i don't know why i feel guilty about this one, but i do
i eat cold shepherds pie.



also i like to go on the internet while i am in the bath, just because i can.

i am not in the bath right now.
(corruptia, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:02, Reply)

My wife's a teacher and spends holidays out of the country (lucky cow)
When she's away, aside from all the normal stuff (furious masterbation, internet porn, 24 hr computer game sessions etc)

...I do the house-hold chores...

The house is definitely tidier when she's away than when she's home. Not because she makes a lot of mess, but because I do the cleaning up.

I really don't know why I do it, just seems easier than not to. Of course I revert to type as soon as she returns. One must keep up appearances...

I cook a lot when she's away aswell...
(Freegan Bikefascist, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 1:24, Reply)

i can do this thing
with my fingers (i have strange double jointedness) that makes my sister wince, which i enjoy doing although it kinda huts now...really should stop doing it along with cracking my knuckles and every part of my fingers as much as i possibly can.
oh, and i love picking my legs untill they bleed and then waiting for them 2 semi-heal and then making them puss..mmmmm
(hmm..yes, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:50, Reply)

Sticking my fingers in lit candles
and eating the wax when it solidifies on me.
( Queen of Cheesecake, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:30, Reply)

I can't wear clothes to bed. ever.
I can't sleep over at my girlfriends houses cause I'm basically a nudy. I wear panties and that's it. I love it, especially in the summer I have this kick ass air conditioner in my bedroom and it becomes artic I love slipping into my sheets with nothing on but my undies. The BEST feeling in the world. I'm getting a warm fuzzy feeling just thinking about it. mmmmm.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:17, Reply)

Perfume
When i walk past attractive ladies i love taking a huge breath through the nose, theres something really naughty, yet satisfying about smelling a fit stranger.
(bazmataz, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 0:05, Reply)

And...
I've never been a trainspotter but there's actually something very satisfying to me about big heavy trains.

Difficult, y'understand, because I commute by rail and occasionally find myself doing a bit of a squirm on the train.

All clean - I mean I'm just sort of enjoying it and wiggling in my seat. No touching or other crimes against nature.

Leeds - Frizinghall if you're intrigued. Works for me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:57, Reply)

Oooh...
Having a good sniff up as tramps, dustbin lorries etc. go past.

Perhaps I should'nt have admitted to that at all because I really can't justify it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:43, Reply)

fire!!!
i like to randomly burn myself.
its fun to spray a body part with lynx and light it.
or right fun words like 'sex' or 'fuck' on my clothes and set them alight.
im so immature. but is so much fun!
also threatening small chavs when they insult me believing my amazing jacket is 'goth'.
(ThePony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:32, Reply)

Not really a bad thing
Working through the 14 videos of the West Wing series 1 & 2, 2 eps a night in bed. The only time I watch TV in bed. Awesome.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 23:20, Reply)

Toe Fungus
Lying down in the shower and biting my toenails!
(Klutz, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:57, Reply)

.

knocking one off while looking at pics of my ex. she was well fit. my gf mustn't find out.
( bierbelly, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:55, Reply)

Laminate flooring/wooden flooring
I have laminate and wooden flooring throughout my flat, and I love sliding across it, it makes me chuckle every time, same in a supermarket or somewhere else that has laminate flooring, taking your shoes off and sliding across them are great!!
(Lord Monkey of Yorkshire,OBE killed a gipsy on...., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:20, Reply)

Meat
i work on a deli counter and every now and then i go up to my colleage and slap him with big pieces of ham...
he hates that ...
wouldnt you? i can never resist a wet ham slap.. or getting the Fat from some pork and dropping it down his collar and best of all... putting wet food in his pocket.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:10, Reply)

warmth
I remembered another...being super-warm. I like to get in bed with three jumpers on and a cup of tea with the radiator on full and snuggly socks on, then watch something lovely like Bambi or some other disney film.

I feel about 10 years old and very lazy when I do this. But so snuggly and warm and happy....
(mrmistoffeles, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:09, Reply)

so many....
I fry coctail sausages in a wok with onions and and pour maple syrup on them...yum
(gsxr600oz, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:04, Reply)

pressing button's on my keyboard while they are actually doing nothing
that makes me feel good...
(coolzay, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:01, Reply)

sneezing as well
i love it. it is even better than burping or yawning really really loudly.
( bertisfantastic bert is a sleepy bear, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:39, Reply)

taking the piss out of:
people who arent as clever as me,

defacing NHS newsletters and calling my training manager a deaf twunt.

watching scrubs whilst pretending to revise
( bertisfantastic bert is a sleepy bear, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:32, Reply)

Wearing a tea-cozy on my head
and also, using the ladies toilets at work when I'm in on my own "just because I can."
(nunoncastors is more serious than cancer, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:31, Reply)

when in a supermarket...
...i like to pick up perishable items and destroy the contents whilst doing the shopping. Then before leaving, I put them back on the shelf in the correct place. Biscuits work best but there is no better pleasure when accompanying Mrs Sugar around Tesco than reducing a packet of Quavers to dust whilst still in the bag. I often wonder what people think when they pick up the packet, or even better, when they get them home and find it's just dust!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:25, Reply)

not guilty but definately pleasurable...
... the Bluetooth game. Playable on the tube, train or bus. Or in the staff canteen if you are feeling brave. Turn your Bluetooth on invisible nad scan for other people. Send them messages saying "I'm watching you" and try to guess who it is that received the message.

Biting the skin around my nails. I constantly do this... my fingers are disgraceful.

Drawing on everything.

Furry art.

Song parodies: eg. Amish Paradise, Star Wars American Pie, Weird Al.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:58, Reply)

Queue Jumping
Can't get enough of it..I see a long queue, I just HAVE to jump in near to the front as possible.
I give myself bonus points for upsetting people and extra extra bonus if someone actually has a go at me (to which I always find a wittier retort)
(bossycow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:34, Reply)

Occasionally I like to boil a kettle
and drink a nice hot mug of water.

ssh

Oh. and sizing up spookykids and loving how much more goth than them I am. before lighting up a clove with a flourish and pressing the back of my hand to my forehead dramatically
(Slyph, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:18, Reply)

I use scissors to cut the skin from my big toe
I walk alot, so its tough as troll hide.

I then nibble it guiltily.

*stares at troll-like feet*
(Attention Whore, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:02, Reply)

The Matrix
Reloaded.
(Shake, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 20:01, Reply)

walrus
when I yawn, I breathe in at the same time and it makes a horrendous sort of walrus noise, feels very good, I suppose its like primal scream therapy or something...

anyway the once or twice I've done it around people, the look of horror on their face is amazing. But it should really stay in private.

Oh and a secret obsession with complete trash magazines, chat, bella, take a break. I'm a journalist, so they have to remain a secret
(Gert-Big-Robot-Gal, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:56, Reply)

Ooh, another one I've just remembered
I also like to make that kind of whistle-noise that you heard on Star Trek whenever Capt. Kirk entered the Bridge - except I do it whenever I go through any automatic doors, like at Supermarkets and stuff.

/note: am not a Trekkie...
(AlohasRyk, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:43, Reply)

My flatmate is wierd
My flatmate often caresses his nipples while watching John Snow on the channel 4 news (regardless of who is in the room at the time) and looks like he is really enjoying himself a bit too much.


Needless to say Im a bit worried!!!!
(barronshark, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:06, Reply)

i love candles.....
- one of my habits is when i go out for a meal when there is a candle on the table i have the urge to poke it and to see how hot it is
and trying to burn myself "i dont know what it is but i cant resist it"

-talking to my computer and pretending it is having a conversation with me

- it to start microsoft Sam and to make his say words like "spaz" or "shit" and once i put in "i like it when you tickle my cock
(count cherry, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 19:04, Reply)