Image Challenge suggestionsWe think a good challenge idea is like the opening line of a joke, say "If ads told the truth... Guinness would say 'It makes you fat, and your shit turn black.'"
Maybe you have other ideas.
We're going to leave this thread open, so feel free to add ideas at any time. BTW: Please use the "i like this" button. Your voting really helps the good ideas bubble-up, and the very best will be used in the Image Challenge itself.
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The Royal Familyas 70's porno stars. The perms, dodgy moustash, disco style tight pants
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frogdog Fuck Your Holy Leaders, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 20:59,
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Barter SystemI wonder what the tills would be like in supermarkets or what a cash machine would be like if we only ran a barter system. Or even down the pub,
"Four pints of monkey beer please landlord."
"That will be one goat or four guinea pigs, thank you"
"Anybody got change for an antelope??"
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The FearThe media and governments love to scare us with new and more terrifying 'news' subjects each and every year in order to keep us passified.
What new subjects will be better than kiddy fiddling or turbans next year ?
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KrankiesworldWhat would a krankies-theme park would look like?
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drunkenoaf, Sat 17 Jun 2006, 19:28,
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A Reapin' Good TimeLike the police or the dentist, hardly anyone looks forward to seeing the Grim Reaper. So what does old boney do for fun?
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Planet YorkshireEnglish imperialism shaped the world - but what if it spread from Up North instead of the Home Counties, and took over the world?
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Einstein-A-Go-GoWhat if scientists decided to be rock stars, and rock stars decided to be scientists?
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Where doB3Tans get inspiration?Band wagons ahoy
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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 23:32,
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Celebrities who need a shitWe know that stars & celebrities like to look their best and keep the right appearance going on.And that money is no object in looking good.
Why not show how they look & feel when they need a good crap!.Just to prove that they are like everybody else ,and even they have to curl one off every now and then.
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If the England Team were women....what would they look like?
this?
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a fitting end for terroristsWe've all heard of the 72 virgins/raisins. Show us what *really* happens to crazy-ass homicidal 'martyrs' when they go to meet their maker.
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madrabbit is fully prepared, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:48,
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Truth in Advertising: FoodI would like to see food's promotional packaging reflect reality. Here's my contribution:
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madrabbit is fully prepared, Fri 16 Jun 2006, 9:47,
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Stephen Hawking's Fantasy BookAccording to the BBC, physicist Dr. Stephen Hawking is planning on writing a science children's book "a bit like Harry Potter, but without the magic".
What would this book be like?
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world cupwhat if the world cup was played by each countries native animals?
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B3ta Super Heros... i've had a look at about half the challenges and can't be arsed to check the rest...
B3TA super heros.... i bet its been dun but i dont care! so there! oh that rhymes! i do that some times! oh so did that! ok i'm sounding like a twat! etc etc etc...
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likeajackhammer, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 15:32,
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Swap a multi million pound website idea for a lousey laptopThe BBC just ended a redesign their webpage for a lousey apple laptop competition.
Redesign the B3TA website, with the winning entry recieving the bragging rights as the prize.
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World Fluffiness CupShow the teams for the World fluffiness Cup, national stereotyping strongly recommended.
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What if the world was run by lazy and/or fat bastards?Such as b3ta opening every working part to a voting system...
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challengedo something like "if muslims ran the world". that'll be a laugh. bastards.
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Cheer me up!Cheer me up im broken hearted!
Ive been dumped and need cheering up. Ive suffered being a golf widow for years! Cheer me up!
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Public transport in hot weatherPublic transport in hot weather - who you do not want sitting next to you on the Tube? or
Public transport in hot weather - How to deal with it, or
Public transport in hot weather - How Ken should cool it down.
(Sorry - really bad journey home!)
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MS Paint Challengeto design an image using the most basic image editing tool: Paint. Seaming is allowed!
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Invent a pointless warningThere's so many of them - don't use your taps because we'll all die of drought, don't eat nuts as they've got nuts in them and so on. How much more absurd can this get?
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Squeaky Shoes *riao riao*, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 13:23,
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Genesis - Day 8On day 1, God invented light. After a week of hard work, on day 7 HE invented the break. But what did HE do on the next day? Tell us!
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What about...Ask for submissions for alternative World Cups... like world cup toilet bowl hurling... maybe i need to think up a better one.
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Creative inprovements for public landmarksLike making the London eye spin backwards at 50mph or something
Bindun?
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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 11 Jun 2006, 11:39,
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