TTT
People think it's difficult to snare a moron on a site like this but it's surprisingly easy. For example, noted spastic, retard and troll Dr. Shambolic falls for pretty much everything you might want to throw his way, though you have to watch out for his obnoxious compulsion to have the last word on everything. This can get tricky, because for example when we recently had a contre-temps regarding French releases of international toys, he was too stupid to understand why I specified the toy company's name with regard to a product they released that already contained another toy company's name. In order to get his point across, Dr. S needed to delete not one, but two lots of my replies, which just about made the whole exercise worthwhile.

TL:DR - Shambo's a stupid prick who's easily wound up.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:24, 77 replies)

There seem to be loads of people on here who want the last word on everything
Personally, I can't be bothered. It's a comedy website, who gives a fuck?
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:27, closed)

Yeah you certainly aren't coming across as being a wound up nob when nobody else cares.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:29, closed)

People think it's difficult to snare a moron on a site like this but it's surprisingly easy.

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:31, closed)

Settle down, no need to get upset.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:35, closed)

I couldn't care less
But it's interesting that you feel the need to have the last word

You're like a bargain basement Shambo, like if we needed a version of him that was even more mentally crippled or something
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:43, closed)

I hope this whole thing develops into a massive fight for the last reply.

( Muns, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:48, closed)

I've not been involved so far... am I eligible for the last word?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:48, closed)

Fight you for it!

( Muns, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:53, closed)

Nah... my dad'll fight your dad for it.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:13, closed)

tl;dr
Who ended up with the toy in their mimsy?
( Muns, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:31, closed)

YM
/autocomplete
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:09, closed)

Textbook.

( Muns, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:24, closed)

Would you like to talk about it?
I'm told I'm a very sympathetic listener.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:42, closed)

^still upset about something that everybody else had forgotten
emvee's face all the time:


( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:44, closed)

People think it's difficult to snare a moron on a site like this but it's surprisingly easy.

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:02, closed)

It's good to see he's not bitter about it.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:58, closed)

I'd hate to think that a dozen words tapped lazily into the internet could have caused him to seethe for a fortnight in the real world

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 May 2014, 18:01, closed)

Yeah, but he's got a pizza oven. Hasn't he told you?

( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:44, closed)

Why mock the oven?
I'd quite like a pizza oven. It seems like a nice, civilised thing to have.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:48, closed)

Not mocking the oven.
As he isn't mocking my job. I'm mocking the fact that this is obviously his proudest achievement, an achievement so great that he's forever bleating on about it.

Won't add fuck all to the property value either.

And I enjoy the fact that it upset him so much, he put me on ignore.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:54, closed)

He obviously is a sensitive soul, who doesn't have much in his life
so by mocking his pizza oven, you've mocked his entire existence.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:12, closed)

Bet this gets the most replies this week.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:51, closed)

Hee hee hee

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:52, closed)

You'll never beat the 600-odd that ringofyre got that one time.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:26, closed)

It may well.
But he's ignoring me, the sensitive old-chap, so you won't see half the thread.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:11, closed)

i'm new here
what did ringofire do?
(a humble reindeer herder serial milk-drinker, compulsive liar., Sun 11 May 2014, 20:42, closed)

The finest slow-motion mental breakdown this website has ever seen.

(McChinaman banned, Sun 11 May 2014, 23:20, closed)

Shall we do a sweepstake on what percentage are emvee and Albert definitely not being upset?
I'll open with 78%
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:54, closed)

I may have underestimated.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 May 2014, 18:05, closed)

Calm down dear.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:53, closed)

I do not get it. In interwebese shall I grab the popcorn or is this going to be like a cheap Standard box
of fireworks.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:22, closed)

Definitely popcorn.

( Muns, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:27, closed)

I wasn't sure myself
But then I went to the pub for the afternoon and since then the little Napoleons have been out in force

*grabs popcorn*
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:59, closed)

^deffo still not upset^

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 May 2014, 22:41, closed)

You do have to watch out for his obnoxious compulsion to have the last word on everything

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 10 May 2014, 7:03, closed)

Alright Rick Fathelme.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:30, closed)

Love ya, AB!
Always thinking of me, now that's a TRUE friend.
(Queen of the Harpies, a dedicated Marshmallow puppet, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:38, closed)

This isn't really answering the question.
At least it's not an otter, though.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:46, closed)

ALERT! ALERT!
DEPLOY EMERGENCY PICKLED ONIONS
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Fri 9 May 2014, 19:51, closed)

i've eaten the pickled onions already.
They've been shoved where?!?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 14 May 2014, 10:10, closed)

Can someone explain "TTT" to me, please?

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:26, closed)

yeah
it's where you are so definitely not upset about somebody teasing you on the internet that you start a new thread whimpering and moaning about it three weeks later in order to demonstrate that you're definitely not upset at all definitely
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:36, closed)

But does the TTT actually stand for anything?
It's the signifier that's puzzling me more than the signified.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:46, closed)

Trolling The Troll
Level II behaviour
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:57, closed)

Ah-ha!
Thank you.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 May 2014, 22:22, closed)

Tank Top Tim

( Zuowan, Sat 10 May 2014, 2:09, closed)

Tony The Tiger

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:29, closed)

If the pizza shit makes no sense...
b3ta.com/questions/jobexpectation/post2278845#answers-post-2279143
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:33, closed)

Nobody cares, Albie.

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:10, closed)

Your shit makes no sense.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 10 May 2014, 15:21, closed)