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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Almost lunch for me. what did you all have?
Im having chicken curry soup.
alt. what was the last injury you had? I sprained my ankle joggin. Fatty fatty fat fat.
altalt. Anything on the weekend horizon already? Im going to see the Avengers on sat evening in 3d D box seats and Sunday it's date number 2
No, NOT THAT NUMBER 2!!!!
altaltalt. what's bugging you today?
( , Tue 21 Apr 2015, 15:24, 95 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Good morning internet peoples. I would like to know of your high point and low points of 2015 please
Alt:
Worst self inflicted injury?
AltAlt:
Taking pleasure in the misery of others. Now Mrs Cow has been promoted (somewhat against her wishes to return to part time work) I can constantly wind her up about being in management, which amuses* her greatly. Tell me of your ribbing
* enrages
( , Tue 21 Apr 2015, 11:40, 150 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Today I become a true working class hero as I'm doing forklift driver training. I imagine this will grant me an instant potbelly, hairy forearms and a penchant for lager and hitting women.
what are you up to today?
Alt: What's your cool trick or talent? Is it farting the March that darth vader walls around to?
Altalt: DUCK TUESDAY. I'M HAVING DUCK!
( , Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:22, 160 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

It is my b3taday. When is your b3taday?
( , Sun 19 Apr 2015, 20:08, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Good day for b3ta football fans, I'd say.
( , Sat 18 Apr 2015, 17:36, 5 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Drifay night drunk thread
yeah Drifay so what
( , Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:52, 22 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I had a handmade sausage and black pudding scotch egg with caramelised onion relish and a side salad. A proper one too, tomato, cucumber, leaves and coleslaw, none of your quinoa or baby corn rubbish.
( , Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:41, 149 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

That Batman Vs superman trailer looks awesome. Dark and moody. Got me excited.
What's got YOU excited?
alt. Ive got a sausage, bacon and egg barm with brown sauce and a coffee.
what do YOU have?
altalt. weekend plans? I've got some friends from Newcastle visiting and we're partyin. I've also got Monday off. What are YOU doing?
( , Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:29, 113 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

This time next week i'll be faking a stomach ache so I can work from home, so I can be here for my Apple Watch. Only Kiddinz, I can work from home when I want.
Isn't life just gosh darn great? It's a good day to be alive, just like yesterday; just like it'll be tomorrow.
Let's get that P.M.A up'n'running - I'm gonna be what i set out to be, without a doubt i'm undoubtably, and all those who look down on me; i'm tearing down your balcony. It's time to exersize those deamons; these mother fuckers are doing jumping-jax.
( , Fri 17 Apr 2015, 7:52, 39 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Do i go, east coast, sort of near venice, very central sort of near rome or really north sort of milan type area? All 3 are out in the wild and we'll hire a car to cruise about. we'll be going probably in august. GO!!
Alt: if you don't care about me and my holiday, what the fuck do you care about?
( , Thu 16 Apr 2015, 21:44, 38 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
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