He thinks he's jesus - what do you think he is? Shop Bono

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:33, Reply)

Crap inventions vs. crap inventions *Jumps on bandwagon*
Segway vs. Sinclair C5 for example, or just create your own.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 20:58, Reply)

Extreme Segway


Jimi Heselden, the inventor of the Segway, unfortunately died riding his Segway off a cliff. Let's send him off in style by booting up photoshop and showing exactly what these things are (well - should be)capable of.
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 20:23, Reply)

Combine things or people that rhyme
e.g. Alistair Stalin



I'd expect them to be better than this though. And promise no Osama/Obama pics
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 27 Sep 2010, 19:21, Reply)

People dying at the hands of their own creations
Segway boss Jimi Heselden dies in scooter cliff fall
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-11416654
( Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Badger culling.
Think of inventive ways of teaching those stripy monochrome bastards not to fuck with people.

(btw, I'm very pro-wildlife and just pisstaking of the government)
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 27 Sep 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Signs that it's the end of the world
Ooh and points deducted for hell freezing over pictures.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 23:05, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Mass murderers in popular culture.
In today's celebrity-obsessed world, criminals gather a great deal of media attention. So do actors, singers, and TV presenters.

It's only a matter of time before the boundary between murderers and entertainers is so blurred that the former become the latter. Show us what that world would be like.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Bees.
One word challenge "Bees"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Schoolyard Politics
We can see them everyday in their Parliament's, Dail's and Congress's but what about way back then. Let's you're takes on our politicians childhoods.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Science!
Popular science has never been more er... popular. Fire up your software
and illustrate science through the medium of the interweb.

( finnbar has officially retired, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 20:12, Reply)

b3ta has outgrown having compos
if there is one, not many stick to the brief. And if there isn't one, we all pretend there is.

No more official compos for a while.
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Where do ducklings go after they die?
give us an idea of either duckling heaven or duckling hell.

basically, shop fluffy ducklings in lovely situations or being tortured or something
( Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:54, Reply)

If cats ruled the world!!
Sod it. Let's go back to the old school.

Yes, kids, that's 'school' with a 'ch'.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:35, Reply)

MacGyver and his clever tricks
Im sure if he were alive today he would have all sorts of impromptu solutions to the world problems using just the simplest of objects.
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:01, Reply)

I found this page on Wiki
It should be the compo

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_Holiday_Special

Hence:



So, turn things into holiday specials
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:29, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

i've said it before and i'll say it again - DRAGONS
they are fully awesome and deserve to be the next image challenge.
also, if you don't vote, i'll track you down and sit on your head till your ears pop.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:26, 8 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

This week I'll be mostly wearing beef
or I'm lady Gaga and I wear food. Dress me up like a barbie then roast me on a spit =D
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 18:44, Reply)

If the internet had been around in Victorian England
it would have looked very different. Get your engraving tool out and show us your etchings.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 18:41, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Shop-a-stop
Pick a tube/subway/u-bahn station and portray it through the medium of lol.
You may not all do Cockfosters.
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Pimp my popemobile.

(Sod, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 22:47, Reply)

Photoshop the schools.
The Government has recently tried to improve schools by encouraging them to become academies.
How would you make schools better?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Libel
Make up the most libelous story you can think of about a public figure and provide photographic evidence.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 8:03, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Competition idea
I think there should be a competition called "That's not funny. That's just inappropriate."
I don't feel like I need to sell that idea. It could be taken in many different directions.
Let your mind run wild.
(ljpfahey, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 4:27, Reply)

More and more and more
Fraser posts a picture of something - i.e. a kitten, then you take the focus of that picture and add to it, or place it in to a new picture. Then the next person takes that new picture (or the key points/characters) and places them in their own picture and on and on, adding more and more. Until next week when the resulting pictures will be a fantastic mash of everyone's efforts.

obviously there will be overlap as people add to the same pictures, but never mind eh.
( HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 21:21, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

makethemdance :D
www.b3ta.com/challenge/makethemdance/
(herman:D, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:21, Reply)

:D
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post43826
(herman:D, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:03, Reply)

Cock or ball.
Take a photo of a small area of your genitals poking out your fly and then we have to guess whether it's cock or ball.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:37, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

William Hague - what side does he bat for?
I'm almost as confused about William Hague's sexuality as he may or may not be. I wonder if any b3tans could provide some "evidence" to settle it once and for all.
(funkmotor is not the droid you're looking for, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:54, Reply)