So are you all off using the newly fixed search to do vanity searches?
What have you found?
What do you think is best left forgotten?

Alt: Has anyone here got anything good happening in their lives, or is it all custody battles and living in your car?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 13:15, 150 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I am still living at my mothers
Should I try and get back with the wife this week?

Alt. Do you have any new cruel and amusing put downs that could be aimed at someone who has been kicked out of their own home?

Alt. Alt. I haven't cunt Al a cunt in five minutes or so. Al is a cunt right?
( Peej, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 11:26, 115 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

News link
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-21569997
So Lib dems fired (got him to resign) a guy for sexual misconduct, but didn't do it all through the papers. This is being seen as a massive screw up. All just before a bielection. What a load of bollocks eh?

How was your weekend?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 9:49, 124 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Another Monday morning, yeah
How do you treat Mondays, are you a miserable scrote or are you happy and at one with a full working week ahead?

Alt: So another NASCAR crash
www.independent.co.uk/sport/motor-racing/at-least-30-nascar-fans-hurt-in-horror-crash-at-daytona-8508394.html
Have you ever been involved in a crash?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 8:00, 102 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

so yeah, I'm interested to hear everyone's views on the possible banning of belly and broomhandle putters
haha, bollocks am I, golf bores the tit ends off me

what's the best disease you ever caught?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 23:54, Reply)

so yeah, sunday and that

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 9:38, 11 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So how about something interesting instead?
when you doodle what do you doodle?

sorry, I mean "So how about more of the same shit we always have"

alt: what's the best fruit?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 16:48, 57 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

SIM Update

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 8:49, 18 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alright?
Plans for the day?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 23 Feb 2013, 8:28, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I donno why I do posh dinner when I can never be fucked to eat. I spent a good 45 minutes on it and its nice but I only took like 5 mouthfulls
Should have just ran some fish fingers under the grill.

I'm down to a figure of stones that I ain't seen since before pubity (the end bit), but I still got stonky great tits, whats up with that?

Welcome to lozahpalava, whats your waffle?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 19:59, 15 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Friday afternoon
Apart from (not) posting on here, how do you skive a Friday?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 16:13, 163 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Christ that was dull.
What's the best dish you cook? Is there something you want to try but haven't - or can't seem to get right? Which national cuisine do you think will be the next big thing? I think Scandinavian and Peruvian will fall flat and I've seen both being bigged up in the press but they look too dull.

Alt: Who flung dung? Y.U. no rissen?

Altalt: Are you a Benny tied to a tree?

Altaltalaltlalaltrltltltlttl Wilf-style ten million questions
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 14:09, 261 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Film Chat
Looks like Hammil is in for the next Star Wars.
www.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/feb/21/return-jedi-mark-hamill-luke-skywalker

I actually think these can be good, especially if Old George has an accident and dies in the next few months.

What Films are you looking forward to this year?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 13:11, 104 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

ANti-whikee chat!
while I like a nice Jack and coke, I've never really 'got' expensive/nice whiskee, it all just tastes of strong alcohol to me unless you mix it, then it tastes of coke. what do you not 'get'?

ALt: I like pirates, and I'm waiting for tricorn hat's to come back into fashion so I can get a decent one for cheap. which bit of clothing from yesteryear do you long for?

AltAlt: what word do you hate more that yesteryear?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 12:13, 114 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Have we not done weekend plans at least once already?
Fridays: do you slope of early on Fridays like some kind of workshy Captain Placid? or are you more of a Rory, sat working late into the night rather than face the resentment of your family?

Alt: Facebook. not being on there is almost like not being on email these days, I think for the next generation having an account will be almost automatic. what did they do right that all the other social networking sites got wrong? see also: Twitter (although to a lesser extent)

AltAlt: where did you come from, where do you go? Other forums, what were you on before you washed up on the sores of beta? do you frequent other forums these days?

I'll answer my own questions in a reply as experience has shown me if I keep typing some cunt will understomp me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Feb 2013, 10:11, 152 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Weekend plans? *
Alt: What way do you think you'll die?

AltAlt: Suggest how you think other B3tans will snuff it.



*at least make these interesting for a change. Lie if you have to.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 9:13, 89 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You fat cunts.
I've just got on a bus. Even though it's half empty I'm having to stand up because all the double seats are occupied by some grotesque beast so large there's not sufficient room for me to take a seat on what's left. Are you a fat cunt?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 7:11, 155 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

fuck it, it's not the weekend, but I might engage in some high-end gaming.
What are you doing tonight that you'd normally do at the weekend?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 20:58, 72 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I can't get warm.
So I'm going to have a hot bath and then order a curry.

Are you warm enough?

Alt. Favourite opening line.

Alt alt. Evening!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 18:39, 116 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Mouse chat, that's where this place has ended up, I implore most of you to go away and think about what you've done and then kill yourselves.
alt: WEEKEND PLANS as i have tomorrow off
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:49, 154 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

With a lack of Chompy BBC newslinks
I thought it best to throw this one in
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21320560
are you Over 27? Unmarried? Are you sheng nu?

Alt: Mail order brides/grooms
Think of the orders system akin to a menu, what would you order?

Alt:alt: I have some REAL handcooked Roast Ox flavoured crisps, what crisps/flavour is the best?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:38, 180 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i thought april fools day was almost a month away
has the mail gone too far in its trolling?

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2281959/Apprentice-star-Katie-Hopkins-admits-I-wont-let-children-play-friends-I-deem-beneath-them.html

alt: are those the ugliest kids on the planet??

altalt: lunch?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:56, 131 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

"Oh shit it's mothers day soon"
Poor Monty has to shell out twice:(

Do you respect the "Hallmark Holidays" or is it a big pile of wank?

alt: Gonna take the mrs on a spa day, anyone been on one or have an amusing anecdote? (this is mainly for swipe i guess)

altalt: stick your cock up your arse yeah?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 11:14, 199 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So Sony are releasing a PS4
It'll be available by christmas. Who's excited by this HIGH END gaming news?

Alt: i'm hungover give me sympathy :(
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 9:33, 197 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

307 days to christmas!

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 7:38, 140 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Oh man, 'The Cleveland Show'...
..is basically 'Family Guy', only edgier more racist.

Great stuff.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 0:04, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So with the horse meat scandal still going off what other unusual meats/foods would you consider eating?
Mutton is nommy cooked right.
www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/features/much-ado-about-mutton-mark-hix-presents-a-tastier-alternative-to-lamb-8494040.html

Alt: Nature, as a responsible adult (yeah right) I have to take my son orienteering this weekend any hints or tips for me?

ALT: Alt: Good book? Good film? Recommend one for me
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 17:54, 272 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

so pistorius' girlfriend locked the toilet door when it was just her and her boyfriend and he mistook her for a burglar
what's the worst excuse you've ever given/been given?

alt: what item of clothing is a fashion faux-pas?

altalt: would you rather be horrifically ugly or desperately stupid?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 16:14, 170 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Who'd win in a fight between Al and Badmons Dukaz?
Who off here could you have in a fight?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 14:24, 175 replies, latest was 12 years ago)