In the year 3000
Hoverboards? Flying cars? - Pah, get with the program granddad! Show your predictions for the turn of next millennium.
( Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:39, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I suggest this again in the hope it'll get picked up
Movie tie-ins of old 8-bit games. I mean come on, it's an excellent suggestion. Who wouldn't want to see a movie poster for "Kokotoni Wilf - The Motion picture"?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:52, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Oh I don't know. Something about Wimbledon or whatever.

( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:41, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Brand new old album art
Quite often great albums get lumbered with crap artwork. Fix this by replacing it completely!
Show us how you would have responded to the Beatles if they asked you to do the artwork for Sgt Peppers, give us your visual interpretation of Nirvana's "Nevermind", show us you're better than these record company knobs when it comes to packaging a sound.
( HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:44, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Movie Science and Cliches in real life
As a spin on the usual 'Movie' image challenge, take some of the 'dodgy' cliches/science often seen in movies and show us how such cliches/science would affect everyday life.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:29, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Greece is the word
Economic apocalypse is looming once more. Shop the country that got us into it this time - Greece.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 22:45, Reply)

Photoshop a person - boffins
Patrick Moore, Magnus Pyke, Brian Cox, Stephen Hawking etc.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Famous photo TOAP album sleeves
Take a famous photograph, and re-purpose it to recreate the cover of a classic album or single.

( Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 19:08, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

The revenge of the D-listers.
Rik Waller's Religious Texts.

Daniella Westbrooke on the history of modern industry.

Kerry Katona's book club.

You get the idea.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:14, Reply)

a post created in the style of another b3tan

( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:50, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Hindsight.
It's easy to be smug after the event, but how differently would things have turned-out with the benefit of a little hindsight?


( Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:24, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

return of the one word compo
Bones.

That is all.
(pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 22:59, Reply)

Literal News Headlines
When I see a news headline such as "Operations continue in Gaza" - I can't help imagining a team of surgeons performing a boob job in the middle of a war zone. I blame you lot for breaking my brain in this way.

Anyway, I wondered what other news headlines (papers, TV or online) would be better if they were literal?
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)

One-word challenge: Camels
Shop the ships of the desert.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 18:49, Reply)

The B3ta Advertising Agency
Create ads The B3ta Advertising Agency would produce for existing or imaginary products and services.

For inspiration see the Chip Shop Awards


( Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 22:30, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Bruno Mars hurting himself
With Meatloaf-like zeal, Bruno Mars claims he would "Catch a grenade" and "Throw [his] hand on a blade" in the name of love. What other amusing things would you like to see Bruno do? Rhyming with "-ade" optional.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Elaborating slightly on HappyToast's suggestion...
Puppets in general! Throughout history they've been hanged, fisted, attacked celebrities... Bound to it, chaps!
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 0:49, Reply)

In memory of the great and versatile children's tv actor Zippy who died today
Either - Show us what zippy got up to when not on camera or what he is doing now, or design a new kids tv character to replace him in the hearts of the nation.
( HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Margaret Thatcher Memorial
Because according to my students, apparently she's already dead.
(No, I'm not a model Strange things are afoot at the Circle K, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Games consoles they'll never make
With the gaming giants revealing their new games consoles this week, I'm sure the b3tafolk can do something better. Post your shit games console designs.
(The Entity Remembered his login details on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 23:31, Reply)

Children's tv becomes porn
what would the cover and title be? what "enhancements" would they have?
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:53, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Fitness fanatics.
Shop gurning fitness fanatics' faces onto pretty much anything you can think of.
( 4Q just lurking, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 23:10, Reply)

From Foreign news:
North Korea is planning to develop the Mount Kumgang resort area into an international tourist destination, opening the project to foreign investment and the opportunity for South Koreans to establish businesses within the resort, JoonAng Daily reported June 3, citing KCNA. The announcement encouraged investors to build casinos, nightclubs and golf courses, and the resort will be open to international meetings and will provide Internet access. Those who infringe on the safety of North Korea or break the social code will be held criminally responsible, the statement said.


This just begs for a challenge to see who can come up with the best advertising campaign.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:36, Reply)

SIMON WESTON.
Come on, everyone finds him funny.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:13, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Alternative uses for Daleks
Happytoast's BRILLIANT FP made me think - Daleks are being given some time off Doctor Who for a while. What should they do? Take a sabbatical? What should we do with them? Design alternative uses for the exterminators; shop it

ps cheers Happytoast for the idea
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 18:35, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Garbage pail kids - the b3ta collection
When I was a lad I remember not being allowed to collect them. Come to the playground and post your swapsies here.
Thinking things like Lyin' Ryan (Giggs), Fat Pat from Eastenders, etc.
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)