If emo ruled the world
Imagine if emo took over the world. What would it be like to live in a world of darkness and crying. Where suicide bommbers could quite get it right ( cry for help). How would day to day life be affectted. Go on, use your imagination.
(Krissgti is chasing the greasy homeless of glasgow, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 21:54, Reply)

How it's made
Photoshop the parts of the production process companies don't want you to see.
(Plastic Goldfish, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 17:04, Reply)

What if humans still had natural predators?
just a thought
(MasterOfStoats, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 15:17, Reply)

Spice up Operating System Ads.


PC, Mac, Linux.. They all have irritating features that you'd like to get rid of, and their ads all slag each others problems off, rather than admitting their own failures.

Make an ad for the removal of your favorite irritating O/S feature.
( Stevedix http://www.stevedix.de/blog, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 10:36, Reply)

What would b3ta HQ look like?


Quick paint, you get the idea..

Points for who gets the punchline
(Frapple, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 18:03, Reply)

Photoshop This
Too easy....

( ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 13:43, Reply)

Victorian Public Safety Announcements.
What worldly dangers would the Victorians warn us of? The dangers of masturbation? The depravity of those negro types?
( ArthurTheRat, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 12:29, Reply)

If famous ©unts weren't so famous..
what would they look like?
(baybled, Sat 21 Apr 2007, 15:31, Reply)

Cheer up Cho
Is it too soon?
(clut, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 21:23, Reply)

Crime Scene Investigation: B3TA
What would happen if CSI opened up on B3ta? Imagine the entries - a small .gif image: Someone opens a cracker, and it explodes, and the little paper from the inside flies ontop of their brain. Grissom then says: "I guess the joke went over his head?" Or other such stuff. Imagine: A picture of a laptop with FrankSpencer's B3ta profile on the screen. Cut to one of those magic lights, and the whole thing is bright white with semen stains. Or something. I'm tired and bored. It's your job to come up with funny images. Just click I like this. This message is too long. I've been awake for too long. Fucksocks, I'm going to click post now. Maybe. No, now. Now. NOW!



Okay, I'm really doing it this time. Edit: I did it!
(Alexxx It wasn't me, Fri 20 Apr 2007, 15:21, Reply)

Animal mangles
shop natural enemies into one new, frustrated animal
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 20:23, Reply)

What's next for DeAgostini?
It must be hard for their execs to think up really crap subjects to make a magazine about, so let's give them a hand with some ideas...
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 19:11, Reply)

films that would end quickly
if super heros where 3 seconds too late or that bomb didnt stop at 007 or 001 like they do...
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 16:31, Reply)

THE TRUTH BEHIND THE VTECH MASSACRE.
LOLOLOLOL.
( d d, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:46, Reply)

101 uses for stuffed amimals
What inventive uses could you find for stuffed animals. B3ta can single handedly reinvigorate the taxidermy industry!
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:05, Reply)

Emo nursery rhymes
Nursery rhymes brought up to date for the emo parent
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:03, Reply)

If I had all the money in the world I would...

( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:03, Reply)

By popular request...*
Well, two people said I should.

Unusual Sexual Fetishes - We've all rubbed ourselves on the ladies shoes in Primark, haven't we, but what about those more unusual fetishes? Show us how strange people's safe-for-work sexual fantasies are!
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 16:53, Reply)

the B3TA cookbook
with all the food you don't want to eat.

tubgirl organge sorbet, goatse chiltlins etc.
( edz314 smelled the glove on, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 15:28, Reply)

Innappropriate lyrics and albums
Innappropriate lyrics to pictures?

Example:

A picture of a man with a burnt face with the caption "don't look back into the sun-the libertines"

Make it look like a single CD case?

Just a thought
(trippeh, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 22:15, Reply)

"Abstinence" education
The Bush administration has failed dismally to reduce teen sexual activity via its "abstinence only" sex education. They're going about it the wrong way - they need to actively promote wanking, Jocelyn Elders-stylee.

Shop us a pro-wank campaign. This helpful fellow has already got started.
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 12:31, Reply)

Vegetables of ROCK!
Rehash famous albums / artists with a more plant-oriented stylee. For example:

Beetroot Mac
Fig Country
Asexual Healing
Beansryche
Lentil as Anything
Pulse

etc
( Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 15:32, Reply)

Iconic scupltures for Wales
Come up with your own designs for "iconic sculptures welcoming people to Wales"

BBC News story
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Mon 16 Apr 2007, 0:55, Reply)

Heroes and Villians unmasked....
What are famous film/book/comic/etc characters hiding behind their masks?
Potential candidates-
V from V for Vendetta
Darth Vader
You get the idea.....
(Badgers wear Corpsepaint it's true, I've seen them..., Sat 14 Apr 2007, 1:48, Reply)

Let's face it; SOAPS ARE SHIT!
invent us some new and exciting ones for that ultimate viewing pleasure, pitch us your masterpieces.
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 23:17, Reply)

What Celebrities SHOULD wear...
celebrities are stupid and cannot dress themselves, show us what they SHOULD look like.
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 23:12, Reply)

If B3ta was an image....
what would it look like....?
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 12:05, Reply)

Illustrate MISHEARD LYRICS...
title says it all...
( DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 12 Apr 2007, 1:00, Reply)

illustrate personal ads from your local pervs.
yes, i know a lot of them come with their own delightful photos. i say we make more suitable ones, because the prose they offer is priceless.

sooper-secret bonus challenge: we pick a city on craigslist and put our pics up in their personals' section to cause confusion and get us lots of greasy sex.
( postbear has metal knees, Thu 12 Apr 2007, 0:28, Reply)

MAKE THE MOST OFFENSIVE PICTURE YOU CAN MAKE
thats safe for work obviously.
( connor, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 23:00, Reply)