Yucca Mountain radioactive waste disposal sign
I think a good challenge would be for B3TA to design this sign. It's actually really hard, you have to assume no-one can read/write or even have the same paradigms(i.e. you might be trying to keep out aliens!)

"The purpose of the warning sign is to deter intentional or inadvertent human intrusion or interference at the site and to effectively communicate over the course of the next 10,000 years (the projected duration of the volatility of the waste) that the integrity of the site must not be compromised in any way in order to safeguard humanity from the release of the radiation contained within."

see here for more info

www.desertspace.org/warning_sign/uwsExhibition.html

PS I am in now way involved with the US Government !!
( Owza, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 12:41, Reply)

Pimp my ride?

( partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 1:53, Reply)

Give photoshop a rest this week and whip out your cameras!
BUILD A FORT!

Wreck you bedroom/living room/office by constructing yourself an awesome fort! Use furniture, matresses, boxes, duvets or anything you can get your hands on.

And don't forget to arm your fort with various defences from possible invasions!

You know you really want too...
( Brims Spurts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 0:25, Reply)

DON'T FUCKING SHOP PAUL FUCKING MCCARTNEY!
FUCKING HELL!
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 0:15, Reply)

How about?
Sweets for emo's, draw on the screen and not on your wrist and always think of sweets
(Jim Fixed It For Me, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 20:16, Reply)

Kenny G
Any chance of a competition please focussed on Kenny G - the most god awful saxophonist in the world?
www.kennyg.com/host.htm

It would make a ltt of people vwey happy - including me!
( Watty, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 19:56, Reply)

What's behind
Shakey's 'green door'?
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 19:30, Reply)

New Celebrity TV programmes


Ordinary people are no longer good enough for TV it seems! Celebrities have now replaced the great unwashed on the box, in a multitude of ridiculous programme ideas including ice skating, circus performing, pig wanking, kitcken cleaning, singing, dieting, camping and horse riding. Infact, celebs doing anything seems to work!

Show the network executives your great Celebrity TV programme ideas!
( PureDerry, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 16:53, Reply)

Great Master? Pah!
The renaissance, eh? Overrated.
I'm sure we can make all those old boring paintings betterer!

So grab one of Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, Donatello or even master Splinter's paintings and B3ta it to death!
( Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 16:37, Reply)

Colour!
Shocking Pink, Navy Blue, Burnt Sienna... illustrate all the wacky names that people give to colours, or invent your own: Boris Blue, Blair Brown, Whinger Ginger, Beckham Yellow...
( bnt what, me worry?, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 10:11, Reply)

What can Bush do with his time now that he can't start any more wars etc...
Perhaps some images of what Dubya can do with all that spare time he'll have now that the slow-to-realise-he's-a-cunt American public have castrated his war-mongering tackle!
(Chaoslave was liquificated on, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 9:47, Reply)

What would the world be like
If everyone was ginger
( WormuIus, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 22:02, Reply)

what if george bush had never come to office?

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 15:38, Reply)

The nicer side of Islam
It's been getting a bad press recently what with muslims flying planes into buildings and wearing veils in primary schools.

But let's show what a happy, wacky, fun religion Islam really is.
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 20:51, Reply)

PUB SIGNS!!!!
Can't believe it's not been done (if it has, sorry). Walking to work this morning, it suddenly came to me that each day I walked past the 'Cock & Bottle' and it had never before occured to me that b3tans could probably come up with a more interesting pub sign than a bottle with a rooster on it. That started the old brain working and I remembered that 'amusing' chain of Firkin pubs - Fox & Firkin (for fox sake, get me a firkin pint), and thought.....their alter ego in b3ta-land would be the Mirkin pubs!! Muff & Mirkin, Monkey & Mirkin, Mop & Mirkin etc....or of course, the Queen's Head could have a new take.

Please [my first time ever] please click 'ILT', I really want to see these.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 9:45, Reply)

real life in Trumpton?
or just generic kids TV land
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 12 Nov 2006, 17:45, Reply)

Celebrity Resurrection
As a follow up to the "Celebrity Death" challenge. What would they come back as?
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sun 12 Nov 2006, 0:17, Reply)

God
Back in school you always had to do your depiction of God, usually a bearded ghost-type thing in a robe that had a cheery smile. But how would you depict him now?
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 21:09, Reply)

Can we have a challenge for that other leader of the world's great religions
Saddam Hussein?
( thistle, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 16:16, Reply)

K-Fed on the Dole??
Now that Britteny has finaly given Kevin Federline his marching orders... how ever will he support himself without her millions?

Looks like he's gonna have to find some alternative employment.

Need i say more?
(Phoenixx73 I Reject your reality and substitute my own., Fri 10 Nov 2006, 12:39, Reply)

What would the UK look like.....
....if Rastafarianism, rather than the Church of England was the established religion?
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 9:39, Reply)

Heal the Middle East
Creative solutions for peace in the Middle East. (Er, I mean to cause peace, they already have enough solutions to the unlikely event of too much peace.) Your challenge is to do this without actually pushing anyone into the sea.
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 2:34, Reply)

Organic Music Players
u no something organic wiv music player buttons n stuff
(Scope15, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 18:34, Reply)

It's panto season!
Show me what wildly inappropriate film/book etc. would you like see 'panto'ed up' down at your local theatre (bonus points for actual costumes)
( Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 17:19, Reply)

Tell me I'm not imagining it
...but back in the 1970s, there was a (very minor) craze for pictures that when folded together made a - surprisingly - different picture.

e.g. there would be a 'woodland scene' on the front page of a comic; about 1/4 of the way in from the left hand side, at the top and bottom of the page would be a black mark with "A" next to it, at the other side of the page, 1/4 way in from the right would be similar with "B". The instructions would say 'fold along lines A-A and B-B, then fold together, and lo and behold, the woodland scene would turn into a pixie's face! I've tried a little Google to find an example but failed.

Anyway, you get the idea, don't you?
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 14:16, Reply)

Tabloid Outrage
We don't make the newspapers enough. Photoshop something that's likely to provoke faux outrage from tabloid editors, Tory backbenchers and other assorted scumbags.
( Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 13:14, Reply)

Inappropriate Christmas/Birthday presents
Pick a person (not necessarily a celeb!) and photoshop an incredibly inappropriate Christmas/Birthday present for them or the effects or reactions to getting these presents.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 12:27, Reply)

What makes you cry?
Think of something then photoshop it so it can make everyone else cry too.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 12:25, Reply)

ANYTHING
BUT FLAGS
( Sir T. Skellington, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 12:05, Reply)

Lizards
that's all, just lizards
( xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 12:03, Reply)