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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hi Gang!!!Just popping on to let you know I'm not dead. I know you were worried.
Fuck that parrot cunt.
What have I missed? Nutshell it for me while I catch up with emails and spreadsheets. xoxo
alt. Weekend lunch plans?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:51,
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Flouncing (yes, again)haha, seriously though, I'm here for the long term
who likes haribo?
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What's for lunch?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:47,
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Flouncing (yes, again)So, kiddies, CQ's buggering off and it's traditional to make a little speech, so here goes. You're all good chaps (except for Swipe and Hartly, obv.) But this place does me no good at all, so i'm doing what all good headwrongs should and buggering off to pastures healthier. No deleting my account, no killing my self, but I do feel the self indulgent need to post a flounce thread and not just fade away. Anyone fancy a drink in London sometime, gaz me or find me on facebook. Like as not I'll be back occasionaly but I'll try not to.
So a question:
Best ever flounce? Wormulous is up there.
Alt: have you ever flounced?
AltAlt:go on, post something positive one last time for your old pal CQ.
Bye now, have fun.
Xxx
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:29,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Good idea or not?www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-23777143
Can see nowt wrong with it, not sure what level of wage they'll be getting though.
Alt, do you have a good idea? Perhaps a labour saving invention, or a nice recipe. Or something to do with prostitution.
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hahahahaha yeah prossies hahahahacheck em
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If you wanted to find a prostitute would you be able to do so?Do you know the etiquette? I know those of you from 'the smoke' where you have your 'bashes' invented the word 'sordid' so I'm putting this out there for those that might live somewhere with just a post office, pub and church or summat. How do you get away with being a 'punter' prowling for 'toms' outside of big cities. Do they take Visa?
Er, a friend was interested btw.
Alt: Did you ever put your chewing gum on your bedpost overnight?
Altalt: Do you tut loudly when you hold the door open for someone and they don't say thanks? Just how cripplingly passive aggressive are you?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 9:18,
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latest was 12 years ago)
I’m officially shit at science 2/7 www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23765435
What are you shit at?
Alt: I was kept awake last night by a couple across the street engaged in some fervent amour
What last kept you awake and how did you combat it?
Alt:alt: According to the BEEB millions of us are going to be worse off with the new pension system, have you got it all sorted, how are you going to make sure you’re comfortable in your old age or have you an ingenious plan to see you through? Please share
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 8:00,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Fuck that dull shit.What's duller than Phone Chat?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 7:11,
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latest was 12 years ago)
so i got a windows phone today,And they're better than most people make out. Im not a massive app junkie, but there's a lot of the most popular apps, and although google have purposefully broken the youtube app on their end (so much for "don't be evil" google :/) at least youtube still works on the website, and most of the popular missing apps do still work on their respective website.
the os is fluid, it looks fecking nice,and this is on a budget phone, a Nokia Lumia 520. I missed a trick getting the phone, i didn't ask the well-equipped saleswoman if i could see her Nokias. Damn. Maybe next upgrade...
the skydrive intergration is fantastic for my coursework, and although its not fully fledged by any means, being able to edit office stuff on the go is a godsend, the amount of stuff i can make a note to edit and do on the train or in my Honda Accord is brilliant.
overall, I think Nokia is back in the game with a budget phone, who's android price equivalent would be slower than a spacker doing calculus, and a screen blurrier than the line between Frankie boyles jokes and harrasment.
although windows phone does have its flaws, its by no means unusable, and most of these are being fixed in the 8.1 patch anyway.
so, the question i am asking is do you like your phone, and why?
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what's your high score on space invaders?(, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 22:45, 37 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 21:29,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Just for Boyce.In replies
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 15:23,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Speaking of schools, I got 4/7, on this.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23757526
How's your history?
Alt, a haiku involving B3ta please.
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Alright Gang, I've been enjoying being back in the classroom. Especially with proper adults where discussion can happen and we can learn together. What are you enjoying this week? My mum is dead btw, you know, in case that was gonna be your answer.
Alt: what's making you miserable?
Altalt ; I can't post so much and miss you all, fill me in on today's LoLs
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:33,
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Lunch thread, lunch threadWatcha' gonna eat?
Tell us all about it
Whether cheese or meat.
Alt: Prince William - good egg or spoilt cunt?
Altalt: Katherine - doggy or dirty sanchez?
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This is the winning joke of the Eddingborough Fringe Festivel."I heard a rumour Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa."
Raised a smile, but I think we can do better.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 11:02,
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Alright. Dr. Frog here, prescribing a morning thread...So, at Hartley Hare's suggestion, hit me with your favourite b3ta stories and moments. A brief history if you like, for newcomers like myself.
This is one of my personal favourites
www.b3ta.com/questions/badtaste/post19755
Alt: Today I am late for work. Are you ever late? Do you like to be on time? I hate poor timekeeping, and I have let myself down today.
Alt:alt: Up to much today?
I'm looking forward to answers in 1-2 hours time, I'm on the train and gonna watch Blackadder.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 6:36,
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latest was 12 years ago)
So I would like to welcome the good Dr Frog into our foldsEveryone needs a good meme, what can we give Dr?
Alt:Now that JS3 is over what have you got to look forwards to?
Alt:alt: Far from home in a strange new (Northern) place, give us tales of how you kept your sanity?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 21:20,
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latest was 12 years ago)
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