QOTW closed?
Is this because of bank holiday?
It's certainly not what Jesus would have wanted.
(TheColonel, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Ew ew ew ew
I just got a highly inappropriate email from a work associate, claiming that he will take pictures of me to earn some cash.WTF?!
How on earth do you deal with that?!
Sorry, just had to share

*vomits*
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 11:52, 19 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Right...
Recommendations of "Stuff to see/do in Edinburgh".
You b3tans are a well-travelled bunch, so lets hear some suggestions.
( Cawl, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:30, 31 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Thank you newsletter!
For those of your who don't read the newsletter, this is fantastic -

Deeply Deeply NSFW

Enjoy!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:15, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Berts Mum
Now we know.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 10:10, 4 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

So very bored, I'm browsing friends of friends on facebook...
..when I get to my friend Taizo, who happens to be gay. These are some of his real-life friends.

This name caught my eye first.



I bet he sees LOTS more ballsacks.

More in the reply...
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:19, 8 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

damn
people around here are getting lazy....

I've got a bunged up nose and was way too hot in bed last night.

What's ailing you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:11, 14 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Time to start the day-thread
Here it is...

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 9:10, 190 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

More hot comic action
I've put up another strip.


Click on this guy to see it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:01, 5 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Since todays thread was so successful
Let's have an evening one too.


(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:11, 78 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

So while b3ta is good as a time waster
I'm looking to spend some quality procrastinating time over the next few weeks instead of doing college work.

What other time waster sites do you all use?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 19:35, 7 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

So why has everyone crawled out of the woodwork today
Was it becky suggesting that HSH be scrapped that had everyone leaping to its defence?

Senor Monkeysex lurching from his pit?

The name change from Sweet to Sour?

The imminence of Edinbash?

The immanence of the eschaton?

What's your guess?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 18:14, 11 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Mellicious' post reminded me

Am I strange or has anyone else wondered about how Hagrid's parents 'got it on'. His mum was a giant and his dad was a normal human.



Of course, it would have been even harder the other way around I suppose...




Was his dad really well endowed? Did he climb inside?




I am strange aren't I?
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 17:12, 7 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I'm sad
one of my very good friends has today stopped working for my company and is defecting to the enemy.

Never really given a shit about anyone leaving my workplace before....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 16:01, 7 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Good morning dear b3tans,
especially to you Bert.

Day 3 of the stop smoking campaign. The patches itch like fuck, made me dream about having to bury bodies in shallow graves, and I was a bad girl and had a cig last night.
On the upside, I have a beautiful kitteh to rub on when I need to do something with my hands.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:39, 8 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I think I just had one of those LSD type flashback thingies.
She sells sanctuary by The Cult came on the radio and I suddenly remember dancing to it in some club in my early twenties, swinging my then long hair from left to right as was the correct way to dance at that time.

*shudders*

Edit - Jesus Christ - I think I use to wear lace fingerless gloves as well.

Please make it stop.
( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 15:31, 10 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Inspired by Kaol (thats sounds like a murderers defence)

Pitch me a movie, either one you'd like to see or one that already exist but sounds bat shit crazy/boring/insane when broken into it's fundamental parts.

Ready.........go!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 14:52, 13 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

If you were being attacked by a giant
what would you use to protect yourself/ fight back?
( Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:22, 24 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Prison escape
The other day I saw an episode of the A-team where some of the characters were trying to get out of prison. They did so by making hot air balloon type things with chairs, bin bags and vacuum cleaners.

So if you were sent to prison for some reason, how would you escape?
( Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:04, 17 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Ex-friend
There is a good chance that I may be attending a party that one of my old friends will also be going to.
We stopped talking to eachother last year due to the fact that she told me to "fuck off and stay out of my life" after I went to help another friend paint a wall and didn't invite her to join us...

So what should I do if I happen to bump into her? Should I ignore her, be civil, punch her in the face the moment I see her?
What would you do in this situation?
( Mellicious is made of candy, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 12:59, 23 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Well, Bert.
You've made me give this some serious thought and my conclusion is....Randomness. OT seems to have deflated to the point where there is very little variety in the posts. Most days tend to be HSH (sounds like mates chatting at the water point without anything interesting happening) with a few additions. I remember when OT was a refuge from the shite QOTW where the disaffected could ramble on and discuss matters of great or no import. But the emphasis was on discussion and, as I see it, randomness.

So, last night I was indulging myself in a pastime that I haven't enjoyed in a while. The feeling as the creamy fluid is ejaculated over the mirror is without compare. I'd forgotten how good the relief is once the pressure is released. Yes, plooking zits. Marvellous. What do you miss from your teenage years?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 7 Apr 2009, 9:42, 24 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

No more Home Sweet Home


Let's get cranky and irascible. And discuss what we had for lunch.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 6:54, 325 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Are there any b3ta musicians out there?
Just curious is all.

Cheers.
(TheColonel, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 23:41, 29 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

400,000th /questions post
approaches tomorrow morning.

My money's on Kaol.

Edit: djtrialprice took it with a witty, well-observed critique of modern music. Post 400,000 lies within...
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 22:51, 64 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

To Norton, or not to Norton?
Hey you young hip things - my Norton subscription is about to end. What's your tip for the best anti-virus type software out there?

Ta.
(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 21:21, 15 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

BORK SWEET BORK
In honour of today's spectacular thread borkage, I shall kick off the proceedings by sticking a thread up and then fucking off for a bit.

Here, have a picture of the moon looking like a big cock as well.


( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:48, 12 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Is it time to get rid of the HSH threads?
While there used to be somewhere in the vicinity of 300 posts daily, recently they've dwindled to less than 100.

Is it time to stop them?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 19:47, 20 replies, latest was 17 years ago)