It's Saturday
So why not pop in and say hello?


(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 11:37, 23 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Girls are weird
I'm out on the lash tonight with some old friends from work. One of the girls has arranged it all, and has just texted me to ask:

"Dan, my sister is coming tonight and wants to know what you're wearing so she can plan her outfit."

I've met her sister once before, about a year ago. Is this a normal thing for a girl to ask a guy? Especially a guy who has the fashion sense of a blind man in a lycra store.

I replied back "a birthday suit and a smile :)"

Strangely, that was twenty minutes ago and she hasn't replied back yet...
( SeasonTicketless is too often the statue, and rarely the pigeon., Sat 6 Sep 2008, 11:21, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Mental note
Never post a QOTW story that is clearly labeled as "not my own work", even if it falls within the loosely-defined boundaries of "yeah, go on then" that I've grown accustomed to...

FFS... actually, it's more than ten years old because I read it in a student magazine when I started Uni. Am I to infer that all QOTWats have read The Internet for the past 10 years?

:-|
( chart cat has an itch, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 2:57, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hmmm,
I just listened to Bright Eyes by Simon and Garfunkel. I'd forgotten it was quite a nice song.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 20:27, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Good Evening!
My lack of a social life means that I'll be here tonight.
Woo!


( Cawl, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 18:17, 187 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

look at this idiot

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/7599942.stm
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:58, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Anyone here
know the album Blanket by Urban Species?

I've had it for years and it remains one of my favourites.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:29, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Noah and the Whale.
Anyone heard this track?

The line, 'And there'll be love, love, love/ All over her face' cracks me up every time.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:52, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Pub
I'm meeting Agnostic Antichrist for a few beers later if anyone fancies joining us.

Twill be in sunny Macclesfield for those who fancy a few.

EDIT: I found a few more tidgy fish this morning. We're currently up to 12 little tidgy mollies.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:06, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hello peeps
I need help- how do I take a screenshot of tattyshop? And the print screen button aint working for me neither.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:42, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Help required (in the form of knowledge and / or inventiveness)

My 18 year old nephew was recently in a motorbike crash, and as a result is paralysed from about the middle of his chest down…

(I should say at this point…this is NOT a joke.)

No sympathy required, it could have been a lot worse. We’re all (him included) slowly coming to terms with his situation and are investigating disabled facilities etc.

All in all it’s not too bad, he can keep his job, and there are shitloads of things to make his quality of life as normal as possible when he gets out of hospital. Thank milky fuck for the wonders of doctors and technology I say.

Anyhoo, getting to the point, one problem at the moment is the fact that he was is a keen drummer and the thought of never being able to play again is getting him down a bit – what with not feeling his legs ‘n’all.

I have been given the job of solving this problem. Yay me!

Has anybody heard of / know of a way that it is possible to play a full live drumkit without using your legs? I mean, if that bloke from Def Leppard can do it with one arm, how hard can it be?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:33, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

signature scents
what perfumes/aftershaves do you lot wear? i'm currently wearing jo malone's lime, basil and mandarin perfume and it's so fresh and fit i can't stop spraying it everywhere! so as it's better than the break notice i am currently drafting, i was wondering: how do b3tans smell........
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:31, 28 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I need some ideas for tonight please folks.
It's a friends birthday and we need some dares for her to do.
Not looking for the hen-night type pranks like snogging strangers or obtaining underwear.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:25, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Acrylic mirrors
anyone know if they are any good for looking at yourself in?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:38, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Friday morning = time for a random question
what did/do you want to be when you grow up?


I had big plans with my friend Howard to hunt for treasure. Wrecked Spanish ships that sort of thing.

We had convoluted plans for where we would find stuff, and how we would get it. Submarines and one person hovercraft fit into the plans somewhere.

I also fancied being a pirate.
(TRUFAX: My ex was related to the notorious scourge of the Caribbean, Henry Morgan)

or an architect.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:28, 27 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's Friiiiiddaaaaaaayyyyy.
Hurrah!


( wanderlust, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 7:45, 198 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Shit
My nan passed away tonight, at 6:30.
I've just taken my mum there, when I heard the news I didn;t feel liek I thought I would. I went out for a run and came back.

Mum was in bits so I took her to the home where Nan had spent her last few weeks and when I saw her it was liek I'd been punched.
The shock was incredible.

I've never seen a dead body before but Nan looked so peaceful in her bed, then my mum went and started speakign to her and I had no idea what to do so I jkust stood there and made sure she was ok.

I never was close to my nan and now I wish I'd been to see her more.

We were there for an hour and a half, my auntie and cousin came and they were hit much harder than my mum.

When we left mum thanksed me for being so solid and dependabel but it was because I had no idea what to do.

How can I have done a good thing without knowing how?

I'm glad nan died when she did. Her quality of life was fucked, she was being waited on and she was always independent and liked it that way.

I knwo the whole thing is going to turn into a family argument and I'm not looking forward to the whole affair.

I've been listening to jack Johnson's 'If I could' seems kind of fitting since 2 of my mates are now expecting kids...

Makes me think as well

I just needed to get that off my chest.

Sorry for lack of humour.

*Edit*

Had a weird experience last night, woke up wide awake about 4AM and nipped to the toilet, as I was walking back to my room I saw a shadow over mum and dads bed (they sleep with the door open), when I blinked it had gone...

I'm not massively religious but perhaps it was Nan?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 23:31, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Evening all
I'm liking the new QOTW. Many stories shall follow.

As for now, come on in.


(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 18:03, 46 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

oh oh oh!
i put a little web counter doofer on my profile page yesterday

so far 100 people have been disappointed by my profile!!!
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:53, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

QOTW sucks again
No stories for me this week.

EDIT: I retract this, there are some damn good stories.
( Cawl, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:49, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

There are two monkeys in a bath

The first monkey says, "OOHH OOOH OOOHH AHHHAHH AHA AH"

To which the second monkey replies" If it's too hot Colin, put some cold water in!"


*realises that this is better with sound effects*

*apologises*

*is bored again*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:45, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Wretched chewing gum
Anyone know how to get it off clothes apart from freezing? It melts too fast when I try and deal with it.

Thanks
(Meya, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:27, 16 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

what blue and fucks old ladies?









me in my lucky blue coat

nnnahhaahahnnahhahahhanhahahhahannnnnnnhhha

*swats imaginary flies*
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:23, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

no current QOTWno current QOTWno current QOTWno current QOTWno current QOTWno current QOTWno current QOTWno current QOTWno current QOTW
no current QOTWno current QOTWno current QOTWno current QOTWno current QOTWno current QOTW

*rocks backwards and forwards*
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:24, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I know exactly how she felt ....

uk.news.yahoo.com/vdunet/20080904/ttc-canadian-woman-in-tech-support-hosta-6315470.html

When we've had problems with our internet, I could quite easily have done the same ....
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:09, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Molly and Golly
I'm pleased to announce that last night Molly and Golly (my 2 fish, both mollies, one black and one gold) became proud parents to a little school of 9 tidgy mollies.

Mother and father are both well and the kids are swimming around nicely.

CONGRATULATIONS MOLLY AND GOLLY, DADDY LOVES YOU XOXOX
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:07, 30 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Darwin awards

A likely candidate




*goes to buy ticket to Hull, while trying not to laugh too much*
( Moey, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:20, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Don't ever buy leasehold

The council scum who own the building will bleed you dry with huge bills for pointless work and all you can do is write angry letters.

Been in my flat 4 months and I've had bills for £4000. That's some service charge!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:14, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)