Ausmark.......and diet coke
FAT CUNTS THAT DRINK DIET COKE....
ITS NOT THE TASTE....
YOU DONT PREFER IT.....
THEY HAD NOT RUN OUT OF NORMAL COKE....
ITS NOT FUCKING GLANDULAR...

YOU DRINK DIET COKE/COKE ZERO BECAUSE YOU ARE FAT AND THINK YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE WEIGHT, GO DOWN THE GYM YOU FAT CUNTS. IF YOU CANT LOOK AFTER YOUR BODY YOU DONT DESERVE IT
(gingerbollocks 'happy and content' since, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:17, 46 replies)

As much as I dislike fat people
I do know quite a few of them that can spell lose.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:19, closed)

Fuck me!
Are you ok? Do you need a lie down? Have you got rabies?
( SpankyHanky, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:19, closed)

Angry, angry young man.

(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:21, closed)

Nothing shows 'shouty anger'...

like capital letters.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:22, closed)

Has it occured to you...
... that some people prefer Diet Coke to the sickly, sticky full fat version?

I know plenty of people that aren't over-weight that go for the diet option purely based on taste.
(Uncle Jumbo will strip for pocket change (and/or Gin), Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:23, closed)

You what?
Are they complete mentalists, or just oblivious to the nasty aftertaste?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:25, closed)

I'm one of them.
I prefer the taste and quite like the after taste.

Sing with me.

"Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum,
What might be right for you, may not be right for some.
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.

But they got, Diff'rent Strokes.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world. "
(Uncle Jumbo will strip for pocket change (and/or Gin), Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:29, closed)

Argh!
"Full fat"

There's no fat in coke!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:27, closed)

Just an expression
I call it leaded, and I'm pretty sure there's no lead in it...

*checks anyway*
( IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:16, closed)

no one
prefers diet coke....
(gingerbollocks 'happy and content' since, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:26, closed)

I do
although Coke Zero is better.

Let's sum up your thought processes here, shall we? "I don't like Diet Coke therefore no-one else could possibly like it."
(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:39, closed)

I know loads of people who do
at least 3.

One of them is a full-on addict.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:47, closed)

I prefer diet
And I'm certainly no fat bastard
( snee held his breath since, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:17, closed)

Well....
I prefer Diet Coke.

The main reason for me is festivals.

You wake up in the morning, take a swig of warm coke, you want to vomit.
You take a swig of warm diet coke, not as bad!

Hence the reason I always take a couple of bottles of Diet Coke rather than water.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:29, closed)

You drink non-alcoholic drinks at festivals?
Strange boy...

Your first drink in the morning should be warm beer!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:30, closed)

Only...
For a few mins, am not a fan of warm beer with breakfast.

Once that bacon butty is in my stomach, it's onto the Stella once more!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:32, closed)

There's your problem
Go for Grolsch or Red Stripe, they hold up much better warm.

Or work at festivals, then you get a power hookup so you can take a fridge.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:34, closed)

If I could...
If I was able to take in glass bottles, I'd be on grolsch all weekend, but I just don't like it out of a can, not sure why.

Red Stripe is a consideration this year, but I just love Stella, can't help it!

Plus, I get to mock my friends who are drinking alcopops/vodka & coke/etc. I get drunker, quicker, and my drinks don't go flat :D
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:35, closed)

Red Stripe is a good option
for when it gets warm

those jamaicans know what they are doing!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:48, closed)

Hmm...
I shall test this theory!

Thank you, Oh Wise One!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:55, closed)

Brandy, dear boy
Cleans the teeth and revives the spirit.

A hefty dose of LSD in lieu of a cheeseboard and you're off.

Tally ho!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:35, closed)

Hmm..
For some reason, festivals seem to be the only time I'm against drugs.

Don't get me wrong, I think a spliff or two never did anyone any harm. My problem is when I see my friends completely monged out during the day, then they complain that they missed bands over the weekend, because they were so fucked they couldn't move.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:37, closed)

festivals seem to be the only time I'm against drugs. are the reason drugs were invented.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:39, closed)

At night...
I'm behind you 100%.

It just irritates me when I know I've got friends who couldn't get a ticket, and I see people so monged they won't see any bands at the weekend, because they were too fucked up during the day.

To me, festivals are about music and a shit load of alcohol with mates...without either you'll just be missing out.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:41, closed)

Your friends must just be lightweights then!
I can only partially remember a lot of the bands I've seen, festivals aren't 100% about the music for me though.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:43, closed)

^this
my draw tolerance increases one-hundred-fold when I'm at a festival.

When I was at Roskilde I was with about 20 mates, and when anyone woke up in the morning they'd skin up. I'd usually be up 4th or so, so by the time we're all ready to go about our days I'd have had 16 spliffs inside me. Perfect setup for a day of music appreciation.

If you start to flag then you apply liberal quantities of mushrooms
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:50, closed)

True!
The friends who get off their tits on drugs are the ones I no longer go to festivals with.

I know of girlfriends and boyfriends who have only bought tickets to be with the other half, and I think that's absolutely ridiculous.

For me, it's all about the music during the day, and all about the drinking at night :D
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:55, closed)

FESTIVALS
I am an old lag, and I'm from a background of the old free festivals of the 80s (pre rave).

The festival experience was about the communal cane-up and the music merely a soundtrack. Reading always was a 3-day gig - not a proper festival. Now they're all like that.

I don't want to come across like some old Woodstock attendee but to me the only proper festival still running in this country is the Hawkfest.

All the rest are just 3-day gigs.

Best one ever: the Treworgey Tree Fayre.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:06, closed)

You're all crazy fucked up fools.
Pepsi is much better than coke.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:30, closed)

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear
BURN THE HERETIC!
(Uncle Jumbo will strip for pocket change (and/or Gin), Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:39, closed)

I liked the bit
when you got really really angry about a fizzy drink.
( my_cat_has_no_shoes meh meh meh MEH MEH, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:31, closed)

oh do fuck off

(Halfy By light alone, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:31, closed)

OK...
You can't spell, can't punctuate and can only type in all Caps-Lock or forget about capital letters at all.

I predict that you won't last very long around here.

Try /talk

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 11:46, closed)

Yes
Because it's not like we'll tear him a new arsehole, is it? ;) We're well-known for our tolerance of poor spelling, punctuation and general fat-fisted keyboard mashing.

except Gonzo. He's OUR dyslexic retard.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:13, closed)

I'd like a pint of Tribute and a paaa.........
Oh, I'm sorry, I must be in the wrong library. I'll just pop next door, ta.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:02, closed)

Bell end
I drink Diet Coke and I DO prefer the taste of it.

You either need a course in anger management or a very hard wank.

Now jog on.
(sewer urchin wants a hug, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:13, closed)

*wanks*
*rips*
ARGH!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:15, closed)

Diabetics?
Diabetes is hereditary in my family so I drink diet coke in the hope I won't fall into a diabetic induced coma and never wake up.

Also regular coke stings my teeth (yes I have shit sensitive soft teeth) and coats them in fur which I don't appreciate.

Edit: I'm 10½ stone, frequently use free-weights and have a gym membership which I do use before you call me a fat undeserving waste of skin.
(Vikingheadache, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:22, closed)

ditto!
My family has a history of diabetes and high blood pressure. It's just good sense to avoid drinking something which is basically fizzy sugar syrup with added additives.

Fentiman's ginger beer is better than any kind of cola anyway.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:25, closed)

Now
that stuff IS good. G-G-Ginger Beer!
But not the crap stuff, it's got to sting your mouth a bit.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:51, closed)

yup.
It's got to be fentimans, or really fiery stuff. And it has to be Ginger "Beer". Ginger Ale tastes like watery spunk.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:56, closed)

I can't stand any of this fat bashing though,
I can only assume they were molested by a portly gentleman when they were younger because the anger displayed is of a much higher magnitude then the average person feels towards serial killers or rapists.

Some people are fat, by their own doing or not, who cares. They're still people and the world would be a boring bloody place if we were all muscle bound or weedy.

I do dislike it when people whinge that they can't lose weight and yet do nothing about it, but thats not hating fat people thats hating complacent idiots who moan about something they can change yet don't want to/find it too hard.

If anyone finds an exam hard to do, yet spends their time out drinking or just generally putting off revising, they are equally a cunt because they aren't helping themselves.
(Vikingheadache, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:01, closed)

ginger beer
use a decent strong ginger beer instead of soda/lemonade stuff in a mojito for a "fiery mojito" - awesome. and loads better.

mmmmm ginger mmmmmm
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:02, closed)

absolutely!
Also goes very well in Pimms, instead of lemonade.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:06, closed)

To be fair to this raging imbecile
I cannot understand why people drink Diet Coke either. It tastes to me like watered down coke, one part coke - 9 parts water.

But I've been informed of this thing called "personal taste". Can't understand it though, wonder if it has ANYTHING at all to do with hypocrisy?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:39, closed)

In mother Russia
YOU do not drink Diet Coke!

YOU CANNOT AFFORD DIET COKE! STATE OWNS YOUR HOUSE!

I MAKE A FUNNY YES!?

Personal taste is Western Lie made to unsettle Rouble yes!?
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:51, closed)