what's the most important thing in your life?
alt: are you proud/ashamed of yourself for something today? tell the class.

altalt: what do you believe in that nobody else does, or do you not believe in that other idiots seem to take as gospel? apart from the gospel, of course.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:45, 240 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Good morning knobs
How can it only be Wednesday?

I've just watched the cunt opposite me pick his nose, inspect his haul and then eat it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 7:54, 191 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I just got a Nexus 4. I need apps to put on it, my last android phone didn't have room for them.
Alt: This is where you talk about phones, right?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 19:51, 12 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Well, I think the mystery of who one of Swipe's b3ta suitors was has been solved.
b3ta.com/questions/breakingup/post2092468

What have you been keeping secret from your fellow internetters?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 17:41, 58 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I'm starting the evening thread early
say something erudite. Or pick your favourite colour. Just entertain me or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:25, 212 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

How come you lot didn't get the spammer?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:22, 155 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Battered is a prick and a cunt
discuss
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:21, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Please fill this thread with fucking anything
OHNO moments. When did your arse start chewing toffee at something you've just done? I've just run an audit on one of our main customers sites and the system suddenly stopped working. Turns out someone else was also doing a job on there and they had stopped everything on purpose

Alt:
Halloween/Bonfire night stories
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 13:52, 249 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Please fill this thread with tales of how Kroney spent £20k in one year at uni
alt: lunch

alt: bath or shower?

altaltalt: ever looked up your ancestors? got any millionaires, murderers or mad folk in there?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:28, 110 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Bribery & corruption.
Ever had the offer of a bribe? Said no? Said yes?

Ever offered a bribe? Was it taken?

In one job I had it was so common place in some countries (Russia, Ukraine etc.) that we had a column on the expenses form labelled 'facilitating payments'.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:53, 51 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

so i've just agreed to go to the rugby 7's next year
i don't understand rugby. when were you last like a fish out of water? was it obvious, or did you style it out?

alt: worst fashion trend ever? did you succumb?

altalt: come on, who's having a mid-morning snack?

altaltalt: or as posed by questionmaster reggie: Theres some right nasty pieces of work on here or at least fuckers who overstep the mark, ever say something on here you regretted? Ever gone, whoa this cunt has gone TOOFAR this time!! ?

altaltaltalt: why does editing this fuck up the post count? why?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:54, 71 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Noo Fred
"My Friends and I bought an island"

What's your dream/5-year-plan/long-term goal?

Alt: What have you wasted stupid money on?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:33, 188 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Good morning
But is it really?

Alt: I'm gonna shit you in the cock you wee-wee tapir! You bum-dachshund! !!!

Altalt: which song or song title best describes you? Or another b3tan.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 7:57, 130 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

How often do you write stuff down?
My handwriting has suffered terribly, since I'm on a pute so much.
Alt, belt, braces, or both?
Altalt, I may go to bed shortly. I'm tired but stressed, how do you get to crash if you have problems sleeping? Not involving booze.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 21:29, 186 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Bad taste
When we were in Germany earlier this year I made Lusty take a picture of me with a lighter setting fire to the Reichstag. What is the most insensitive lol you have achieved?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 19:57, 116 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Has anyone used After Effects much?
Alt, I like citrus products generally, grapefruit being a fave at the mo. You?
Altalt, your views on bootleg software/films/sounds etc, morally wrong, or justified?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:21, 114 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Well I'm on my way home now, in case you were wondering
Are you on your way somewhere?

Alt: ever been arrested, collared by a mean ticket Inspector or beaten by a bouncer?

Alfalt: if you had to drink milk directly form an animal's teat, which animal would you choose? EDIT you're not allowed to say, human/woman/any of my female relations/friends/wife
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 15:58, 101 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I like satsumas

( Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 14:32, 173 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Thought I'd start a new thread, seeing as we haven't had one in a while.
Granted, there might already be a new thread on the go, but as I've got a EX FUCKING BENDER WITH NO JOB on 2.0 it's difficult to say.

Doing owt this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:25, 161 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

That needy ginger slag can fuck right off
anyone that answers this post is going on 2.0 so don't bother yeah
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 13:23, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

nothing kills the conversation around here like wacky and hilarious socks
tell us what's for lunch, go on?

alt: could you ever bring yourself to piss on someone? whom? and why?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:27, 158 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:05, 20 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

My eldest son is planning to be at some 'videogame store' tonight at midnight
to get his hands on the latest pacman or somesuch. When was the last time you went to great lengths for something you love? Preferably something normal people would laugh and point at you for.

Alt: I saw a programme about food the other day and they made a lasagne with pulled pork and bbq sauce. It looked fucking disgusting. What quirky dishes have you tried and liked/hated?

Altalt: Got any salmon?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 10:45, 267 replies, latest was 11 years ago)