HIYA!!
That Batman Vs superman trailer looks awesome. Dark and moody. Got me excited.
What's got YOU excited?
alt. Ive got a sausage, bacon and egg barm with brown sauce and a coffee.
what do YOU have?
altalt. weekend plans? I've got some friends from Newcastle visiting and we're partyin. I've also got Monday off. What are YOU doing?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:29, 113 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

barm?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:31, Reply)

bap, bun, let's call the whole thing off

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:34, Reply)

Well done for using the correct sauce.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:40, Reply)

im no poof.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:53, Reply)

Called a batch round here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:53, Reply)

made from sack cloth?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:00, Reply)

dead on my arse

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:38, Reply)

Ew

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:42, Reply)

So two muscular men in tight fitting spandex got you excited?
No surprise there then.
( Muns, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:42, Reply)

Batman was in a big metal one AKSHULLY

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:53, Reply)

Your sexual deviancy knows no bounds.

( Muns, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:55, Reply)

I have boundaries...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:00, Reply)

members of the opposite sex.

( Muns, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:02, Reply)

I get excited every time I see a new thread posted.
Especially when it is a GeordieJay one.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:44, Reply)

Leave Gonz's meds alone!

( Muns, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:45, Reply)

Get fucked. My threads are always treble figures, my tangled little FRIEND.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:49, Reply)

That's why I am so excited.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:52, Reply)

and you just can't hide it?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:53, Reply)

+1

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:05, Reply)

Hiya, yeah in London really busy. I just had a meeting for breakfast.
On to the next thing and that is really exciting.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:46, Reply)

...
we're waiting!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:50, Reply)

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( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:00, Reply)

\o/

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:00, Reply)

typical homo Mafia

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:01, Reply)

The West Yorkshire gay mafia has a new leader, a Kosovan and very butch, very mean.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:04, Reply)

phwoar

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:05, Reply)

Im in!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:11, Reply)

You are too old.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:18, Reply)

Ouch.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:27, Reply)

Sausage and egg bap
alt: sausage and egg bap
altalt: full english.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:49, Reply)

it's friday
alt: nothing yet. got a con-call with counsel at 10, and then will go and forage for some fruit i think.

altalt: cooking chilli tonight, lunch out with friends in richmond tomorrow, cinema probably sat night, sun hoping for good weather and a nice walk around holland park then burgers with the froggy one.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:55, Reply)

you know you can buy fruit in stores, right?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:02, Reply)

fruit/fruits hilarity

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:04, Reply)

yeah, i was thinking of foraging in the staff restaurant
but someone in there always cuts the melon a tiny bit too close to the rind so there's a hard bit, and it really irritates me!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:04, Reply)

melon is the only thing I dislike
Strange.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:12, Reply)

Watermelon makes my lips go all funny for some reason

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:14, Reply)

because you're a massive racist?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:15, Reply)

Quite possibly, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:20, Reply)

melon/melons hilarity

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:14, Reply)

You keep saying hilarity, yet nobody is laughing.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:28, Reply)

*clicks*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:33, Reply)

FREE THE FROGGY ONE
JUSTICE FOR THE FROGGY ONE
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:10, Reply)

I saw the hem of a lady's underskirt earlier
I've been straining at my elasticated slacks ever since
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:00, Reply)

^ flared lens
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:01, Reply)

I don't know what this means but it sounds EROTIC

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:02, Reply)

Erotic sounds Erotic. Phwoar
Spaff splat
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:10, Reply)

I quite like the Madonna song of the same name.
I could definitely wank to it.
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:12, Reply)

*puts my hands all over your body*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:13, Reply)

!

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:14, Reply)

I am enormously excited 'cos my kids are BOTH making their debuts for the Scotland Junior Volleyball teams tonight
They've been playing for years, work like Trojans and I'm immensely proud of the little shits.

Alt: Porridge, OJ, coffee
AltAlt: Watching 2 volleyball matches tonight, probably breaking my back down the allotment tomorrow, through to Glasgow to my sister's on Sunday.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:02, Reply)

I like that one they play on the beach in their skanties

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:03, Reply)

The opportunities to play beach volleyball in Scotland are somewhat limited.
But my daughter goes to beach training during the summer. The variable Scottish weather makes it a bit like Russian Roulette.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:06, Reply)

they should train by playing with curling stones

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:07, Reply)

Volleyball is for blobbing birds and /ac

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:16, Reply)

Nabbing Ninja.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:20, Reply)

Nice 1 M8
Good luck to them and no ogling cheerleaders
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:14, Reply)

Thanks Jayse. No cheerleaders unfortunately. Sad tiems.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:15, Reply)

I've got the Star Wars horn on about yesterday's trailer
I'm also NOT working overtime this weekend for a massive change

Alt:
Coffee and three slices of peanut butter toast

AltAlt:
ParkRun is the morning, followed by calf friends coming over. Most likely some kind of curry
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:12, Reply)

I like how "going for a jog in the park" had been rebranded as a regulated group activity

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:13, Reply)

I want to beat my PB for it tomorrow

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:14, Reply)

strava has bollocksed up all my PBs by adding 50% to the distances the other day
either that or the GPS on my phone has gone menkle

either way I'm now competing with the Mo Farah version of me
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:17, Reply)

A quorn again runner, eh?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:19, Reply)

I see what you did there

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:23, Reply)

Yeah Im not a fan of them. I like going at my own pace (wanker) and not struggling behind athletes.
It's a bit embarrassing when you're joggin alongside mums with prams.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:15, Reply)

There's a bloke at ours who runs barefoot with a double buggy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:17, Reply)

fucking hell

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:18, Reply)

I wouldnt mind so much on the promenade but there are two hill bits where its gravel

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:19, Reply)

so he's a deviant then?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:33, Reply)

Im not even a Star Wars fan and I was excited.
I love Abrams' Star trek films.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:14, Reply)

Going to watch the rugby this evening and the football tomorrow
Sunday will be spent watching motorsport.

#ProperBloke
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:19, Reply)

Bit gay m8

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:25, Reply)

No it ain't.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:28, Reply)

Rugby's well gay

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:33, Reply)

rugby is well gay

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:45, Reply)

and all that leather?
Ponce
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:33, Reply)

Watching a load of men in shorts running around, getting all sweaty?
Deffo sounds gay to me m8
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:34, Reply)

I once saw a man in an England rugby shirt getting sucked off by another man in an England rugby shirt down a back alley.
QED
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:47, Reply)

How long did you watch for?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:49, Reply)

Only about 5 mins.
The guy getting sucked off was staring at me the whole time though, so it was a bit uncomfortable.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:52, Reply)

^Doesn't like making eye contact when sucking someone off.

( Muns, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 11:00, Reply)

saw had a wank over
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:49, Reply)

rugby is well gay

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:39, Reply)

Just to clarify, for anybody that doesn't know
Star Wars is a massively overrated camp film franchise enjoyed by children and retards. HTH
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:20, Reply)

hiyaaah!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:20, Reply)

Morning Mr S

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:24, Reply)

So you use it as bait, then?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:31, Reply)

so you've got pre book 3d IMAX tickets then?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:34, Reply)

I just did a 'Gaseous Clay'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:32, Reply)