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Grim shopping experience lunch
Just had to go and buy the latest round of microwave meal woe. But hey, its a sunny day! I need to buy some new sunglasses too

Alt:
Best fruit?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:24, 153 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Alt: John Inman

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:24, Reply)
I was hoping you'd say Jaysum

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:28, Reply)
jaysumz isn't the best anything

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:30, Reply)
Jaysum - King of the Potgayto

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:40, Reply)
That is a vegetable.
Fruits usually only become vegetables after they've had AIDS for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 14:37, Reply)
My hands are cold.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:26, Reply)
My everything is cold
Although its sunny outside, its fucking freezing!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:28, Reply)
I need new sunglasses too
I am onto my second emergency pair after I managed to break my nice ones and then my back up pair.
Unfortunately the shape I like and that suit me seem to be out of fashion up here so they are all the massive "aviator style" ones.

Woe is me and sunglass chat

alt: A nice crisp granny smith
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:33, Reply)
you should get some little round rose-tinted ones like John Lennon
everybody looks a prick in those so nobody will notice that they don't suit you
(lol man river definite greek god, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:36, Reply)
I used to have a pair with hologram eyes on the lenses.
I looked like a right prat.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:38, Reply)
stylish as fuck

(lol man river definite greek god, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:39, Reply)
good thinking

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:42, Reply)
I'm going to have a small bowl of spelt, linseed, and nixtamalized organic chick peas, teased with a subdrenching of 100 year old balsamic
not really ... I'm having food
(lol man river definite greek god, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:34, Reply)
There was a food fair near me the other month
The balsamic vinegar stall was fucking amazing. I NEED to buy an aged one as they taste fucking lovely
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:41, Reply)
just bung a few spoons of sugar in a cheap one and boil it down for ten minutes
or ... you know ... pretend the expensive stuff is magically better
(lol man river definite greek god, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:45, Reply)
"spelled"

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 15:09, Reply)
Aviators BAD Wayfarers GOOD Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:36, Reply)
Learn to cook.
Alt: physalis (not the number fruit ever, really)
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:36, Reply)
I have no cooker at the moment
Nor even a kitchen floor
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:39, Reply)
should we get DIY SOS to finish the job for you?

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he needs to have a mong child or a dead wife these days

(lol man river definite greek god, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 14:07, Reply)
bannnaaannaasss

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:40, Reply)
I just had a banana
It was lovely
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:40, Reply)
Mango

(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 13:59, Reply)
where he go?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 14:23, Reply)
DERE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 14:32, Reply)

youtu.be/jTsU_xoNyMY
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 14:36, Reply)
coonberries

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 14:24, Reply)
Off for root canal now! Thanks to my true friends for the supportive gazzes! #pray4meaty

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 14:25, Reply)
Is that the one where they bore into the core of your bone with a pneumatic dental drill?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 14:27, Reply)
#rootin4meaty

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Oh, that's just GREAT isn't it?
Meats, roots and leaves
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 14:33, Reply)
The old 2:30/tooth hurty dentist appointment. I feel like I should win a prize for that.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 14:37, Reply)
A fluffy molar bear

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 14:39, Reply)
Wearing a crown

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 14:42, Reply)
Incisor-ve wit

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 14:42, Reply)
Typical plaqueistani

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 14:45, Reply)
*applauds*
By gum!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 14:47, Reply)
Like the Yorkshire folk found taking drugs orally by rubbing them inside their mouths
E by gum
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 14:49, Reply)
Hi Jeff

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 14:54, Reply)
You-Hoo!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 16:10, Reply)
The joke book I had as a child* had this as the time that a Chinaman goes to the dentist, yet little tangle's joke book just gives it as a general time for no particular race
Are we not allowed to be casually racist about the Chinese any more?



* The Ha Ha Bonk Book, 80s fans
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 14:46, Reply)
I may also have had that book

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 14:48, Reply)
Still got that book, guess I'd better put it out of reach of the children.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 14:51, Reply)
How High?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 14:52, Reply)
three quaaludes each washed down with half a bottle of gin

(lol man river definite greek god, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 14:54, Reply)
yes he is

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 14:54, Reply)
is a Chinaman

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 14:54, Reply)
This joke was also in that book.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 15:00, Reply)
Hi! o/

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 14:54, Reply)
I dont like casual racism
I like my racists to wear a suit and tie
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 14:53, Reply)
UKIP making statements like this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 14:55, Reply)
EDL are you?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 14:57, Reply)
tangleDUPinblue

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 15:24, Reply)
Tori Spelling

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 15:37, Reply)
sunglasses, the Police range in boots opticians are pretty good this season.
Best fruit, lychees. For homo lols, jaysum is a cosmopolitan ghetto queer so he wins.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 15:03, Reply)
wayfarers AND aviators
black rims and lenses for coolness
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Geordie sunglasses innit
wayaviators
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 15:22, Reply)
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONES!
metro.co.uk/2015/04/27/13-tapirs-to-sum-up-your-monday-on-world-tapir-day-5169227/
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 15:24, Reply)
that's very definitely trying too hard

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 15:43, Reply)
The metro always freezes my IE
fucking ad filled piece of shit
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 16:16, Reply)
i got taken out for a rather nice lunch by a barrister
it is not sunny here any more. it is grey and cold.

alt: apples. otherwise banana strawberry raspberry blueberry smoothie.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 15:28, Reply)
For a foodwrong you are a smoothieright

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 15:31, Reply)
my old flatmate used to run a smoothie and milkshake stall in a michigan mall as a teenager
she taught me good.

there is a lemon and blueberry zinger one that is fab.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 15:34, Reply)
Usefully I've packed my hand blender away somewhere

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 15:40, Reply)
plop spaniel

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 15:43, Reply)
Hands aren't very nice in a smoothie.
Stick with fruit.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 15:44, Reply)
terrible middle class fail

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 16:00, Reply)
I know, dahhling
I'll have to pop to John Lewis in the Range Rover
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 16:03, Reply)
Shouldn't you be holding Frog's hand, instead of gallivanting off with barristers?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 15:32, Reply)
i let him have a fry-up
what more do you want?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 15:34, Reply)
Damn you and your frying!!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 16:03, Reply)
After the recent crashes you would think people would stop frying

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 16:09, Reply)
quorn bacon is not a fry up

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 16:07, Reply)
We used to have a right laugh on here.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 15:33, Reply)
Planet Earth is now on netflix

(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 15:38, Reply)
poo

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 15:39, Reply)
JULIAN CLAIRY LOLOLOLAWL

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 15:40, Reply)
I lost my prescription sunglasses :(
still, it's been about 5 years since I had my eyes tested, probably about time I got some new glasses.

Alt: Mango.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 15:42, Reply)
Mangoes taste like sick.
Either that, or my sick tastes like mangoes, in which case I must be uniquely blessed.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 15:56, Reply)
mangoes are too sweet
like, teeth-achingly sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 16:00, Reply)
Shalom! Happy Candlebra Sporters
Busy today :(

alt. Me of course.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 15:44, Reply)
I knew it, you queer are the best queer here

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 15:48, Reply)
I think we need to settle this once and for all with a no-holds-barred Queer Off

(lol man river definite greek god, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 16:03, Reply)
Yeah I've already won.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 16:07, Reply)
(well obviously ... but let's give him a brief moment of hope)

(lol man river definite greek god, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 16:08, Reply)
You just want to watch them 'jousting'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 16:13, Reply)
darn tootin

(lol man river definite greek god, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 16:25, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 16:08, Reply)
lovely tank top

(lol man river definite greek god, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 16:09, Reply)
He lost by wearing it. It's not Fab-u-louuuus! enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 16:10, Reply)
Cheers m'queers

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 16:08, Reply)
TOOTHBLOG#23: Didn't even hurt or nuffink

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 16:16, Reply)
^ hard man

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I was going to go for a pint but I keep dribbling

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 16:22, Reply)
...from the anus

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 16:32, Reply)
That wouldn't and doesn't normally stop me. It's the wastage of lager that concerns me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 16:37, Reply)
get a tommy tipper

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 17:00, Reply)

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