Bored with that now.
Why are you such a freak, eh?
Do you have issues if one bit of food touches another on your plate?
Do you have to eat your fry-up in a particular order?
Perhaps, like Nakers, you are scared of polystyrene?
Tell us all your neuroses and let us bully you to the end of time about it.

Alt: I'm going to the pub after work. Who's going to the pub after work?
I like the pub. Do you like the pub?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 11:29, 258 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

HAHA Osborne is a cunt.
www.guardian.co.uk/business/2013/jan/25/uk-gdp-crunch-time-osborne

And some fucking twat on the radio just tried to blame the Olympics for not being in the 4th quarter.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 10:01, 135 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning ladies.
North Korea's impending missile launch. Should we care, or are they just sabre rattling fatties? What did you last care about?
Alt, assuming you made any resolutions for the new year, have you kept them?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 25 Jan 2013, 6:57, 31 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

NEW THREAD JUST FOR JEFF!
If you could spend the night with Katy Perry, would you feel dirty in the morning, due to the Brand connection?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 21:56, 148 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

which b3tan's semen do you think is the saltiest?
i want to do a comparison between salinity and post count

might even draw a graph
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 21:20, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Shhhhh.
The Archers.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 19:02, 71 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well this is good, isn't it?
Why don't loads more people post stuff and, like, be funny and stuff? Yeah?
Some people think qotw should be closed, others have suggested that /offtopic and /talk are merged, many are of the opinion that I should delete my account and kill myself.
What suggestions do you have to make the internet a better place?

Alt: Talk about your dinner or something, you were going to anyway.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 15:52, 254 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Alright?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 14:19, 162 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What would be your theme tune?
What song would you ascribe to another b3tan?

alt: shit off
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 12:25, 118 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good/Bad Service
When was the last time you had good/bad service?

I've just had a gas bloke round who certified my house and fixed my fire for £40

Alt:
Fuck you
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 11:00, 139 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Work has organised some "thankyou" drinks for everyone who worked extra over Christmas on a big project
It's at 6:30 in the pub next to the office. Clearly they expect everyone to hang around until then, working.

What has your work done lately that's made you roll your eyes?

Alt: Which country's armed forces, and which branch, would best gang-rape Dr Shambolic to death?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 9:51, 69 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

If you had to fuck one of the Spice Girls to death which one would you choose
and which member of Boyzone would you use to do it?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 8:16, 40 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Vegetarians and healthy eating nuts are ruining the diet of other people
www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/jan/16/vegans-stomach-unpalatable-truth-quinoa

It's the whole soya thing again. I'm definitely all for eating healthy food, but surely it is arrogant and dangerous for us to damage other people for our own lifestyle choices?

Alt: something less boring, i'm on my own in the pub today, so a already on the booze, how is your day panning out?

altalt: Monorail? yes or no?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:03, 210 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

News Thread
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21141244 - This has to be a contender for weirdest headline of the year so far.

Thoughts, or can you go one better?

Alt: I don't fucking know, lunch?

AltAlt: Which politician do you hate more than any other?

AltAltAlt: Which politician do you like more than any other?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:31, 179 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So, should we be in or out of the EU?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 12:01, 110 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

make a wish foundation
make a wish and see if one of us can make it come true for you. alternatively, make a wish for a fellow b3tan.

alt: what's your most treasured possession?

altalt: who is the ugliest person on the planet?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 10:29, 127 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well I’m officially one year older today
You know how they say you remember exactly what you were doing on a certain day when X happened, share yours with the rest of us………..
Alt: Cakes I have to provide cakes I’m going down the route of coffee and walnut cakes, suggest some other cake flavour suitable for a mainly male environment.
Alt:alt: I have not yet felt a need to buy a sports car, have an affair, or dress like Dozer when is the Mid-life crisis supposed to kick in?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 7:47, 215 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Old thread
Throw it away or put in "that draw"?
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 5:22, Reply)

Fuck it, Imma start a new thread.
Who's going down the pub tonight?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:54, 85 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

NEW THREAD!!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 15:48, 229 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Greatest Acheivement
Tell us your greatest acheivement. Not bollocks like having kids or anything like that

Alt:
Favourite childhood memory
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 14:22, 232 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Oyez, oyez. New thread.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21122072

This made me laugh. Stupid vegetarian yurt pricks.

"I am a vegetarian, is that a problem?" to which the waiter replied "Only for you madam, only for you."
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:14, 236 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fucking time wasters.
I've just been to see a headhunter about a job which turns out to be lower paid and more shit than I had initially been led to believe.

When did you last have your time wasted?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:29, 186 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning Fuck-nuggets
nice out innit?

alt: why are you such a frightful bore?

Altalt: anyone want a 30m Ethernet cable? Free if picked up from West London
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 8:08, 204 replies, latest was 6 years ago)

God damn whining central heating
It sounds like the house is being raped.

Given the choice, which building or landmark would you rape and why?
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 5:53, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Evening thread for sad wankers?
I'm happy today, are you happy today?

Alt: why not?

AltAlt: homunculus is a good word, even if I can't spell it. what word do you like today.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 19:35, 76 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

FFS
Worst thing to happen so far this year?
Best thing to happen so far this year?

Alt:
Are you able to get home from work tonight?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:09, 120 replies, latest was 12 years ago)