Best thing about your week.
Worst thing about your week.
Something about the weak.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:00, 157 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

bored of that now
rachelswipe, Y/N ?
(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:25, 15 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

come on OT, just a few more hours to go
what are you up to this weekend?

alt: do you take things at face value or the wrong way? i've got a squash lesson with my friend on sun, and the coach emailed, "if you haven't hit the ball in the first 5 mins, you have to do press-ups for the remaining 40." i thought, oh nice, a bit of character. forwarded to my friend. she said, "what a fucking twat he's going to be".

altalt: what's wrong with you? what's right with you?

altaltalt: so a colleague's birthday treats include new m&s chocolate giant buttons. i swear these bad bitches are the size of coke can tops. anyway, the row of goodies has raised one key question: COOKIES - CRUNCHY OR CHEWY?

altaltaltalt: why does editing fuck up the post count?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:08, 215 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So, last night I was on this facebook group I belong to
and this happened.

What was the last weird coincidence you saw? Have you ever ejected a CD from your car stereo only to find the radio was playing exactly the same song?

Alt: if you were going to meet Monty Boyce off the internet for drinks and CHAT, what would you ask him?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:02, 175 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Do you like chutney?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:48, 75 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I don't like that thread.
What don't you like?

What DO you like?

Great, now I have Goody Two Shoes by Adam 'alternator' Ant in my head. I don't like that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:28, 256 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

dumped
Tell us about when you were recently dumped. Did you spend the rent on home brew kit or maybe she wanted to go to a nice restaurant for once not just somewhere with a fucking voucher from groupon!

Alt:secrets to a successful relationship. Lol.

Altalt: piss off
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:46, 150 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

FRIDAY \o/
The scotch bonnets have had their revenge on me…when did something last get revenge on you?

Alt: So using social network sites undermines self-confidence
www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23709009
who would have thought it? I knew that there was a reason I never bothered with Facebook, what last undermined your self-confidence or last boosted your ego?

Alt:alt: Earworm of the day is “Abracadabra” by ABC The Steve Miller Band*, what was your last earworm?


*Thanks Jeffers
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 7:58, 142 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

ever been to a Holiday Inn?
check 'em
(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 20:31, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Oooh, poor Cavy
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2393371/Man-28-likes-dressing-dog-arrested-having-sex-cat.html

When did your partner last embarrass you?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 18:06, 119 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Expectation vs reality.
What did you want to be when you were younger? Your hopes and aspirations.
How do they measure up to your life now?

I wanted to go into acting or music. I did Dj for a decade or so and am now in an office. No regrets. Quite happy with choices Ive made and the times Ive had.

Alt. Inspire us all with some recipes for good food. Or not.

Talk amongst yourselves. How has your day been?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 16:50, 128 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hypocracy. Are you a hypocrit? do you preach one thing and secretly do something else?
Alt: my nose and eyebrow hair need regular maintenance, what signs show that you are getting old?

Winners page of qotw 2 weeks in a row, badmons is on the up!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 14:50, 188 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Imagine it's a post apocalypse world.
No zombies or any of that shit.

How would you survive? Would you want to?

TBH, this is shit, but then I simply couldn't think of anything else and Frank's thread is crap so I decided to start a new one.

Alt: Suggest a better topic for a thread.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:16, 225 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

bored of that now, what's your favourite thing ever in the newsletter?

(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 12:37, 53 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I just got back

(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:47, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

NO RELATIONSHIP/ONE NIGHT STAND/DISGRUNTLED EX CHAT.
Did you read about the block of flats in Benidorm that, due to a design cock up, have no lifts from floor 20 to 47? Lazy Spanish cunts. Why are the British superior in every way to our EU cousins (except the Germans)?

Alt: I think the Hundurans have it right, workers in nappies for maximum productivity. Are you a trade unionist?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:46, 189 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Relationship woes
In "honour" of MK's resident lothario, tell the group of your relationship woes.

I once had to go to hospital for 8 stitches in my elbow after it successfully blocked a vodka and coke hitting my face on returning from work.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:52, 170 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

right then, I'm off out

(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 9:49, 22 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

ENOUGH!
So, Cairo eh? There's a reddit thread from a guy who was out photographing it all and it sounds crazy. Police killing civilians, snipers, tanks. What's your take on it all? A fair reaction to violent protests or a government running scared?

Alt: I've been ordered to Hoover the house, tips on doing a half assed job but making it look good?

Altalt: so, I've been up to the vet again, looks like Max is quite ill, bit worried about the poor lamb, they say he'll be ok, but he looks so miserable. Got any pets? Got any dead pets?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 9:35, 236 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning People
In true Chicken Thursday style, I tried my hand at making jerk chicken last night I may have slightly over seasoned it as it tends to kick like a mule, what did you last try your hand at?

Alt: I watched something called “Boom Town” last night; if you didn’t see it you really must make an effort to watch it on catch up.
www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/news/a506846/boom-town-on-bbc-three-is-it-the-weirdest-show-of-2013.html
Can you recommend something worth watching?

Alt:alt: Youn are.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 8:02, 126 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning, Lordlings.
Anxious morning ahead for me as I wait for my flat valuation.

What are you waiting for?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 7:57, 64 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Up after play school!
In a minority of one, like my foot.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 23:31, 20 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

B3th killed OT
What a Mod.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 21:50, 59 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What else is happening this evening except football & shit TV?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:26, 130 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:04, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah football hahahaha

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:42, Reply)

hey here's an idea, bit new for offtopic but hey, keepin it fresh
open up MS Paint and draw an OT regular, or what you think they look like, go on, it'll be fun, I drew rachelswipe, never met her but it's how I imagine she looks
(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:36, 112 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Complaining
I've just had to write a letter to my original plumber telling him to fuck off, as per the Supply of Goods & Services Act 1982

Tell me of your best complaints please
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:33, 85 replies, latest was 12 years ago)