What's the best film?
I think it's Aliens but my mate says it's Terminator 2.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:02, 65 replies)

Both those films are overrated.

In fact every film that anyone likes is overrated. And books, bands, comedians, TV shows; all overrated.

I’m just so cool and culturally superior*




*Immature and frightened of admitting to liking something incase someone laughs at me.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:10, closed)

LA Confidential

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:10, closed)

Shh

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:12, closed)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:43, closed)

Now I'm having flashbacks of him naked and crawling out of a sofa in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:14, closed)

The original
"Blade Runner" also Dune.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:16, closed)

By the original do you mean
Before the directors cut releases etc.
( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:20, closed)

no, he means the book
the book was the best film
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:41, closed)

Citizen Kane 2: The Klumps

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:20, closed)

Spaceship Troopers.

( Pig Bodine., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:25, closed)

The best filum ever made is Chitty Chitty Bang Bang or One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest.

And in the UK it’s legal to stab-up anyone who claims the following as the best.

7 Samurai
Eraser Head
Freaks
Plan9 From Outer Space
Anything made by Russ Meyer
Dune
anything involving comic-book action heroes
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:28, closed)

Battleship.
I especially like the hand-brake-anchor bit
( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:30, closed)

Lord of the Rings: Return of the Ring.

( Pig Bodine., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:34, closed)

It's been scientifcally proven to be
Ghostbusters.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:41, closed)

Ghostbusters is the perfect cinematic experience.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 10:53, closed)

Yes.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:24, closed)

It is clearly Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
(curious_yellow, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:11, closed)

Terminator (not the sequel)
remains my favourite, as I believe it to be nigh on perfect.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:26, closed)

with you on this 100%

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:14, closed)

I tend to think of 1 & 2 as a conjoined entity
And then I like to forget that they made any other Terminator films at all
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:45, closed)

Yes
Terminator 2 is a bit too glossy and Hollywoodised compared to the first.

I think T3 is much better than people say. It doesn't make any continuity errors that weren't already made in T2, and the ending is wonderfully bleak.
(Eukanuba, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:18, closed)

i re-watched groundhog day the other day
it's just stopped from being the greatest film ever made by having andie macdowell in it
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:37, closed)

I'm spotting a bit of a pattern here, that great movies tend to involve Bill Murray, Sigourney Weaver or James Cameron.

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:49, closed)

oui

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:53, closed)

Like Titanic.
11 Oscars can't be wrong!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:25, closed)

but in the case of titanic they are wrong
it's a giant poo. it's only redeeming feature in Kate's norks
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:37, closed)

Big Trouble in Little China

( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:39, closed)

All films with the suffix "Part 3" are cinematic perfection.

( Muns, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:44, closed)

With the possible exception of "A Man A".

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:45, closed)

Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:44, closed)

depends...
I love the films of French director Jean-Pierre Jeunet but on another day I might want to watch Old Boy or a Hollywood nobrainer blockbuster

But I can't chose a favourite film or a favourite album or a favourite cheese it just depends on mood, setting, colour socks...
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:52, closed)

Don't forget your nobrella

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:09, closed)

Just choose one, it's not going to be engraved on your tombstone or nuffink

(ringofyre, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:56, closed)

All wrong....it's clearly
Con Air.
(dchurch bah, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:55, closed)

Man, I love Will Smith films

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 11:56, closed)

Duh.
It's Nicholas Cage.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:25, closed)

Well, they do all look the same to me

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:31, closed)

I don't understand how.
Nicholas Cage is white, whereas Will Smith is a black guy.

You must be incredibly stupid.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:56, closed)

I'm blind, you disablist prick.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:58, closed)

I'm deaf
...and I thought it was Will Smith.
(dchurch bah, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:44, closed)

...
or Danny Glover. Can't remember.
(dchurch bah, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:44, closed)

DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 16:24, closed)

It's
just been revoked!
(dchurch bah, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:00, closed)

More like racist.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 16:29, closed)

Armageddon is better

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:43, closed)

Someone had to say it.
Bloody cinematic powerhouse, is Con Air.
(Gertcha_cowson NAH MATE, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:40, closed)

Rita Sue and Bob 2: The Klumps

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:51, closed)

Oh christ

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:54, closed)

Ooh, I'm sorry.
The correct answer is Pulp Fiction. Thanks for playing though, have a great week!
(Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:43, closed)

Pulp Fiction is pretty damn fine
I also like the way that I heard its soundtrack in pretty much every nightclub I went to for the three years following its release
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:43, closed)

You must have been going to some god-awful nightclubs.

( 4Q just lurking, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 19:07, closed)

^^this

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 20:12, closed)

I didn't turn 18 until it had been out 2 years
When you're underage you take what you can get
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:50, closed)

Battlefield Earth!
Clearly the best film -- L Ron would agree! 100% Thetan free!
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:44, closed)

Kodachrome 400 ASA

( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:15, closed)

arf

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 20:12, closed)

if..., Performance and Quadrophenia
Hard to separate those three for me.
(McChinaman banned, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 16:39, closed)

If... is great, but O Lucky Man! is a cinematic masterpiece

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:50, closed)

Invisible Dad
(cs1ca, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:48, closed)

Toy Story

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 21:28, closed)

Brazil.
"This whole system of yours could be on fire, and I couldn't even turn on a kitchen tap without filling out a 27B/6."
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 21:50, closed)