Talking about people behind their backs.
I just got busted slagging someone off when they were standing behind me. I was explaining to a colleague that they are "a bit thick" and gave examples. Luckily they are junior but it was embarrassment all around.

Have you ever been busted in this way?

Alt: I am going tapas for dinner. Suggestions.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:43, 83 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

dear God
In the Youtube presentation they had people doing parkour on the fucking stage. I wish I was making this up. Excruciating
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 13:14, 127 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

what word/phrase do you hate most?
alt: what's the best compliment you've ever had?

altalt: what are you stuffing down your fat throat today then?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:13, 201 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I just did a bunny hop on a Segway over Steve Jobs' rotten corpse

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:12, 154 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Awww


Morning all, I found out today that the reason I can't find my account number for Thames Water is that water services are covered by the building management company. Woo! When did you find out you didn't need to pay something?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 10:45, 79 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Wow this Google thing is well bent.
They have indoor trees and the tabletops are the Chrome logo. What else is well bent?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 8:57, 205 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning
Apparently ASBOs are not just for chavs:

www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/apr/16/middle-class-asbos

Ever had anyone play Radio 4 at you non-stop, or park their car outside your house to piss you off?

alt: if you could take over another b3tan's account for a day, who would you b3rape and why?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 7:54, 109 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

And it's good morning from me!


How well did you sleep? Don't tell me about your breakfast, you fat cunt.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 7:52, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Totally going to bed here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 0:02, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

soz
lol
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 19:56, 52 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Benefits... How do I get some?
Now playing: Patti Smith - Free Money
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 18:43, 13 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

God damn it, the entire world is against me.
Not only did I get gout (thankfully I've now shifted that), but this morning a bit of heat shield dropped off my car. That's alright, no big deal. HOWEVER, it made building security suddenly aware that my swipe card doesn't register me entering or leaving the building, it just lets me in. Now I've had my magic card taken off me to be replaced with a normal mundane card that won't let me in after 8pm to have a wee after the pub :(

Six years of secret work wees GONE. No longer am I an off-the-grid secret office ninja, I'm now just some pleb like all of you cunts. How has the world worked against you recently?

Yeah, things have got that bad. Two Kroney threads in one month, you poor, poor bastards. What else has gotten worse than you could possibly imagine?
( Kroney, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 16:40, 84 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Right, he's had his lunch hour now.
When the worst comes the worst my peoples come first.
How do YOU react when the worst comes to the worst?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:49, 64 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Since we just did impressions of Frank.
Lets do an impressions thread.
And then we have to guess who it is!
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 14:32, 186 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

ever been upset?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:57, 98 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'll tell you who's well LOL
That King Zog chap.
Do you like it when he pretends he's laughing and says 'yeah' and then says 'check them' which is funny because it was on a website? LOL
Who else is well LOL?

Alt: Rice or nan?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:14, 119 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fuck your lunch thread.
What's your favourite conspiracy theory?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:15, 119 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahahahahaahahahaaaa yeah
yeah

haha

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:43, 31 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Stomp cos I don't like people who ignore me without giving a reason.
Will you be avoiding all news broadcasts tomorrow, or dressing in blue especially for the day?

alt: lunch

altalt: Best dunking biscuit?

altaltalt: Worst food combination you've ever seen?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 11:19, 129 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha
haha

yeah

hahahahahahaahahahaaaa yeah

haha
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 10:59, 61 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Continuing my attempt to start non-lunch food threads:
My breakfast is 5 Rich Tea biscuits and a cup of tea to dunk them in.

What did you have for breakfast?

Alt: I reckon I could pretty much live on biscuits, what single foodstuff could you live on.

AltAlt: who do we think set off the bombs in Boston? Personally I'm hoping for white nutters rather than brown, so that the yanks have a harder time being simplistic about who they target. The Westborough Baptist Church, or maybe the Tea Party would be favourites.

Edit:
AltAltAlt: It seem Nakers and Hartly are confused and frightened by a simple biscuit. What confuses and frightens you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Apr 2013, 9:54, 129 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fruit Woes II
Hartley Hare asks 'ever had any fruit woes? Tell us about your fruit woes'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 8:50, 150 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I have noticed a similarity between Fred West & Libearce



When did you last notice something strange?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 8:05, 58 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

"Reports Children's Hospital in code black for a suspicious package."
lots going on in boston today
whats your favourite terrorism
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 23:37, 13 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

teh diarrhoea
teh good thing or teh bad thing?

what's teh worst diarrhoea you ever teh had?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 19:28, 30 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So, charity.
If you had £20 a month to give a charity, or other "good cause" what would you choose?

Alt: what's for dinner? I'm having Spag Bol.

AltAlt: why do we have lunch thread and not dinner threads?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Apr 2013, 19:09, 19 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

if someone offered you a million quid to eat a big plate of your own poo and you had to say "yum yum I like eating poo" after each mouthful then I bet you fucking well would wouldn't you

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 18:03, 11 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well that was good...

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 16:16, 103 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Right, so Chompy's now getting on with some work as I posted this:

How are YOU motivating your staff?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:00, 55 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i used to be able to do handstands, but I can't anymore, what can you no longer do?
alt: anyone ever cooked with one of those 'chuck the ingredients in a bag in the oven' things?

alt: you + me + coffee table? up for it?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:26, 66 replies, latest was 12 years ago)