Bank Holiday Thread
Barbecue? Picnic? Dull National Trust visit? Cocaine and hookers? A vain attempt to slice off some winter flab?

Or just three solid days of wanking?
(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:37, 213 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I'm still at work. anyone about?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 23:48, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

PETER KAYE IS ON BBC NOW

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 21:32, 92 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I AM THE KING OF BEETER
I AM AN ANARCHIST!!

Evening prick thread.
Plans?
Alright?

BYE!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 18:10, 195 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

In before the deLOLtion
Nerr nerrr!!
where's DBT? Let's speculate.

alt. Who do you miss?
altalt. Who do you wish would fuck right off?
altaltalt. recent discoveries
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 14:56, 153 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

NO EGG CHAT!!
Im actually really looking forward to a weekend in Newcastle. What are YOU looking forward to?
Im spending each day with different groups of friends who don't really like each other. It's hard work being universally liked. What do YOU find hard?
alt. what do you like to graze on? Im into flavoured almonds atm.
altalt. Are you beach body ready?
Why all the fuss over that ad?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:07, 135 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

PAYDAY CANS!
Yesssssss! I've booked in a 12" Subway meatball sarnie for lunch and pints for tomorrow. Do you spend the month's money in a week or are you better budgeting?

Alt:
Best egg?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 9:41, 59 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Thursday morning 'morning' thread
Alt: alright
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 7:58, 13 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Thursday morning "no-one will be as cool as you if you reply to this thread" thread
Alt: tea or coffee in the morning? Or a cheeky pint for breakfast?

Altalt: can Walkers ever redeem themselves for putting cheese and onion crisps in a blue packet or will the stain of this gastronomic faux pas permeate their lineage for generations?
( .Yeti., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 7:57, 40 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Cor! Look at the tits on that!!
What's your favourite bird, bitch, cow or simply female?
alt. What's your favourite rooster, cock, peacock, gander, tom cob, tercel, drake or simply male?
alt. any exciting evening food plans?
altalt. If money were no object, what type of building would you live in?
I reckon Id fancy a converted barn or church. Long as I didn't burn up on entry (ooer)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 17:27, 77 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Cor! Look at the tits on that!
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3059864/Flattery-threat-woman-complained-police-wolf-whistled-builders-Cut-heated-debate.html

Dunno what her problem is, prolly a lesbian or summat.
Is wolf-whistling a bit of harmless fun, or the thin edge of the sexual harassment wedge?
Do birds still love it if you give their bottom a friendly squeeze?

Alt: Objectify the person above you.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:08, 137 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

it's National Trust National Mills Weekend this weekend
do you all have exciting mill plans? I prefer a watermill to a windmill myself.
(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:50, 166 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

muff guff thread

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:03, 9 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Are you Beach Body Ready?
If not, why not you fat cunt!

Alt. I went to a General Election hustings last night, the UKIP guy doesn't understand what causes the wind to blow. Do you?
( Peej, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 10:18, 105 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Train Cans down fuck you thread.
I have just put sweet almond oil in my beard. I'm a dick.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 17:18, 49 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

In before the deLOLtion
Tell me of the time a collaboration made your tits tingle.
alt. Lunch
altalt. I've been invited to go camping for a weekend (I know lol). Do you like being at one with nature or are you a city person at heart?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:01, 184 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Morning dudes,
How's it going? That Nancy Sinatra was on TV last night, got the impression she was a bit of a nob. What other famous celebs are kinda nobs? Monty is limited to 4 name drops in this thread, the big boasting wanKer?

Alt: I've got some sweet overtime this week, what frivolities shall I spend it on? Hard drugs? Soft porn? A box of choccywoccynommywommyyummmycaekz?

Altalt: dozer.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 9:18, 124 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

morning
Alt: naked chutney.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:19, 47 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

it seems that the recipe for leek and chorizo is sorted.
I found a fascinating web site called pathetic.org.UK all about motorways and ring roads. What things interest you but others would find tedious beyond belief. You can't say dozer.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 17:50, 114 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

what can I make for dinner with leeks and chorizo.
Alt: What can I make for dinner with chorizo and leeks
Alt alt: best way to use up leeks and or chorizo
(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 16:54, 7 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Grim shopping experience lunch
Just had to go and buy the latest round of microwave meal woe. But hey, its a sunny day! I need to buy some new sunglasses too

Alt:
Best fruit?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:24, 153 replies, latest was 10 years ago)