been back at work since 8, bitches
what are you lot doing today?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 8:59, 81 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

i've been at work for almost 12 hours
and you lot haven't been EVEN REMOTELY DISTRACTING AND ENTERTAINING. i hope you all get blue fluffy shit in your belly buttons.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 21:24, 65 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I have a kit kat and 90 minutes left at work.
What do you have?

You can't say 'Dozer'
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 16 Aug 2014, 10:31, 74 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

So why are red trousers so much worse than, say, blue
You people with your 'social conventions', lol
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 19:28, 74 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

nakers thread
lookatmyfuckingredtrousers.blogspot.co.uk/?m=1

you know he's on here somewhere...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 17:46, 40 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

WEEKEND PLANS/LUNCH/WHATEVER

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 14:19, 261 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

who's the biggest fannybaws on 'ere then?
You can't say 'Dozer'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 13:01, 25 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

So it seems that I'm the nicest one here - thanks guys!
Which celebrities come across well? Which celebrities come across as a massive CUNT or do you just simply want to set fire to?

Alt:
Worst thing about Friday
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:59, 108 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

why isnt dozer dead yet?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:06, Reply)

why isn't Dr Dyslexia dead yet?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 8:03, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Well that's died, I should like to formally apologise to Lemmy for my remarks, on his first photo he did look like a scabby root veg, but was much better presented in the second one.
Alt, London, eh, eh? Capital lols tomorrow, that London eh? Tell me something positive about the sprawling, overpriced mucky city.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 20:44, 62 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

well that went well
what do we think of this? who is to blame - the selfish dude who ate the nuts or the useless parents?

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2724684/Nut-allergy-girl-went-anaphylactic-shock-plane-passenger-ignored-three-warnings-not-eat-nuts-board.html

alt: what you doing later? i have got a fancy dinner with a client.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 17:42, 144 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Cliff Richard, eh?
Alt - if you could be any person from history for one day, who would it be and why?

You can't say Hitler.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 16:47, 46 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

You down wit' OCD?
Do you have little quirks where you have to stir a cuppa 8 times, not 7? Please tell the group so we can laugh at you

Alt:
Thing you are most looking forward to in August
Thing you are least looking forward to in August
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 15:21, 155 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Lunchtime 'alright' thread!!!
Alt: Hitler's cock.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 12:57, 154 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Ok guys, there's been a lot of bullying and bad vibes going on lately
It's been too long since we had a good old CQ-style positivity thread.
I'm also recruiting for #teamcranley, does anyone feel like setting up a sock account highlighting some of the positive aspects of the big man?

Alt: Got anything nice to say about anyone on here? You can't all say sportscrow.

Altalt: Get bent.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 11:17, 217 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

So, today is the last day of Dr Shitman's bleak and suffering life.
How will you remember him? As a dyslexic oaf, or perhaps as a gallant entrepreneur in the 'pub snacks' arena?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Aug 2014, 7:50, 49 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Blue Lagoon or Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom?
Managed to get the missus to do curries tonight, so it' 's sofa time for me. What you plebs up to?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 21:00, 81 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I burped a minute ago, and the surrounding area now smells of this morning's kipper and eggs. My daughter punched me, and called me smelly daddy.
When did you last disgust a relative? When were you last punched and why?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 17:16, 123 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Alt: What's upset you lately?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 15:23, 108 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Lol upset

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 15:23, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

what's your favourite pub snack?
Mine is Nobby's dry roasted nuts.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:22, 304 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Shall we have a proper thread?
Where have you been expecting it to be shit and finding it to be great?
Where have you been expecting it to be great and finding it to be shit?

Alt:
Bad idea
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:28, 108 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Should I go for a nice relaxing poo?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:11, 6 replies, latest was 11 years ago)