Challenge lottery
Make an image containing either a record sleeve, a film poster or anything you want. Put it on the board. Enter as many times as possible in the hope of your name being pulled out of a hat.
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 21:38, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

not a lot of people know that
Create the Encyclopaedia B3tanicca
using all the resources available to you, illustrate a lesser known scientific 'fact' in a witty and easy to understand manner.
cats aren't purring, they go behind the sofa and are drilling,fact. (Eddie Izzard)
coffee drinking makes you become a bastard,fact. (The Neville)
the french have no word in their language for soap, fact.(me)
real facts will also be admissible

no prizes will be awarded but you'll get a warm glow and a damp patch knowing that you've helped broaden the world's education.

and we already know glitter is a nonce and bush is an arsehole, so forget it.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 21:14, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Just had a dump...
...and was wondering what the wedding photos would look like at the joining of Armitage Shanks and Kimberly Clark?
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 14:12, Reply)

The Age old Question: How do you hide an Elephant?


well fire up photoshop and show us
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:42, 4 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

The wrong man for the job
What would happen if Microsoft was run by Monkeys? How would nazi Germany have turned out if Hitler's nan had been in charge?And would the Death Star have been any more effective if it had been run by C3PO?

Think of a job, think of a person or organistion that shouldn't be doing it, and then draw the consequences. Profit!

*Please note - this is an image "challenge" please only enter images that have genuinely challenged either your mind in their conception or drawing skills in their execution.
It is not a competition, you don't have to enter as many times as possible in the hope of your name being pulled out of a hat.
( HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 16:26, 4 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

The Ultimate Challenge
Take a CD cover or a movie poster, flip it horizontally then rotate it 30 degrees clock or anti clock, then add a heavy lens flare filter over the album or movie name and everyone else has to guess the film name!

Oh, it will be a blast!

/What's sarcasm? blog
( XLVII .uk, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 15:20, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

mix an advert with an album cover with a movie poster into one image
lol
( connor, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:49, Reply)

What if .....
it was 1908?

What would b3ta be ripping the piss out of 100 years ago?
(Barry Chuckle has gone out in the thong to feed the pigeons, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 11:04, Reply)

Landscapes with extra trees drawn in
Find a picture of a landscape and draw an extra tree on it. They can be any tree you like, on any landscape you like. GO WILD!

HEY LOOK I ALREADY DID FOUR PICTURES THIS WON'T GET BORING QUICKLY.








( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 9:46, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Rubbish!
Trash, Garbage, etcetera. What will we throw away in the future, and where will we put it all? What will the Dustmen of the future be like, and what will their kids be singing about them? What if it all goes horribly, horribly wrong?
( bnt what, me worry?, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 6:06, Reply)

Losing Weight
So, how are you going to lose all those pounds you piled on over WinterChristmaHanuKwanzaaKahMasVal? Will it be the Mother of All Laxatives, an Iron Maiden with hundreds of fat-sucking needles, or a good-old steam-powered treadmill? Show us how to lose that weight really quickly!
( bnt what, me worry?, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 5:54, Reply)

Image Challenge: Other film roles for Optimus Prime
Whilst watching transformers we got a thinking about alternative film roles optimus prime could have...for example Forest Gump's leg braces or the ring in Lord of the Rings.............
(captainface, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 0:23, Reply)

Studygirl

( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 20:35, Reply)

Don't think I posted it
The Severn Valley railway got a massive donation a few months back from...Scientology! Yes, Tom Cruise's alien worshipping nutters also like trains. Why for so that? Think of other unlikely donors to causes, and photoshop the results.
( Greenbat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 18:09, Reply)

Movie prequels
Prequels are shit. But, what can the vast hivemind of b3ta concoct?

Star wars: the empire are preparing a retaliation.
Honey the kids are their normal sizes.
Coceived on 4th october.
Gums.
Apocalypse soon.
One of our dinosaurs is over there.

let's see what we can come up with.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:40, Reply)

SNOW!
Shop the white stuff.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:46, Reply)

popeye
shop the famous sailor man. what trouble can he get into?
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 20:45, Reply)

"This is why we can't have nice things"
Destroy an expensive item at a close friend or family member's house.

Post a picture of their face when they see the damage. Also post their full name, address, date of birth and any other personal information you have ready.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 12:06, Reply)

Take a movie title and change one letter. Here's a few ideas.







( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 11:59, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Other McCann Crimes
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/4240/1199148578/mcanncollapse.jpg
(Rukowski, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 14:48, Reply)

Continuing the musical theme
What aboot unlikely collaborations?
F'rinstance this spoken word scientific album set to 80's rap?



'Neutron stars are ver-y hot'
'Can't touch this!'
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 30 Dec 2007, 23:09, Reply)

Steampunk
I spent a bit of time today looking at kids in bomb shelters during WWII, and thinking, can I imagine them in shell-suits and trainers? Conversely, can you imagine Mika Hakkinen getting around in one of these babies? Let's do some creative anachronism!
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 8:24, Reply)

Franklin Mint Humbug
Create some ostentatious, gilded, commemorative shite to flog in the back pages of Sunday supplements.


(clut, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 3:43, Reply)

Urban Dictionary
A source of great purile amsument but would be better with more pictures methinks.

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=superman
(Barry Chuckle has gone out in the thong to feed the pigeons, Sat 29 Dec 2007, 17:36, Reply)

A homage
to the 'ohnosecond.'

You know, the split second after you make a mistake as you realise something is about to go horribly, horribly wrong...

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/ohnosecond
( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 29 Dec 2007, 0:26, Reply)

DIGITAL FOODS
IF YOU COULD DOWNLOAD FOOD
IF YOU COULD DOWNLOAD CARS
YES!
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 29 Dec 2007, 0:21, Reply)

SHOVING FANNIES INTO OTHERWISE ICONIC ARTWORK.


( collapsibletank procreates, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 22:08, Reply)

Give it up!
We are all supposed to give something bad up for the New Year, what do we think certain persons in the public eye should try giving up to make themselves and the world a better place?

Will Bush take a jump to the left, George Michael say 'Lets go inside', Jackson try to stick to consenting adults? Or at least 'father' a child with one of his many 'wives' that appears to bear some resemblance to his race, for once.

What say ye good peoples?
( ..wil, Wed 26 Dec 2007, 2:45, Reply)