Animal Celebrities
Anthropomorphise animals to look like the celebrity they remind you of most.
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 9:41, Reply)

sexy foods
(with the proviso that "pr0n cocktail" is the pic that goes on the front page- otherwise it'll get done a million times)
( spacefish bong!, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 18:26, Reply)

red exs are not much fun
but neither is shouting abuse when a post goes wrong

why not create a nice red ex picture to politely indicate that you can't see the image

inspired by c kick
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 13:00, Reply)

Barmy Bipolar Botchups
What would eveything be like if the majority of celebrities, writers, artists and politicians were bipolar? What if G W Bush really did belive he was the son of god? What if Rod Hull jumped? Would Bob Geldof go on a killing spree in Ethiopia?
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 25 Sep 2006, 17:37, Reply)

New BBC1 idents...
To kick off it's Autumn season of telly, dear old Auntie BBC is set to unveil a replacement for those annoying dancers at the start of each programme... Do you yearn for the good old days of a globe or clock or would you go for something more modern and completely off the wall??

Heres the official BBC press release:
www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/pressreleases/stories/2006/09_september/26/idents.shtml

And more pictures:
www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds37469.html
(Cy_Bones, Mon 25 Sep 2006, 17:25, Reply)

Challenge Idea: Celebriplexing
Celebrity Multiplexing. A bit like in that film "The Fly", but without the pods and a bit less mucus.

Here's some examples:


(philipm, Sun 24 Sep 2006, 11:45, Reply)

The origin of man.
Was it science, was it god, was it a small nuclear reaction, was it paul daniels.

Show us what happened and where it all started to go wrong.
( Muns, Sat 23 Sep 2006, 2:05, Reply)

what b3ta users really look like
that's ok isn't it?
( krang, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 23:19, Reply)

The secret life of Tony and Gordon
We all know they hate each other. What dastardly pranks do they pull on one another in their spare time? How far will they go to be the holder of the premiership?
(Sun King ga ga ga ga ga, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 22:34, Reply)

idea
I think you should have famous ashtrays as a challenge
(Suzito, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 19:51, Reply)

What jesus should have done..
None of this mirracle rubbish, no turning water into wine, but proper stuff, like putting on the biggest party in bethlehem!!
(lord_castle, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 13:21, Reply)

Cut and Paste Sabotage
About 15 years ago when I was at art school me and a couple of mates printed up stickers that altered the wording on 'Wheatabix' and 'Corn Flakes' changing them to 'Wheatafix' and 'Corn Snakes'. Over several weeks we went around supermarkets sticking them carefully over the appropriate parts of the packaging so as to look as if it was printed that way. We did manage to get a mention in the local press, well our deeds not us. I see the work on the image challenges on here and would love to see them pushed out into the real world on the shelves, can you b3ta's get into the national media?
(Smumps, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 10:16, Reply)

De-freak sideshow freaks
make them beaaautiful.
( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 0:31, Reply)

TV Victoria
What would TV be like if it had been invented 100 years earlier and the Victorians were all TV moguls and wannabes?
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:50, Reply)

Military security posters
This page describes the various bizarre warnings excreted by the military minds over the years
www.defensetech.org/archives/001862.html

All I'm saying is check this baby out
www.defensetech.org/images/st091803.jpg

I think that's a pretty high mark to hit.
(SeanO, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 10:20, Reply)

Stuff fights back...
So we have had Steve 'Wildlife King' Irwin killed by a fish and now Richard 'Hamster' Hammond of Top Gear fame injured by a car...what next? Peter Stringfellow suffocated by some breast implants?
(gingerclaire I wanna go out bouncin', Thu 21 Sep 2006, 9:33, Reply)

If the Royals had to work for us.
What jobs would you give them? About time they earned some dosh the rich tax-dodging feckers.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 19:20, Reply)

Potential hilarity
How would Ray Mears overcome normal daily tasks like phoning someone or going to the pub?
(quedge, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 16:47, Reply)

REFLECTO-CELEBS!
Take a celebrity of your choice, mirror their face down the middle - show us what both their REFLECTO-FACES look like compared!!!

Winner is the most stupidly different.
Loser is the most the same.

BTW: Try it on your own face first you ugly bastards.
(crippledick, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 3:06, Reply)

another image challenge topic
Images of friendly muslims!
(quotha Get ready for The Goblin's Foot!, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 22:24, Reply)

Where are they now
John Noakes of Blue Peter fame now spends his time sailing his boat around Majorca and is on his 13th Shep.

Funnier would be if he had opened a home for incontinent elephants.

So. Either


1. Tell me where the stars of today will be in 30 years time.

2. Tell me where the stars of yesteryear are now.
( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 19:29, Reply)

Farts
think about it. Farts can only assault 2 of our senses - Smell and Sound (and occasionally taste... and OK if you've got your finger up your arse, touch as well).

Show me the impact of a fart or farts - visually.
( Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 17:17, Reply)

What if?
We had a challenge involving What the world would be like if chavs ruled it?
(Maccy Divided by 0 on, Sun 17 Sep 2006, 21:01, Reply)

Carling Don't Do Image Challenges...
But if they did, wouldn't they be filled with subtle Carling marketing imagery?
Show us a world by Carling, where you piss into a toilet of piss. Shower in piss. Have piss toothpaste. The lot.
(Alexxx It wasn't me, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 23:29, Reply)

Animal Starts in their Eyes
I miss pets win prizes and Stars in their eyes isnt as good as it used to be. So lets combine the two!
( Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 15:04, Reply)

when...
when super heroes attack! Super heroes are ticking time bombs of roadrage, stress and anxiety! What would happen if one day they just LOST IT!
(littlegreenguy, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 13:52, Reply)

Office Flamethrowers
or flammables in the workplace and how to ignite them!
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 16:21, Reply)

SURPRISE!

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 15 Sep 2006, 16:18, Reply)

Political INcorrectness
Gone mad!
(Plastic Goldfish, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 15:43, Reply)

Pretension
...as it exists, in all shapes and forms, in today's modern enlightened society.
(HectorProtector, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 13:50, Reply)