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Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Arse Biscuit!
There I was, pissed as a newt, on the last QOTW - happily trolling /talk (waves to Cunt and AB) and then you change the QOTW!
Ah well.
The world might not be a better place (but I suspect it would be) but QOTW definitely improve if some all might Deity struck down anyone who had made more that 1000 posts in /talk.
Common sense, in'it?
Edit:
"Look Ma - I caught me some Trolls!"
"Throw 'em back boy. You can't eat 'em, you can't talk to them and you you sure as hell can't fuck'em...Throw them back 'chil and hope they grow into something useful....
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:09,
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/talk
only hunt in packs as they are too weak to do anything on their own.
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Trollman, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:14,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/notme/post1362238
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:15,
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^^ Arf ^^
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Trollman, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:16,
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OH, ZING!!!!1!1ELEVEN!
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:21,
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I just realised you are the person that raced to be the first to answer this question and indeed wrote '1st' in your post.
Prosecution rests.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:34,
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I was going to make some sweeping generalisation about another subsect of an online message board but then I realised that that is a really retarded thing to do.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:31,
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1000 is a bit harsh
I'd not strike anyone off, but people with over 50 thousand posts to their name need to be opening the front door a bit more often.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:15,
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Your heart's not really in this one, I can tell.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:07,
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b3ta.com/talk/7322572
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:16,
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So
you have yourself. Janet Alyia (AKA Cunt) and someone called Two Hats to bolster your claim as masters of the internet.
Yes.
Quite.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:21,
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Can you stop being racist please legless or I am going to have to report you to the mods.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:23,
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i'm going to kick you in the balls.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:26,
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Haha
You've got my number, that's EXACTLY what I was going for.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:28,
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Ahahahaha you fucking dullard
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:46,
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Ironically enough, this is the sort of response that trolling is supposed to evoke.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:50,
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ha ha ha
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WormuIus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:25,
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This is possibly the best thing you have posted on qotw
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MatJ LOOK, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:36,
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b3ta.com/talk/7355710
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:19,
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Lacisit?
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:25,
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This is you're last warning.
I am being serious.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:26,
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just to clear up the matter...
she was 16 and I was still 17.
there, that's that sorted.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:19,
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Tell that to the judge, Glitter.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:20,
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tut
and there was me thinking i'd sorted it.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:23,
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^^
Haha
Comic timing there.
Pull up a kitten.
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Trollman, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:21,
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! /talk were MEAN TO ME AGAIN!
Cheers.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:20,
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The thing is, the people taking the piss on that story, by and large, aren't /talk regulars.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:20,
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I didn't read it.
I just saw this and figured if he was THAT upset already it'd be a shame not to bully him some more.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:24,
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b3ta.com/questions/notme/post1362412
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:27,
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Probably not doing myself any favour here.
Profile for The Mock Turtle:
a member for 7 years, 5 months and 4 days
has posted 37 messages on the main board
has posted 3 messages on the talk board
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:27,
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Profile for Hovis Staples:
a member for 5 years, 6 months and 25 days
has posted 48 messages on the main board
has posted 16 messages on the talk board
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:28,
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Profile for oneinthepink:
a member for 3 years, 11 months and 12 days
has posted 33 messages on the main board
has posted 0 messages on the talk board
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:28,
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Profile for Legless:
a member for 7 years, 6 months and 25 days
has posted 39 messages on the main board
has posted 370 messages on the talk board
Therefore: Legless is a /talk troll.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:30,
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And
Like Badgers everywhere, AB can't add up.
HINT!
look up the difference between 100 and 1000.
You think Janet Aylia
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:35,
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But you DO have more /talk posts than than the 'trolls', thus making YOU a /talk troll by your own admission.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:36,
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he think janet aylia what?
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:45,
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I am a QOTW er
and like to pull people up if I have reason to and then people do the same to me, that's how it works on QOTW Legless.
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:41,
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Legless is not a fan of people taking the piss on comedy websites based around irreverent humour.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:46,
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As someone who is not legless.
I'd just like to say all the crying of "nonce" is shit, dull, largely inaccurate and devalues the word. I assume this makes me either a nonce, or someone who does not like 'fun' as you define it.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:05,
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That's exactly the sort of thing I'd expect a peado to say.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:08,
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Mis-spelling "paedo" is exactly something I'd expect a paedo to do.
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argyleblanket The man on the roof works for me, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:08,
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Blimey.
He was upset THAT much by a bit of harmless nonce-bashing? It's no wonder the little precious doesn't come on /talk.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:31,
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Legless: Safeguarding the rights of nonces everywhere.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:37,
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you should really try and let it go, legless.
cheers.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:21,
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Aaand
I prove my point..
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:22,
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you truly ARE the only person qualified to use the internet.
i stand corrected.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:26,
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:22,
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Stop bolstering Amorous Badger's claim as master of the internet
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:29,
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BY THE POWER OF GREYSCALE, I AM THE POWER!!!!
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:30,
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bagsy I get to be Beastman!!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:32,
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You furries make me SICK!
:(
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:34,
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*yiffs*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:38,
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Oh man, reduced to being Cr3 to your Spangles.
:(
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:47,
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THE NEW POW3R COUPLE
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:49,
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Wot the f*ck?
Wanker.
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Battered., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:34,
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Hmm
Should I be a self-confessed turd or a wanker?
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:35,
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:)
My work here is done.....
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:37,
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Yes, you have successfully protected the rights of a paedophile.
Cheers
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:40,
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oh lols
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WormuIus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:27,
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The point of trolling is to make other people look stupid or upset.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:40,
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I'd like to make this the most popular answer this week.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:42,
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off you pop then, petal.
don't forget to tell everyone at work about your righteous bout of internet hard-manning.
and by hard-manning, i mean complete fucking stupidity.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:44,
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This is Legless' work.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:49,
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Do you need a tissue, sweetpea?
:)
Cheers
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:48,
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Hmmmmm.
QOTW is improved massively by people taking the piss, whichever board they spend the most time on. Anyone who sincerely gets wound-up by it is fucking weird.
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Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:03,
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Ah, the old naming people who you've wound up and therefore have won at the internet.
I'm so glad you aren't taking any of this seriously, that wouldn't do at all.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:24,
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Not on anyone's side here Legless
but if trolling the talkers is what you think is best be it right or wrong, why don't you take it to the /talk board?
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:26,
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Let's be fair here, there IS one person on this thread who's erupted into semi-coherent insult throwing as a result of Legless trolling..
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:27,
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i'm new on here..
...is everyone always so easily wound up/hilarious/subject to taking things to far and or to personally all the time?
regards
ya_what?
p.s do i win a fiver?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:33,
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legless is a one-man bastion of righteousness.
he exists purely to become furious at faceless posters on the internet. the world would be a darker place without him.
plus, he fucks children.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:37,
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To be honest YW to use a Star Wars analogy
QOTW is like the Jedi,and talk is like the Sith, Legless is Wicket the Ewok brave defender of people who get riled easily.
/De-Geek
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:37,
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Not Porkins, the chubby X-wing pilot who crashes and burns valiantly defending the QOTW rebellion?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:43,
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Time for a picture
![](http://www.shopmanhattanite.com/images/manufacturers/Crash%20and%20Burn.jpg)
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:35,
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Legless
I found that my B3ta viewing pleasure is considerably enhanced by using the ignore button next to Monster Munch and Janet Aylias name.
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andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:00,
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and blaireau69
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Kazza , loathing myself so you don't have to, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:44,
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actually, strike that, I quite like janet and monster
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Kazza , loathing myself so you don't have to, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:47,
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I'm really confused
Now that's its been revealed to us that this post is designed to troll /talk trolls, does it count as me being trolled if I reply and call legless a bellend?
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WormuIus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:28,
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