. psychologically very needy people.
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post And this is the kind of results that
these churches deliver:

www.charismatic-captivation.com/

Married to someone who suffered under this kind of abuse, I know a fair bit. Its most certainly not funny and leaves some very deep scars.
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Freaks

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy spirit = Hysteria

(Man of face http://www.youtube.com/user/MillywiggZ, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post this is the very definition of cult.
totally and utterly weird.
 (Miggyman, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post astounding.
credulous idiots
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha. I love it when the holy spirit manifests.
He's such a hilarious bastard. I particularly liked how he made the woman come at 1.54.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Sun 11 Jul 2010, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Dead on 1:01, you can see a woman in a white blouse having her breasts groped. Alleluia!

(PassTheKhat, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post This
disturbs me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxKUYhu4-Vw
 (I helped save b3ta! rootsxrocks, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:52, Reply)
This is a link post Here's a link I made this!
My dad filmed this last night at the Silverstone Grand Prix. It's Eddie Jordan winding the crowd up about Button and Hamilton. If you don't know/like Formula 1, there is very little here for you.
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 9:30, Reply)
This is a link post A bit of screamo parody NSFW
which I just watched on MTV Canada.
"I Just Shat My Pants"- Black & Deck-Her feat. Protest The Hero
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 5:01, Reply)
This is a normal post lol....
truly awesome!
 (I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)
This is a link post a man farts NSFW

(chiff_chiff, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 1:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Ewww. I'm not gonna click on any of Farmarster other links.
More fool me if he turns out to be a highly proficient concert violinist, or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 2:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmmm, minty!
Fresh and clean is what you need...
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 5:10, Reply)
This is a link post Ol' Dirty Bastard from the Wu-Tang Clan NSFW
The man died, he is was crazy when he lived.
(commodified =*, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 1:48, Reply)
This is a normal post RIP Russell Jones!
"Who the fuck is Drew Barrymore?!"

"You know, Drew Barrymore, the actress. She was in E.T."

"Oh! The little girl with the bald head!"

Fucking genius :D
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 2:50, Reply)
This is a link post For no other reason NSFW
than everyone needs some Pete & Dud
GC can suck my cunt, you cunt
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 0:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Well enjoyed!
I tried rewinding to random points and I kept getting the same thing :)
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post i made this
fact...so happy it still gets posted....to the garden!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post nice one!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)
This is a link post Motinvation message from Brian I made this!
We're nearly there, the Campaign to get Brian Blessed to do a voiceover for my sat nav currently stands at 24,557 members, we get another 443 and TomTom start talking to Brian about making this thing. Anyway, I'm very very drunk and I made this, so no apologies for quality. Next is the Shatnav, promise....
(ruminator Never knowingly overestimated, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 0:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I will actually buy a tom tom to get Brian Blessed's voice
even though I don't currently own a car.
 (I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 11 Jul 2010, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Smashing. Just signed up.

(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 1:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I too would buy a tomtom if it had his voice doing the directions!
I could make my sister use it as she wants a satnav and I don't have a car. =D
 (I helped save b3ta! vix0r was not Matthew on, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 13:17, Reply)
This is a link post Orkin Hot Tub Commercial

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Thats one of those "would love to of seen that pitched to the directors" adverts :)

Good stuff
 (Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Wut!?
*confuzzled*
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you get confuzzled from Mary and Max?
I saw that film in the cinema in Sweden a couple of weeks ago, made me cry!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(herman:D, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 0:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep. I'm a Brit hailing from the States
and Orkin have a bunch of these ads out.

I must say, that if you've not been over this side of the pond then be prepared for bugs. All houses over here have 'screens' or mesh bits over the windows to keep the scaly critters out.

And don't get me started on the circadas!
weblogs.marylandweather.com/2009/08/annual_cicadas_are_making_a_ra.html
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Sun 11 Jul 2010, 5:33, Reply)
This is a link post Hunter S Thompson vs. The Hells Angels.

I'm actually quite fucking chuffed with this.

What a find.
(I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Sat 10 Jul 2010, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Gold
Well done buddy
 (Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 0:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
Great find. Clicky
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 2:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you seen this?
www.imdb.com/title/tt0479468/
 ([usernamegoeshere], Sun 11 Jul 2010, 3:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
..gonna have to grab that. Thanks mate.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Sun 11 Jul 2010, 4:56, Reply)
This is a normal post great stuff
I was thinking "that sounds just like Johnny Depp" the whole time Hunter was talking.
 (poochengeez, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 4:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
great find
 (mutters mutters, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 7:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Great find indeed.
It's a really good book, too. Easily available.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for sharing
that was brill...
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 11 Jul 2010, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post the book is genius
one of my faves
 (I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post The bit about Junky George is a clip in Gonzo... which someone links to above on imdb...
Does show how well Depp got HST's voice for Fear & Loathing...

Good find on the whole clip...
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 1:18, Reply)
This is a link post Milky, the marvellous milking cow
Not suggestive in the slightest
(I helped save b3ta! kb3535 is mostly cheese with a hint of ham, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely.
Milky milky.
 (I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not nature's way.

(Vulpine or something, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 4:04, Reply)
This is a link post just watched the new movie about the Runaways
they got it right - Kristen Stewart (Twighlight) is spot on as Joan Jett
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it just me, or is Cherry Bomb just about the worst song they ever did?
This, on the other hand, is Gettin' Hot!
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 1:23, Reply)
This is a normal post what about this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBegE14O-VE
 (wallynothere rnot without protection, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 5:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Good song, unfortunate video quality
I was too young to experience the Runaways in their prime, but I was rather keen on Lita Ford in the 80s.

Edit: and of course Canada's Metal Queen, Lee Aaron.
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 6:00, Reply)
This is a normal post meh - still prefer girlschool
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gCC-AEk77I
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4KcdwrcwfE

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 1:31, Reply)
This is a link post More metal than you NSFW
Are you metal enough?
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Have not given Halford a handjob
so I must concede.

Most excellent, and appropriately longer than 5 minutes in true metal opus fashion.
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 22:31, Reply)
This is a link post Insane German sings about Mexico.
This guy is my new hero.
(applecore, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 23:10, Reply)
This is a link post Woeful comedian gets pissy with audience
I'm addicted to watching comedians crash and burn onstage. This one is excruciatingly bad.
(griffin147, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably best not to post sequential links
Especially when YouTube recommends the second one.
 (farnishk Apparently a terrorist,, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Dying on stage has got to be a terrifying thing for every comedian
I once saw Perrier award winner Paul Foot die on his arse at a gig at the Dancehouse in Manchester, only a couple of months after seeing him nearly asphixiate an audience with laughter in Chorlton.
 (I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post ive seen him do that too.
he is fucking awful
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Jamie Foxx what a dick.

(unreliablemonkeybutler, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post wtf was that all about?

(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the US roasting show... a bit harsher than the mild ones we had a couple of months back

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 1:34, Reply)
This is a link post "Jagg Off!"
It's all the craze, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Me and my friends, we've been jagging off for a few years now.

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Bagels are for fuck-heads
who have never eaten REAL bread.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Bread is for fuck-heads
who have never eaten REAL bagels :)

 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 0:58, Reply)
This is a normal post BAH!
Foiled again!

I'll get you next time bagel lovers... NEXT TIIIIIIIIMMMMEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 8:11, Reply)

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