If Star Wars had cats in
I've always thought there was a distinct lack of feline prescence in Mr Lucas's efforts- how would it be if cats had made the star wars films?
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 20:05, Reply)

the north down south


this business, that's been in the news a lot today. think tank report that says "give up on regenerating the north. northerners should just move down south instead"

what effect would a mass move of northerners to the south have? how would the south be affected by northern inventions like proper pies and a good strong cup of tea? how would northerners react to their strange new environment?
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:53, Reply)

New Doctor Who Episodes!
We all love or hate Dr Who.
(Maybe you even have a crush on Freema Agyeman or John Barrowman, or perhaps you would love to cyber with a Cyberman, lol!)

Anyway, while David Tennant is swanning off doing his real, serious acting with Captain Picard, lets invent some new adventures for Dr Who.
( Smallbrainfield, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 13:19, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Dead Celebrities
www.b3ta.com/board/8638737

Pick a celebritie, pretend they're dead, and see what funnnies you can imagine?

For a bonus: That way, when they DO die, you can amaze your fruends with your witty response by quoting your carefully planned thoughts.
(Virulent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 10:38, Reply)

Video Competition: Make Your Own Mentos Commercial
Get out of your mother's basement you sweaty loser! Get some friends together, get a video camera and go out and film a mentos commercial.

Anti-ris:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_KsOnyuCGA&feature=related
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 3:44, Reply)

Can we please have seam horses now
it would give people without the skills, or software to create decent images a chance to shine
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 0:31, Reply)

the saddest picture in the world.
who will make the saddest picture ever?
( d d, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 20:57, Reply)

unlikley childrens tv
presenters
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 15:31, Reply)

What if everything were alright?
What if everyone was polite, no one made fun of fat people, their was no more violence or alcoholism and when it was your time to die an angel came up behind you, tapped you on the shoulder, and led you willingly to peace?
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:02, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

We're know you're not a narcissist, but..
let's pretend for a second you were.

Open up paint, a box of crayons, etc. and tell us why you're the baddest motherfucker on the web.
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:52, Reply)

Anti-viral
So advertising agencies and British tabloids like to steal their ideas from the internet, fine...let's not fight any more.

Let's make them something they can use. Something we wouldn't mind be plastered on billboard across the world.

They want a catchy new slogan or pop-up ad gif let's give it to them. But on our terms.
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 0:46, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

LOLympics!
Topical AND self explanatory!
( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 17:00, Reply)

Bad puns

What kind of bad puns have you and do you make. Bad puns are really annoying and making too many bad puns makes you a epic failure, but it is still fun to make them.
(NERDYLURKER is attempting to divide by zero, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 7:04, Reply)

Inappropriate customization.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:42, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Unmade Sequels
What if there was a sequel to Schindler's List? Or Blade Runner? Or To Kill A Mockingbird? This can be applied to books as well as films, and please show some invention as to what might actually happen in the film, not just putting '2' on the end of the title.
( Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:53, Reply)

Judge a book by its cover
Take any book name, and create an image showing what you think it's about based solely on it's cover.

eg Moby Dick, etc...
( Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 22:21, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

STEAMPUNK (or robotic) DINOSAURS
create your own :)
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 21:24, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

London Travel
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7489380.stm

There's a competition running at the moment to design a brand new routemaster bus for london, No more running and grabbing onto the back at the last moment, no more surly inspector telling you not to hang off the back, no more being spilled out on sharp corners and being crushed under the wheels of following rush hour traffic.

So, what ways would you see fit for us londoners to get around if you were in charge?
( Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 19:26, Reply)

improve bad paintings
find some bad paintings on ebay or whatever and improve them.
( connor, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 18:09, Reply)

If Europe was like Australia
Corks on flat caps, koalas in Regents Park, you get the idea...
(Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 19:32, Reply)

Reality TV of the future
Big Brother, Pop Idol, et al are all rubbish and no-one watches them any more. Make a new reality TV show that everyone would watch. Something like 'Unexpected Surgery' or 'Celebrity Life Of Grime'.
( Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 5 Aug 2008, 17:51, Reply)

Rate me Great!
It started with How am I Driving - phone 0800, then Rate your teacher, now rate your doctor at wwww.Iwantgreatcare.org

Humour is never far behind www.ratemybacon.com and www.iwantgreatgmcmembers.blogspot.com/

I am sure b3tans can do better
( xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 8:36, Reply)

Modern Crucifiction
How would the crucifiction of Christ have been handled in today's hi-tech world?

E.G

Mobile phones, Bluetooth, Advertising, Sattelite, Computers, Televising Etc.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 20:57, Reply)

Skool Daze
Invent new schoolyard games.
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 15:54, Reply)

Colic Book Characters
Another 'one letter out' challenge, but this time comic book characters.
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 15:54, Reply)

Recession!
How is the down turn in the global economy going to affect us? What changes are we going to see in the not-too-distant future?

eg.

if you don't know Jack Fulton
is a cheap and crappy frozen food shop.
For those that find Iceland pricey, if you will.
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Monkey robots
Robot meets monkey. Simple enough, say monkeys
became extinct. What would MJ do? heh jinglefucks why do I even need a tag line.
This idea is dynamite.

Now stop wasting time and snap to it before we run
out of meccano.
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 2:30, Reply)

"Things you MUST do as a kid.."

( mikenco, Sun 3 Aug 2008, 0:45, Reply)

Countdown
With both Des O'Connor and Carol Vorderman jumping ship, the tea-time game show, national institution and afternoon wank opportunity that is Countdown faces quite the conundrum.

With this in mind, post your best images related to the show - the best (or worst) replacement presenters, contestants, and so on.
(Philpot Everyone's favourite unknown lurking tosser, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 22:14, Reply)