Poll?
Time we had a poll here on most shaggable cartoon characters. The results could well be spectacular (esp if Frankspencer gets wind of it).

Come on, which cartoon character would you bump badly drawn uglies with?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:51, 42 replies)

ummm
Kim Possible

that makes me a comic peado doesn't it?
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:56, closed)

ryu from street fighter 2
on the snes.

mmmm.

ryu.

HOT!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:57, closed)

Predictable
but of course, Jessica Rabbit
( mr_wicksy is.... old., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:00, closed)

Actually
I quite like Lois Griffin from Family Guy.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:02, closed)

I've always had a thing
for Betty Rubble.

or a young Marge Simpson.

Or Lois from Family Guy.

But the best by a mile is the perfection of Mrs Incredible. Cor! In fact, I have a Mrs Incredible model in my car, hanging from a visor. My wife also bought me one for Christmas one year.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:02, closed)

Boffable celluliod characters
Hmmm... Lois Griffin from Family Guy. Didn't think of that one. Given the choice between her and Marge Simpson then it'll be la Griffin every time.

Leela from Futurama is still top of my list though, closely followed by Betty Rubble. Jessica Rabbit is a tad pneumatic and slutty for my tastes.

[edit] in response to rachelswipe I can imagine a few votes for the probably illegal Chun Li in response.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:07, closed)

...
I would trombone Spongebob..
(wrigglesworth, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:10, closed)

...
Still on a Futurama theme, Amy Wong. Oh, yes.

Oh, and I bet that Peppermint Patti from Peanuts grew up to be dirty...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:14, closed)

Thundercats
Got to be Cheetara. The tits on it for a kick-off! Bend her over, move the tail out the way and away you go.
(Crayola Oblongata Is it Monday?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:16, closed)

The Cadbury's Caramel Bunny

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:18, closed)

Caramel Bunny
Good call!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:18, closed)

Chun Li
would be in her late twenties/early thirties by now. i'd deffo boff her.
( Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:20, closed)

Penelope Pitstop...
...in the tight-fitting, one-piece, racing suit. Yummy.

"Hay-elp, hay-elp!"
(lardyboy Next stop, Fissplap Central, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:22, closed)

Wilma Flintstone
or Betty Rubble. Or Elmer Fudd if I was really desperate.
( MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:22, closed)

I assume most of you know of this website already
rule34.paheal.net/tags

O_O

Kept me entertained for weeks when I first found it
:D

Possibly NSFW if cartoon filth offends
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:27, closed)

the sorceress from He-man
she was a smokin' hottie

re: Peppermint Patti from peanuts - she clearly would have been turned to lesbianism by her bespectacled admirer Marcy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:27, closed)

Hmmm
No one's mentioned the ginger one from Scooby Doo yet?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:28, closed)

Arial the mermaid
would have liked to get inside her shells
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:29, closed)

Betty Boop
Well, you would...short skirt and eyes so big she looks as if she should be on Viz's "Up the Arse corner"...
( I_Was_Mordred, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:36, closed)

Ravenwing.
www.wanderingones.com/gallery/WanderCast.html

Read through the archives. You'd do her, too.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:44, closed)

Naasica
of the valley of the winds, wears a skirt so short there is definate buttock cleavage.

Hmm, thats three cartoons i admit to lusting over, spot the desperate single person!
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 13:03, closed)

Game characters still count!
Taki from Soul Calibur
Lara Croft
Jade from Beyond Good and Evil
The main girl from Dreamfall
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 13:07, closed)

Pokahontas
Come to think of it, most of the disney princesses are pretty fit cinderella (the dirty stop-out) and snow white (the multiple midget muncher). Princess Jasmine from aladdin would be good (again, posh birds are dirrrty!).
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 13:10, closed)

I have a bit of a thing for Wonderwoman...
and when I was little, the bit in Alice in Wonderland where she grows and fills the house made me feel all funny. I've still got a thing for girls in Alice costumes....
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 13:28, closed)

@ LabiaMajora
Jade from Beyond Good and Evil? I didn't realise Nietzsche did cartoon versions as well.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 13:32, closed)

@haberman
"Proverbs for Women
"How the slowest tedium flees when a man comes on his knees!"
- Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil, VII, §237

Pfnarr, pfnarr!
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 14:05, closed)

Prehistoric mimsy...
Betty Rubble (but I'd be imagining Wilma)

(thanks Cat and Lister)
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 14:20, closed)

Betty boop
Definately would, i remember watching a vid on youtube that showed the guy that drew it used to flash her girlie parts in a frame.

Hubba hubba (seeks head doctor, can negotiate wages)
( Trollman, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 14:26, closed)

Jessica Rabbit
no contest.

Ofcourse April O'Neil and Batgirl are up there too.

Possibly a redheaded pattern emerging here I think
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 14:49, closed)

Um...
Shrek when he's a prince....definitely....big, brawny....oh dear....It's getting rather hot in here.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 14:53, closed)

Leela
from Futurama

Or

Princess "battle of the Planets"
(kitescreech still here, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:44, closed)

Evil Lynn
from He-Man
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:50, closed)

Cheetara
And the cadbury's caramel rabbit

and teenage Maggie
from that Simpsons episode.

(love the no talking)
(jmaxi returned again on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:06, closed)

If game characters count
Then it would be Tifa from FF7. The norks!
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:26, closed)

where's jolly jack ?
his input would be much appreciated
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:19, closed)

nemi
in a shot
(puerile is really getting into seagulls lately., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 21:30, closed)

Ooh
FF8's Rinoa.
I don't give a shit what anyone says about Tifa, but RINOA IS SO FUCKING HOT.
I got quite emotional playing that game, actually.
Also Kim Possible.
( ClanSoul, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:23, closed)

Bagpuss

( AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:30, closed)

I know he's French, but...
Lucky Luke. He's a cowboy. I think it is the floppy hair that does it. That and the fact he was one of the few boys we ever saw in my all girl's school.

OK, Google says he's Belgian. Somehow that makes it worse...
(kitteny_goodness, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:10, closed)

Results of office straw poll
Okay, given that we have excluded Disney characters on the basis that they are too wholesome for our grubby purposes and have also ruled out any obscure Japanese manga characters, we seem to have some popular choices in the top five:

1) Betty Rubble - With a dimwit like Barney for a husband, she'd appreciate a man treating her right.
2) Daphne from Scooby Doo - Features highly despite obvious gingerness. Plus I have my doubts about the preferences of her current beau Freddie, given his choice in neckwear.
3) Lois Griffin - Wholesome at first glance, but the arguement becomes compelling once you scratch the surface. Suburban nymphomania at it's finest.
4) Teen Angels from Captain Caveman - Chosen by one of my colleagues who is evidently greedy and decidedly hairy. I suspect he wields a club at weekends.
5) Leela from Futurama - Okay, she's got one eye and purple hair but there's something about the gleam in that eye...
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:50, closed)

Bugs Bunny in a dress pretending to be a girl bunny.
(Pope Jamiroquai III, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:57, closed)

Bugs in drag...
Worrying.... But I like your style... Good call!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:52, closed)