Celebrity computer games
Not Daley Thompson's decathlon you nobber, I mean Heather Mills in Capcom's Bionic Commando www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=215553

Think of a famous person and shop them in to the most fitting game, or make up a game based on someone's talents.
Plenty of scope and room for reposts - everyones happy


or have we done this one?
( HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:30, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

unlikely road signs
self-exerplanterary :D


( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Wed 20 May 2009, 22:05, Reply)

SHATNERISE
The new Star Trek film is out, and it's great. Only problem is it completely lacks Shatner!

So let's see Shatnerised movies. Shatner on the Roof, The Good The Bad and The Shatner, Indiana Shatner, Shatnerman!

SHATNER!
(bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:28, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Retro b3ta
If b3ta had been around earlier in the history of the internets, what kind of stuff would've been posted? How shit - or awesome - would 'shopped' pics or vintage memes look with the much less advanced software of the 70s, 80s and 90s? Or, what would us b3tans have been like back in the day? Hmm.
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Wed 20 May 2009, 17:26, Reply)

Northeners vs Southerners
Let's face it we're either drinking pints of stout and betting on dogs whilst wearing a flat caps, or talking funny and being from London.

But what exactly does make us Southern /Northern?
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:38, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

'Teaming up ad campaigns'
I was somewhat ashamed of myself when I thought this. I saw the NSPCC advert about the child who was banging into things, a door, a table, a fist.
I sighed, shook my head and thought 'Should've gone to Specsavers'

Before I'm off to Hull was wondering what other campaigns could get paired up
(Gherkinlasagna is probably doing something stupid on, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:34, Reply)

massively stupid and dangerous
The darwin awards are childs play, depict the most massively stupid and dangerous thing anyone can do, or better still, do it yourself and post a photo!
( HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:30, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Subliminal Images
I've always been fascinated by stories of skulls hidden in the ice in whiskey ads, naked women in the scenery in car ads and suchlike. Hide something in plain sight and post it here.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:09, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

"Dumbing Down Superheroes" - RONSEAL
Unless this has already been done, how about taking a superhero & then
making him/her look like a complete moron? You can use an existing one, (Superman, Spiderman etc.) or make up your own.

Got the Idea from Maxshanly's post below.

www.b3ta.com/board/9456444
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Mixing games with reality
We have two different worlds right? What would happen if both join togheter? Would Space Invaders actually invade the planet?
Would Sonic win all the olympic sprint races before he gets banned? Only you and the photoshop can tell ;)
(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Sun 17 May 2009, 19:37, Reply)

Things to do with chocolate
put my first post on the image comp this week,I'll try for a slight better one next week
(slartibart slartibart, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:14, Reply)

hentai

( d d, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:16, Reply)

When household appliances ATTACK
Imagine a world where the mudane items you abuse every day rebelled with disasterous results..
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 13 May 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Business Cards
Inspired by this post on English Russia, where someone did this:


"Hannibal Lector, banquets, drinks and lunches directly to your office, 24×7."

If you've read American Psycho (or seen the movie) you'll be aware that the Business Card can be a fetish object, a status symbol of the pecking order. Who do you think needs a good business card, or a bad one? What are they good for, besides padding your wallet, or tearing bits off of for spliff filters?
( bnt what, me worry?, Wed 13 May 2009, 0:10, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

ROCKET PROPELLED ANIMALS

( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:08, Reply)

Ever had a job you hated?
Ever had a boss you simply can't stand? Ever dreamt killing the fat asthmatic fucker with a simple powder fire extinguisher? Writing 'you're a twat and I quit' in acid on the paint of his new porshe?
Maybe you'd drop the toaster in his fancy new tropical fish tank.

Show us an imaginative new way to hand in your notice!
( The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 12 May 2009, 14:51, Reply)

Keee-ching!
What MPs will claim next on expenses.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:39, Reply)

photoshop youtube comments

( connor, Tue 12 May 2009, 4:59, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Novel methods by which MPs spend taxpayer's money...
A male MP claimed for tampons. A Female MP claimed for boxers. Most MPs seem to have claimed for nappies...

Why not speculate as to what MPs may have claimed for on the old expenses?
Gold-plated guide dog for Blunkett?
Clapham Common cloaking device for the entire Lib Dem front bench? Go mental.
(Zombie_John, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Madeleine McCann - the distant future.
Recently, an image of Maddie was released showing how she might look if she were still alive today. What would she look like several years into the future? Will she become one of those teenaged girls who hasn't quite figured out the right way to put on makeup? Did her plastic surgery go hideously wrong? Does she end up getting cybernetic implants? Or is she really Lord Lucan in disguise?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Good vs. Evil - Role Reversal
Open up photoshop and show us good things being evil, and evil things being good.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:57, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

design a vehicle of evil/good
make it as evil or as angelic as you like
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:52, Reply)

Some people have been interpreting the 'Twitter' challenge as 'birds'.
'Birds' would make a fine one-word compo.
( Bob Todd whee, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:59, Reply)

One word challenge idea: Colour
interpret as you wish
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:11, Reply)

Poker Tournament & Barbecue Poster
Design a poster for a poker tournament / barbecue combination.
If possible, involve visual puns involving food, poker chips and money.
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 6 May 2009, 18:39, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Reinventing the wheel
Amazon are releasing Kindle DX, yet another chunk of plastic and electrics to clog up your room until you throw it in landfill in 3 years time (At least you can recycle books or give them to people without web connections or power supplies - gah!)

Anyway, reinvent everyday things that work perfectly well in an utterly stupid and pointless way, cups with jet engines to fly up to your mouth and save arm ache, rulers with built in voice chips to shout out how long the distance you are measuring is, cardboard boxes with big displays to tell you whats inside them.

Show mankind how fucking stupid it is and find out how many stupid ideas actually already exist
( HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:50, Reply)

Famous movie scenes...
...redone with animals.
( Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:50, Reply)

Internet blah blah blah tappity tap, my eyes are bleeding.
I have to turn my Computer on and open up Internet Explorer to do just about everything
these days. What a bore. What would life be like if the Internet existed in the tangible
environment? Pop up trees? Giant pointers? Windows windows? SHOW ME, I MUST KNOW!
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:45, Reply)

Alien Vs. Predator is shit, so make another Movie Vs. Movie which would be better and less shit.

( Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:22, Reply)

It's thirty years this week since Thatcher came to power...
How's about some Maggie-inspired tomfoolery to take our minds off the current state of Gordon's fiefdom?
(Billy The Fish wants to gargle with Lucy Pinder's bath water, Tue 5 May 2009, 5:40, Reply)