bisexual
there's no such thing as bisexual, it's just plain greed.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:24, 53 replies)

It's not always greed...
Some people are just ugly and need to get it where they can.
(Bushcricket, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:25, closed)

any hole's a goal
is that what you're saying?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:49, closed)

If there's grass on the pitch...then play ball
Sorry that's not for ugmos it's for peados...my mistake.
(Bushcricket, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:41, closed)

all mouths feel the same to my cock

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:40, closed)

It's funny because it's true.
*sob*
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 18:14, closed)

have you tried rohypnol?
or my personal choice, viagranol. knocks them out but keeps them hard.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 18:17, closed)

8D
Looks like I'd better go 'shopping' this weekend...
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 20:06, closed)

Bisexual girls are ace.
Bisexual boys are ungodly and wrong.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:25, closed)

:(

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:50, closed)

Come to the ungodly side.
It's where the fun's at.
( .Yeti., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:39, closed)

Having fornicated with both men and women I have probably still slept with less people than most on here.

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:32, closed)

Yeah right. 98% of the regulars on qotw are and always will be sweaty little virgins.
(pssst: it's "fewer people")
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:34, closed)

My grammar is appalling.
It's my little quirk.

And why are all virgins sweaty?
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:37, closed)

Not all of them
Just their palms.
( SteamedCleaner, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:41, closed)

Frustration.
And the fact that they live on a diet of fizzy pop and fried chicken while pretending to be a muscle-bound warrior in a multiplayer world full of busty dwarfs (who are also sweaty virgins who live on a diet of fizzy pop and fried chicken while pretending to be etc etc etc etc oh god somebody roll a double six)
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:45, closed)

Pfft. It's 'Dwarves'. Busty 'Dwarves'. Possibly.

( SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 7:59, closed)

Hahahahaha
Prick.
(Turn that bloody gramaphone down has incorrect spelling in her username *WINS*, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:39, closed)

i find that hard to believe
based on some of the stories i've read.
stories about other people, of course, not you.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:48, closed)

I'm a good girl with an open mind.

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:51, closed)

well
i've got an open mind...
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:01, closed)

I've got a bod for business and a brain for pleasure ; )

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:12, closed)

i've got a hangover

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:16, closed)

Hahahahahaha
Worst flirting ever.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:18, closed)

ssshhh
I'm almost there
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:21, closed)

It's a twist on a famous line from a film.
And fuck off, I'm ace at flirting.
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:22, closed)

Ah right.
Also "Fuck off, I'm ace at flirting" is ace.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:36, closed)

Just wait till I ask to arm wrestle you.
Then you should be worried.
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 18:42, closed)

ahem
school arm-wrestling champion 2 years running.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 19:16, closed)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 19:37, closed)

Cheers Linda

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:35, closed)

finally!
:)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:40, closed)

:D

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:41, closed)

???
google suggests it's a Will & Grace reference, yes?
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:24, closed)

nope
gimmme gimme gimme
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 18:06, closed)

Much obliged!
When you seeing consultant bloke?
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 19:06, closed)

no idea yet
i was told i'd be waiting a few months for an appointment. i've waited 23 years, so another few months won't matter.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 19:13, closed)

fair dos
had formed mistaken impression 'twas more recent.
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 14:21, closed)

saw one consultant about a month ago
he was about as much use as a meringue bathing suit. been referred to another one, which is why i have to wait.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:13, closed)

Doubles
your chance of a date on Saturday night though, (may not be statistically accurate).
(Falco, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:13, closed)

You sir are an arsehat of the highest order

Me and a group of my closest friends are living proof that bisexuals do indeed exist and to be perfectly honest i find your statement to be highly offensive
(imgunnabesick rawr ^ \_/ ^, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:05, closed)

If you get offended that easily
You may be in the wrong place
(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 17:46, closed)

it's a quote from a tv show
if you can't take a joke take a taxi
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 18:06, closed)

Offs!

( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 19:06, closed)

Guys are shit dates.
They can't kiss properly, they go for the crotch straight away and penises are ugly.
At least that's my experience when wondering about my secuality.
That said, "typical girls" are illogical, superficial and contradictory about what they want. Thankfully there are women out there who weren't programed with the girly shit.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 18:46, closed)

i hate that girly shit
this is why i tend to hang out with blokes. funny thing is, i asked a mate what kissing a woman was like. he said it was usually very wet and that women drool more when kissing.
also, you're right, penises are ugly.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 19:15, closed)

Penises ARE ugly
But don't make the mistake of thinking that vaginas aren't, hence the term "axe-wound"
(Maccy Divided by 0 on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 19:24, closed)

i know that
but there's far less chance of me coming face-to-face with a minge
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 19:41, closed)

I'm not really into women anymore but kissing women is awesome.
*reminisces*
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 19:39, closed)

it's just not my thing
been propositioned by some seriously stunning women before now. i was flattered, but i'm not the type to lead someone on. i was out with a lesbian couple i know, they were both jealous as hell, which i found very funny.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 19:43, closed)

haha
Yeah you have.
(Bababoon, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 11:50, closed)

i have
not counting the one that looks like Velma from Scooby Doo's ugly sister, of course.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 21:14, closed)

I'm bisexual
If I can't get it, I buy it.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 20:56, closed)

pfff

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 18:09, closed)