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HIYA!!
That Batman Vs superman trailer looks awesome. Dark and moody. Got me excited.
What's got YOU excited?
alt. Ive got a sausage, bacon and egg barm with brown sauce and a coffee.
what do YOU have?
altalt. weekend plans? I've got some friends from Newcastle visiting and we're partyin. I've also got Monday off. What are YOU doing?
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:29, 113 replies, latest was 5 years ago)
barm?

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:31, Reply)
bap, bun, let's call the whole thing off

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:34, Reply)
Well done for using the correct sauce.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:40, Reply)
im no poof.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:53, Reply)
Called a batch round here.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:53, Reply)
made from sack cloth?

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:00, Reply)
dead on my arse

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:38, Reply)
Ew

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:42, Reply)
So two muscular men in tight fitting spandex got you excited?
No surprise there then.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:42, Reply)
Batman was in a big metal one AKSHULLY

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:53, Reply)
Your sexual deviancy knows no bounds.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:55, Reply)
I have boundaries...

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:00, Reply)
members of the opposite sex.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:02, Reply)
I get excited every time I see a new thread posted.
Especially when it is a GeordieJay one.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:44, Reply)
Leave Gonz's meds alone!

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:45, Reply)
Get fucked. My threads are always treble figures, my tangled little FRIEND.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:49, Reply)
That's why I am so excited.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:52, Reply)
and you just can't hide it?

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:53, Reply)
+1

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:05, Reply)
Hiya, yeah in London really busy. I just had a meeting for breakfast.
On to the next thing and that is really exciting.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:46, Reply)
...
we're waiting!
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:50, Reply)
Onwards and upwards chop chop busy busy my top b3ta gay m8

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:00, Reply)
\o/

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:00, Reply)
typical homo Mafia

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:01, Reply)
The West Yorkshire gay mafia has a new leader, a Kosovan and very butch, very mean.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:04, Reply)
phwoar

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:05, Reply)
Im in!

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:11, Reply)
You are too old.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:18, Reply)
Ouch.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:27, Reply)
Sausage and egg bap
alt: sausage and egg bap
altalt: full english.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:49, Reply)
it's friday
alt: nothing yet. got a con-call with counsel at 10, and then will go and forage for some fruit i think.

altalt: cooking chilli tonight, lunch out with friends in richmond tomorrow, cinema probably sat night, sun hoping for good weather and a nice walk around holland park then burgers with the froggy one.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:55, Reply)
you know you can buy fruit in stores, right?

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:02, Reply)
fruit/fruits hilarity

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:04, Reply)
yeah, i was thinking of foraging in the staff restaurant
but someone in there always cuts the melon a tiny bit too close to the rind so there's a hard bit, and it really irritates me!
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:04, Reply)
melon is the only thing I dislike
Strange.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:12, Reply)
Watermelon makes my lips go all funny for some reason

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:14, Reply)
because you're a massive racist?

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:15, Reply)
Quite possibly, yes

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:20, Reply)
melon/melons hilarity

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:14, Reply)
You keep saying hilarity, yet nobody is laughing.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:28, Reply)
*clicks*

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:33, Reply)
FREE THE FROGGY ONE
JUSTICE FOR THE FROGGY ONE
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:10, Reply)
I saw the hem of a lady's underskirt earlier
I've been straining at my elasticated slacks ever since
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:00, Reply)

^ flared lens
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:01, Reply)
I don't know what this means but it sounds EROTIC

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:02, Reply)
Erotic sounds Erotic. Phwoar
Spaff splat
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:10, Reply)
I quite like the Madonna song of the same name.
I could definitely wank to it.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:12, Reply)

*puts my hands all over your body*
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:13, Reply)
!

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:14, Reply)
I am enormously excited 'cos my kids are BOTH making their debuts for the Scotland Junior Volleyball teams tonight
They've been playing for years, work like Trojans and I'm immensely proud of the little shits.

Alt: Porridge, OJ, coffee
AltAlt: Watching 2 volleyball matches tonight, probably breaking my back down the allotment tomorrow, through to Glasgow to my sister's on Sunday.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:02, Reply)
I like that one they play on the beach in their skanties

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:03, Reply)
The opportunities to play beach volleyball in Scotland are somewhat limited.
But my daughter goes to beach training during the summer. The variable Scottish weather makes it a bit like Russian Roulette.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:06, Reply)
they should train by playing with curling stones

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:07, Reply)
Volleyball is for blobbing birds and /ac

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:16, Reply)
Nabbing Ninja.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:20, Reply)
Nice 1 M8
Good luck to them and no ogling cheerleaders
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:14, Reply)
Thanks Jayse. No cheerleaders unfortunately. Sad tiems.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:15, Reply)
I've got the Star Wars horn on about yesterday's trailer
I'm also NOT working overtime this weekend for a massive change

Alt:
Coffee and three slices of peanut butter toast

AltAlt:
ParkRun is the morning, followed by calf friends coming over. Most likely some kind of curry
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:12, Reply)
I like how "going for a jog in the park" had been rebranded as a regulated group activity

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:13, Reply)
I want to beat my PB for it tomorrow

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:14, Reply)
strava has bollocksed up all my PBs by adding 50% to the distances the other day
either that or the GPS on my phone has gone menkle

either way I'm now competing with the Mo Farah version of me
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:17, Reply)
A quorn again runner, eh?

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:19, Reply)
I see what you did there

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:23, Reply)
Yeah Im not a fan of them. I like going at my own pace (wanker) and not struggling behind athletes.
It's a bit embarrassing when you're joggin alongside mums with prams.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:15, Reply)
There's a bloke at ours who runs barefoot with a double buggy

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:17, Reply)
fucking hell

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:18, Reply)
I wouldnt mind so much on the promenade but there are two hill bits where its gravel

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:19, Reply)
so he's a deviant then?

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:33, Reply)
Im not even a Star Wars fan and I was excited.
I love Abrams' Star trek films.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:14, Reply)
Going to watch the rugby this evening and the football tomorrow
Sunday will be spent watching motorsport.

#ProperBloke
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:19, Reply)
Bit gay m8

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:25, Reply)
No it ain't.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:28, Reply)
Rugby's well gay

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:33, Reply)
rugby is well gay

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:45, Reply)
and all that leather?
Ponce
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:33, Reply)
Watching a load of men in shorts running around, getting all sweaty?
Deffo sounds gay to me m8
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:34, Reply)
I once saw a man in an England rugby shirt getting sucked off by another man in an England rugby shirt down a back alley.
QED
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:47, Reply)
How long did you watch for?

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:49, Reply)
Only about 5 mins.
The guy getting sucked off was staring at me the whole time though, so it was a bit uncomfortable.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:52, Reply)
^Doesn't like making eye contact when sucking someone off.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 11:00, Reply)

saw had a wank over
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:49, Reply)
rugby is well gay

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:39, Reply)
Just to clarify, for anybody that doesn't know
Star Wars is a massively overrated camp film franchise enjoyed by children and retards. HTH
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:20, Reply)
hiyaaah!

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:20, Reply)
Morning Mr S

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:24, Reply)
So you use it as bait, then?

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:31, Reply)
so you've got pre book 3d IMAX tickets then?

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:34, Reply)
I just did a 'Gaseous Clay'.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:32, Reply)

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