Material To read Whilst taking a Dump
After listening to my local radio got me thinking what could you read whilst on the loo taking a Shite,

Wind in The Willows winnie the Poo
(Rotten ICE Ninjurker, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:45, Reply)

Make teh Fluff, not War
What if the point of war was to see who could be fluffier? Photoshop what a 'nice' war would be like. Bonus points for kitten grenades.
( Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 23:32, Reply)

When Star Wars was good - Death to modern CGI
Recreate the '76 classic Star War style Special Effects for new movies. Jurassic Park with Lego Dinosaurs or Alien with a man in a rubber suit.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 23:18, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Revisit a Classic compo
"MONKEY V PENGUIN" II
NO REPOSTS IN A NEW THREAD!
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 23:08, Reply)

Coffee vs. Tea.
Anyone with a slightly twitchy disposition knows coffee is better than tea. Tea is a drink that saps the will to live and replaces it with a warm fuzzy feeling.
Agree or disagree, shop it and let us know where you stand.
You tea-drinking poof.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 18 Nov 2008, 22:55, Reply)

Old Testament times
and Lo , God gave unto Moses his first tablet

( CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 20:30, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Clean up Pr0n.
Take a filthy, filthy picture, blank out the rude bits and fill them with something fluffeh.

Let's do it for the kids.
(GONEism, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 16:19, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

A Star Wars Christmas
George Lucas tried to envisage a Star Wars Christmas with disastrous results, so open up photoshop and show us how they should celebrate Christmas (and how they feel each others presents) in a Galaxy far, far away...
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 15:12, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This week the now 17 year old Spencer Alder recreated the iconic Nivana Nevermind album cover


Using just what you have about you recreate your favourite ablum cover.
( riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:31, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Unlikely musicals
Ever thought that 'Flashdance' was the Hiroshima story through the medium of dance? Well, this one's for you. Make up a musical that would make Lloyd-Webber weep with despair.


( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:07, Reply)

Celebs as zombies
Lets face it we love zombies and we love celebs. or just mutilate a celeb. its all good.
(jordanchaos isn’t just any PeaRoast, this is a M&S PeaRoast, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:38, Reply)

Stephen Green
He of www.christianvoice.org.uk/

Some would say he's a c*nt. I couldn't possibly comment. He's about to be declared bankrupt, but he still insists on picketing gay pride and saying that the atheist bus campaign is 'doomed'. I think some nice blasphemous photoshop work will cheer him up.
( john3ners has relocated to the Highlands, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:58, Reply)

future
I'll be surprised if this hasn't been suggested, but I can't be arsed to scan through 93 pages of suggestions..

how do you see the future? Would it be some odd highly unlikely utopia? A cliche post-apocalyptic world perhaps? Or a cross between Tomorrow's World from the 80's crossed with the Jetsons?

Extra points for futurising your hometown and particularly the more mundane aspects of it for added likelyness
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:36, Reply)

Rude Vegetables
The E.U. has lifted restrictions on the sale of malformed vegetables. Shop some examples of what you might find lurking at the back of the supermarket shelf...
( Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:08, Reply)

Bees vs Frogs
Bees are intense, Frogs are awesome... but which are better?
( Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:56, Reply)

DRAW THE INTERNET
map it, explain how it works, what is it made of, how it started, how it came about
( Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:51, Reply)

Public Information Film characters
Classic PIF characters like Charley, Tufty, Joe and Petunia...

Where are they now?
What PIFs would they make now?

Or just 'shop them shagging each other
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:01, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Kim Jong Sick?
Kim Jong Ill has been photoshopped (BADLY) to try to convince the world that he is fighting fit and still in control. Just look: www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article5099581.ece
Photoshop you favourite dead despot alive and still muderously well.
(mangoboy, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:13, Reply)

Hands
we've all got them, well, except for people who haven't, but lets not go in to that right now. Hands, we've mostly all got them, they're incredible things that can pick things up, sense pressure and temperature, talk via sign language and even type suggestions like this.
Lets hear it for hands by spending a week shopping, animating and representing the fucking marvels.

If you click "I like this" you must give the suggestion a big "thumbs up" at the same time.

P.S. Comment if you agree that there should be a major rule change now and NO REPOSTS are allowed in an image challenge.
( HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:53, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Airplane!
The big mac daddy of genre spoofs, but looking a bit dated now, so bring it up to date with some photoshop shenanigans.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:41, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

B3ta breakfast cereals,
breakfast cereals are too limited - there's the fun ones for kids, the boring ones for grown ups, the expensive ones for posh folks, healthy ones for healthy people and Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes.

FUCK THAT - there needs to be more variety! Make new breakfast cereals for all sorts of different people... ... sponsored by me, the winner gets a dry weetabix in the post...
( Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:17, Reply)

You're my Photoshopping bitch now Dave!
Shop something as requested by another b3tard.


1) In an existing thread ask what b3tards would like shopped in an existing thread.
2) Choose your favourite out of the replies.
3) Shop it to your little heart's content.
4) Rinse and repeat.
( riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 8:56, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If women ruled the world
Imagine if all of those fairy tales about womens rights were true. What would the world be like? What would happen to men? Would b3ta still exist? Use photoshop to show us.
(NERDYLURKER is attempting to divide by zero, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 20:00, Reply)

Literal names


?
( Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 7:15, Reply)

Celebrity/Politician PORN titles.
Inspired by "Celebrity Tart Cards".....

As we speak, they're currently producing a porn movie called "Nailin' Palin".

Shop a DVD/Bluray cover (Remembering to keep it CLEAN) of a politician Porn movie title.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 13:02, Reply)

saucy seaside postcards
brought up-to-date
(londoner, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 1:13, Reply)

Photoshop Kim Jong-il
Not adverse to appearing in a bit of photoshop trickery, why not open up photoshop and show us what else Kim Jong-il is getting up to when he's not in the public eye.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 17:08, Reply)

If religion didn't exist...
...what or who would the world's population look to for moral guidance?
( Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 23:02, Reply)

I hate it...
France
(placenta pug life, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:59, Reply)