The Future!
in the past they had all sorts of wacky predictions about the future, such as silver suits, hoverboards, personal flying machines, cities under the sea, world peace - that sort of thing.

but what predictions can b3tans make for the future. Perhaps just a few days in the future, a few years or even thousands or millions of years into the future! Make them serious, make them silly. Just make them BY THE POWER OF SHOPPERY!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:12, Reply)

The Jeremy Kyle Show.
Your chance to be a scummy pov and relate your problems for JK to sort out using science, magic or photoshop.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 9:00, Reply)

Easter Eggs and Cheat Modes
We all know about Easter Eggs in Software and DVDs - hidden games, weird messages etc, which you can access by pressing a secret combination of commands.

But which Easter Eggs do we not know about on all the other electronic items around us - What combination gives us infinate money at the cash point? What hidden games are in a Sat Nav?

(Credit: I remember something similar to this being on Channel 4's website about 10 years ago, and right good it was)
( monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:21, Reply)

Weddings.
Too many people are having dull weddings. B3ta the shit out of this ceremony.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:31, Reply)

What if Pink Floyd were on K-Tel?
Redesign old/classic album covers for a new or totally different market.

( Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:29, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

3 Men and a Baby...
...and other concepts too disturbing for a modern, tabloid-addled nation, despite their innocent roots.
(daveycakes my life is a cartoon, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 18:42, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Sean Connery turns 80
how about 'hobbies for retired spies?
(Taranaki, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:02, Reply)

Kleenex are running a competition
to design a tissue cube package design:
www.facebook.com/KleenexUK

We can win this.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 11:46, Reply)

World of Warcraft :D
i think it has great potentials. connect a link between WOW and drug related issues, such as addiction, desperation, etc, and what lengths will people go to satisfy their addiction.
(Akrom, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 18:14, Reply)

Bizarre afflictions
I'm rather bored of the slew of tv programs along the lines of

"The boy with big fingers"
"The woman with 5 ovaries"
"The.... blah blah conjoined twins"

Could we suggest some more interesting afflictions?

I'm thinking
"The man with a uterous for an eye"
"The girl with 16 bakewell tarts in her ear"
"The twins with breasts for a tongue"

and so and so forth
( WOLF .™, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:08, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

trousers

( HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 17:01, Reply)

'Shop-a-shop
Make shops the focus of the photoshop special needs group that is b3ta.
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:57, Reply)

The Penis Game....
Got drunk, ended up playing a game replacing one word in the title of each of the DVD's in our collection with the word penis.....i.e 28 penis's later.......
(slackda, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Untoons
pixeloo.blogspot.com/2008/04/jessica-rabbit-untooned.html

What monstrosities would be unleashed if cartoon/comic/VG characters were real?
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Send the present to the past
a bit like this basically: www.unplggd.com/unplggd/look/everything-ages-fast-faux-vintage-tech-ads-123861

shop how current products, inventions, concepts would be perceived in times gone by
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 22 Aug 2010, 18:48, Reply)

Free gifts with comics/magazines
My daughter had a magazine this week with a free gift inside, it was shit. I think all of us could come up with a better gift, based on the mag your giving it from.
she received a free plastic spanish dancing figure? with her hair and beauty mag lol.
(hulaloop, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 20:07, Reply)

Messed up signs
Overtaking a lorry today and there was a massive sign on the back stating "Caution - WIDE AND SLOW" Thought this referred to the lorry but when I looked in my mirror I realised this was aimed at the driver.

Shop a few signs to tell the truth
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 17:14, Reply)

British Versions of American Movies
We've had UK versions of US TV shows, but what about 'The Gunfight at The Wilchester Tea Rooms' or 'Top Hole'...(Sorry if it's been suggested before etc)
( Ninj, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Jackie Chan
After stumbling across these beauties ("Jackie as Queen Elizabeth" anyone?) I can't help but think that b3tans can beautify Jackie Chan's photoshop homages:
jackiechankids.com/files/Photoshop_Jackie.html
(Kentucky Fried Pigeon, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:28, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Kamikaze chickens
Just 'cos I'd like to see that.
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 23:38, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Uses for the iPad
Some obvious ideas spring to mind... but I'm sure there'd be some more creative ideas...

Sorry if this has been suggested before, I couldn't be arsed to check.
( FreudianSlap, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 1:00, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What should happen in the last episode of The Last of The Summer Wine?
Depict the entire cast getting into a giant bath... which rolls of the edge of a cliff... and explodes/transforms into a giant fireball... or something...
( custard, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 20:02, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Animal Supervillains
..what is that cat plotting while you are looking the other way? I'm sure that dog was planning something over there, and what's that Owl doing with a nuke in the tree?
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 19:15, Reply)

Invent a new word by changing one letter
then illustrate it

i.e. "Ambiduxtrous" - the ability to hold a duck in either hand
( The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 14 Aug 2010, 21:07, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Shit sitcoms
Inspired by this Stewart Lee article:
stewartlee.co.uk/plagiarists1.htm
stewartlee.co.uk/plagiarists2.htm

Come up with some shit sitcom concepts. The more contrived, the better.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 20:11, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Coffee Stain drawings...
"I once saw Jesus in my coffee stain" etc...

1. Spill a little coffee (or tea)
2. let it dry out
3. Draw around the shape it made to show the true image.
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Gayeaux Tapestry.
It's 1066 and Britain is about to invaded by camp frenchmen. Show us how this will happen.
( Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Retro Sci-Fi II: The Wrath of Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Back in September 2008, a classic B3ta compo emerged: MAKE SCI-FI RETRO

In true sci-fi style, it's high time for a sequel, so open up photoshop, and show us more (new) examples of the fantastical future, yesterday.
Can we pull off the unimaginable and make a sequel better than the original?
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:03, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)