Food sex
Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
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( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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A bad experience with an older lady....
I put 6 oysters up her velvet pocket but sucked out 7. I'm not sure what the extra one was.
( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:52, 22 replies)
I put 6 oysters up her velvet pocket but sucked out 7. I'm not sure what the extra one was.
( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:52, 22 replies)
Medical Mystery
Or maybe her previous appointment for the day also had a seafood quim fetish.
Best of luck now we are in an economic downturn, wonder if you will get a bird wanting whelks/cockles licked out of her front bottom.
( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:57, closed)
Or maybe her previous appointment for the day also had a seafood quim fetish.
Best of luck now we are in an economic downturn, wonder if you will get a bird wanting whelks/cockles licked out of her front bottom.
( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:57, closed)
I've heard that Molly Malone
was actually a hooker. So maybe that was meant by fishmonger - anyway, she sold something that smelled kind of sea-kitteny.
As for the twat-oyster from the original post...ew. *barfs*
( , Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:51, closed)
was actually a hooker. So maybe that was meant by fishmonger - anyway, she sold something that smelled kind of sea-kitteny.
As for the twat-oyster from the original post...ew. *barfs*
( , Sat 8 Aug 2009, 22:51, closed)
Oh
that made me audibly go "euurrrrrgghghhh"
Now I look like the nutter I am to the rest of my colleagues!
( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:03, closed)
that made me audibly go "euurrrrrgghghhh"
Now I look like the nutter I am to the rest of my colleagues!
( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:03, closed)
You flunk history and get sent to alaskan military school!
\o/ AICMFP
( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:34, closed)
\o/ AICMFP
( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:34, closed)
How the shuddering fuck
do you get oysters in a foo-foo?
I'm guessing shoe-horn and a large syringe.
*click*
( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:32, closed)
do you get oysters in a foo-foo?
I'm guessing shoe-horn and a large syringe.
*click*
( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:32, closed)
Elderly foo-foo is much easier
They are usually the size and consistency of a wet rubber glove, and the oysters just slide in with ease.
( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 17:14, closed)
They are usually the size and consistency of a wet rubber glove, and the oysters just slide in with ease.
( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 17:14, closed)
Ooo....
Very good, I hadn't imagined it was possible to stifle a laugh with vomit...
( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:55, closed)
Very good, I hadn't imagined it was possible to stifle a laugh with vomit...
( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:55, closed)
Hahaha, the old ones, are indeed the old ones :)
nicely put into an answer though :)
( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 20:29, closed)
nicely put into an answer though :)
( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 20:29, closed)
Reminds me of a joke I heard in primary school...
What is worse than having to shove 5 pickled eggs up your granny's flange?
Sucking 6 back out!
( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 20:34, closed)
What is worse than having to shove 5 pickled eggs up your granny's flange?
Sucking 6 back out!
( , Thu 6 Aug 2009, 20:34, closed)
Never
have I tried oyster, although I was curious.
Not any more...
( , Tue 11 Aug 2009, 3:50, closed)
have I tried oyster, although I was curious.
Not any more...
( , Tue 11 Aug 2009, 3:50, closed)
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