Alex Sim-Wise Zombie Makeup
I made this!
I take on the mighty Sim-Wise as we try and make each other look like Zombies using stuff we find in ASDA.
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Back garden ninja is a twat.
I suppose this is what real ninjas do now, chop up pop bottles in their back garden.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 9:41, Reply)
Not very good is he?
I thought Ninjas were supposed to be all about efficient one-hit killing, not *hack* *hack* *hack* *hack* *hack* *slash* *hack* *hack* *slash* *slash* Is it dead yet? *hack*
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 10:19,
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Those bottles could easily see him coming a mile off
if they had been ninja bottles they would have deployed a smoke device, sneeked behind him and executed him in the blink of an eye.
;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 10:24,
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Lamest ninja* evah!
*actually a better description would be lamest twat with a sword ever - to call him a ninja is an insult to the ninjitsu martial arts. He's probably a bit paranoid has very few friends and is a danger to small kids, kittens, and water filled plastic bottles in the neighbourhood.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 10:30,
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I refer the honorable gentleman to my previous statement
b3ta.com/links/620090
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..wil, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 10:32,
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Cheers
I was walking past Blockbuster yesterday and I couldn't for the life of me remember what that film I was supposed to rent was called.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 10:38,
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No, it was yesterday
as in yesterday
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 10:48,
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They only come out at night
And you can only see them from the corner of your eye, but they're there.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 11:32,
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He reminds me of my nephew...
..when he was 5 and had just finished watching power rangers, twonk.
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JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 10:48,
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2 thoughts come to mind
1: this 'ninja' probably has no teeth based on how many fizzy drinks he seems to be getting thought
2: based on how well the sword didnt get thought some of those bottles, i think he has rendered it blunt by bashing it against those two metal stands
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wjh31, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 11:17,
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Well,
if the human race is ever threatened by a race of plastic bottles, we'll all be okay. I'd like to see him fight something that moves and possibly has a gun.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 12:24,
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I have a friend like this, in fact it might even be him in this video
Last time I talked to him he told me how he was in this secret Buddhist shrine in Tokyo where they teach ninjitsu. According to him they wouldn't let him in until his sensei came up and said:
"Listen up, here's the deal....this is my best pupil, he knows his stuff and is ready for your challenges. So tell master Takahasi that i'm here and get on with it"
And then, y'know they let him in and he learned all these cool secret and ancient moves that only a select group of people in the world know....but he couldn't show me any because they would know and probably send someone to kill him.
Poor fool
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Bamboo Steamer, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:24,
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Well I thought it was pretty cool.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:57,
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Listen To The Doctor
I made this!
Moisturise me.
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 9:21,
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For some reason I'm not getting any sound from YouTube
it's probably just my computer but I can't seem to work it out.
No worries sorted it damn Nvidia HD audio drivers don't work switched back to Realtek
Nice tune Boab
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 10:16,
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ooh that was tense
I love watching people going through technical traumas as they type. Cheers maiden!
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 10:51,
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The sound issues have been bugging me since yesterday
I play the Geek game World of Warcraft and 'raiding' without sound is not a great experience. God I sound like such a geek.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 11:04,
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Street party fever hits the North
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 9:20,
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Eeee looks like he's having a grand time.
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 9:22,
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It was wild round 'ere
www.b3tards.com/u/d4c4c160c84406febe5f/wedding2.jpg
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 9:24,
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Ooh you must live somewhere near me
but we had a massive party with a samba band and a reggae band. Looks a bit more fun in my neighbourhood
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 17:47,
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Who's the guy in red?
On the right that is.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 10:21,
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Street Fighter
M. Bison/Balrog depending on where you're from.
I think.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 10:44, Reply)
Ah, fair enough
My last exposure to Street Fighter was SF2 way way back when.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 12:52,
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Hahaha!
Yeh caught some of these on Totally Looks Like, I guess the rest were added later, love the Beatrice one!
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..wil, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 10:35,
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My own observation...
The Queen
Willy Boy
The Ugly Ging at the bottom
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:02, Reply)
Stanley Kubrick - A filmography.
No new info in this video board, I just thought it was a very nicely put together fan flick.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 5:49, Reply)
That was quite lovely
some excellent timeless films there makes me want to watch them all again.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 10:45,
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Well done, and a great homage.
now I feel like spending the rest of the day watching Kubrick DVD's.
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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 19:08,
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Assault by hairy dude
Look at the stock photo they've used... Surely that's not normal?
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 0:58, Reply)
I guess they wanted a stock image that emphasized
ADULT fist.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 1:12,
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Ooh, that sounds wrong.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 1:13,
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Clearly
Someone who isn't acquainted with a BBQ.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 13:01,
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he has magnetic knuckles
and likes to punch iron filings
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 2:52,
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Mexican pointy boots
I've ordered a couple of pair, that's just how I role.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:56, Reply)
I believe
This video was posted online on the first of april....just saying like...
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 8:08,
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Although it's been done before with matching hairstyles
Try searching for the Leningrad Cowboys.
Couple of class films too - "...Go America" & "...Meet Moses"
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 11:32, Reply)
just done a bit more searching
And they do look legit. Can't find anything on them being a hoax, just the opposite infact. So maybe I'm in luck.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 12:32, Reply)
Funny how b3ta works, it reminded me of this:
Cowboys International, Pointy Boots
youtu.be/2lIy58S_1SQ
Haven't heard that for ages, so just dug out my old vinyl album from 1979.
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Varmint, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 12:45,
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Lego cake decorating timelapse
I made this!
Not actually made by me, but by a freind who has yet to become indoctrinated into the B3ta family.
Title says it all really.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:22, Reply)
STOP HAVING SO MUCH FUN BAKING
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morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 4:22,
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That is
GREAT!
Can they make me one by tonight, we're hosting a surprise birthday party with a difference, he surprised us by asking us if he could come over tonight to celebrate his birthday, by text last night at about 11pm.
I hope he's not expecting bunting!
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..wil, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 10:43,
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Eye Player
Private Eye audio & video goodies... but not in a sharing friendly way.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:16, Reply)
How to get online with out psn
Not sure if posted already - hope this helps the PS3 users out there :)
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:14, Reply)
A Royal Party - Glasgow Style
Here's how my fellow Glaswegians celebrated the nuptials.
Apologies if already posted.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:11, Reply)
Well...
If i was not too lazy I would probably be objecting a little more sternly. You can probably tell im not a royalist.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:18, Reply)
We shall humbly ask the Russians to nuke this place first
I saw in the news some 'anarchists' got roughed up in Soho Square today; utterly hilarious; they were symbolically trying to guillotine the monarchy or something, and got pounced upon by your average passer by. And kicked to shit before the cops rescued them. What a bunch of pathetic little shits
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:23,
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Utterly utterly brilliant
Makes you wonder how it would have panned out if that islamist lot had gone ahead with their plans.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:26,
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After speaking to Scotland Yard yesterday
That lot acknowledged their lives would be in very physical danger apparently. I saw some republican 'comedian' with a microphone told to fuck off in no uncertain terms by some bloke today involving an extremely large tattooed arm, to which he did immediately. Wise guy
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:40,
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Seems somewhat counter-intuituve to think that an anarchist would permit the police to rescue him/her
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:34,
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That seems to be the flaw in their society-changing plans
not that they seem to have any plans other than bollocks and bullshit, and Che Guevara teeshirts
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:44,
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"What a bunch of pathetic little shits"
Yeah, fucking 'anarchists' (definitely anarchists - everyone who non-violently protests against anything is absolutely definitely an anarchist). How fucking dare they. Cunts. They all deserve to be raped to death in a police cell.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 0:15, Reply)
What exactly were they
protesting about, non violently?
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 0:28,
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There were various groups involved,
but the main part was an anti-cuts protest organised by a group called Queer Reistance.
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 0:52, Reply)
Oh ok
as long as it was relavent to the day. I can't even remember whether it was Kate or William who announced my local library was closing. Bastards.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 1:22,
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what the fuck
is actually going on there? Why did they go berzerk? Aside from being Glaswegian there's got to be more to it than a simple "Fuck You" to England?
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morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:25,
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It was an unofficial 'street party' held in the city's Kelvingrove Park. The police moved in after "completely unacceptable levels of drunkeness".
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:27, Reply)
They were always spoiling fun in kelvingrove when I lived in weegie land
bloody killjoys.
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Hellzapoppin, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:35,
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It's a different place after dark. A few of my mates once sneaked in for a crafty joint and ended up being hotly pursued by the park's night time willy watchers.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:38, Reply)
I went through a couple of times at night, didn't do it again
on a nice sunny day though, people drinking a few beers in the park, you'd think they had better things to do.
Were thing out of hand really or were people just pissed that they pulled their lunch lady routine?
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Hellzapoppin, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:48,
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Not sure..thankfully I avoided this one.
From the other footage and comments I've seen, it looked like it fairly kicked off for a while
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:53, Reply)
"completely unacceptable levels of drunkeness".
In Glasgow?
But they were still standing up...
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Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 12:01,
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They were standing up,
they're only level of acceptable drunkeness is passed out
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 1 May 2011, 14:56,
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For a long time in that
I thought the "mounted officers" was referring to the guys pushing bikes. I was most confused.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:28,
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The people involved....
....are called 'huns' here in sunny Glasgow
No surprise at all, they are just warming up for the orange walk.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:40, Reply)
To be fair I think it was less of a Royalist/Loyalist party and more just an illegal rave
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:48, Reply)
I heard one of the policeman say
"My bike! It was 2 days from retirement!"
"Those sick fucks have it now."
(, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 7:28, Reply)
Eastern European rap - (NSFW)
NSFW
Originally titled "Bricka Bricka". EXCELLENT portrayal of immigrant
survival set to music for lols.
NSFW for swearing.
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 22:58, Reply)
Possibly the best 5 minutes of video gaming so far??
Wonderful "Mega-shark in Miami" flash game. See if you can bring down the space shuttle!
(, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 22:37, Reply)
Funnily enough
I was looking for that game a few days ago but couldn't remember what it was called.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 22:44,
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All that remains
is a withered, half-melted Linux user, still droning on about Java.
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John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 23:32,
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there is no electronically enhanced vocals..
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 22:32,
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Does that include making whiny little songs about the things you don't like?
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 22:18,
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This...
...should be seen all over the world. In all available languages including bavarian!
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:39, Reply)
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