My Boss
Ive recently relocated to Manchester for a job with a mate dealing with low impact RTA's. Fairly mundane stuff but it pays well.
I did get a warning about the boss here before I moved with my mate saying he was a bit crazy, lairy, will get namked in the office etc.
Fair enough.

Understatement of the century. He is an immature, disgusting pig of a man with what I think is untreated ADHD. He shouts torrents of abuse at every member of staff. Refuses to do anything for himself and has a lot more money than sense.He has the manners of a street urchin and constantly leaves bottles of his urine in places.
He constantly tells me how much he hates me and wishes I was dead. Delightful.
I constantly get sent out to get food to fill his vile sexist, hateful mouth. it's like TheDevil Wears Prada but without the nice clothes and witty anecdotes.

How are your bosses??
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:22, 45 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

don't have a boss, quit and am on holiday.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:26, Reply)

bit of a pain
But you should see this twat who's just started working for me. That's the last time I let an existing employee recommend one of their mates.

EDIT: And I piss in bottles too or something.
( djtrialprice, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:28, Reply)

See, it's funny because I'm pretending that I'm his boss
Did I do that right Chompy?
( djtrialprice, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:36, Reply)

You should have mentioned your piss bottle
I was all RIS
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:38, Reply)

Mine is a tosser, but recently gave me a payrise, so I'll let him live a while longer

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:30, Reply)

my boss is a bit the same, really
but without the piss bit
they tend to piss in the toilet here, yet sometimes they don't manage to flush
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:30, Reply)

I run into the cleaners on the way out of the bogs today
I flushed but still felt weird
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:34, Reply)

I'm the cleaner here. I took a little chair in with me and the boss was all "WTF GET ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES, DON'T USE THAT CHAIR"
And I said "I'll get on my hands and knees to clean when you guys STOP PISSING ON THE FLOOR"
He promptly stfu'ed
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:36, Reply)

It amazes me that some cunts cannot operate a toilet
I was in a fancy hotel for a cooperate conference, and stumbled upon a shit-Hindenburg you wouldn't expect in a Maccy D's
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:39, Reply)

jesus
people are disgusting, probably did it only because they could
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:40, Reply)

you're probably right
still, free refreshments though
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:42, Reply)

don't eat poo!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:45, Reply)

Tea, coffee and buiscuits were provided
not in the loos though
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:48, Reply)

my boss is a dance teacher
she always makes me think of a frumpy fairy

whether she's a good boss or not depends on a decision I'm waiting on...
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:31, Reply)

Good.
he paid for all our lunches today
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:32, Reply)

My stepdad is my boss.
He wanted to employ someone he could be rude to without worrying about employment tribunals.
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:41, Reply)

What do you do blousie

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:43, Reply)

As little as possible.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:44, Reply)

I'm an office monkey.
He has an engineering firm and I do all the office work.
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:45, Reply)

I don't thInk I could work for family it might drive me insane

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:53, Reply)

When I'm back home I work for my aunt.
It's the best thing ever.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:54, Reply)

Is she Fagin?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:41, Reply)

The first couple of years were a nightmare.
It's not so bad now.

I haz perks.
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:55, Reply)

I reign supreme, at the first sign of insurrection
I crush my enemies and see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentation of their women
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:43, Reply)

*laments*

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:44, Reply)

Do not take my mercy as a sign of weakness

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:46, Reply)

I'll try not to.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:48, Reply)

That would be your first mistake

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:49, Reply)

Probably not my last though.
I don't read signs very well.
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:51, Reply)

Right, fuck this lot I'm gonna leave work now
farewell b3ta
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Y'all come back now ya hear.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:53, Reply)

does nothing hurt you?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:49, Reply)

I'm impervious to terrible bullying

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:50, Reply)

the answer is "only pain"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:52, Reply)

well on b3ta the pain is terrible bullying

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Terrible bullying and horrific bullshitters.
Cheers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:18, Reply)

Don't have one I'm a student.
The majority have been massive cunt bubbles though.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:54, Reply)

For the next month, I'm freelance
So I have clients but no real boss.

When I start my job in January, I'm going to have about 3 bosses. All seem like good people.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 20:59, Reply)

Pretty much the opposite of yours.
Hard-working, on the level and he'll be the last one to panic if the shit hits the fan. Also, he'd have no opportunities to discriminate by sex as the department's all male.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:00, Reply)

I just came up with the lushest recipy that I got inspired by Nigel Slater just now, it's a seriously lush side-dish, sooooo good, so healthy.
- Petti Pois boiled with corn-on-the-cob-taken-off-the-cob.
- Dressing of Chives, Mint, Creme Fresh, Mustard, Mint and Spring Onion.

And that's it, but seriously lush, like, one of the nicest new dishes I've made in a long time, super healthy, would go great with some pasta if you wanted it as a meal.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:36, Reply)

Gonz! Reply to my email!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:53, Reply)

*gaz*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:05, Reply)

Yay for Manchester! Join us
one of us
one of us
one of us
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:51, Reply)

:)
I like it actually. Reminds me a lot of Newcastle only significantly larger. Oh and i got the heck outta dodge right before the snow! Win all round!

Piccadilly has a constant smell of hash and one of the guys at work warned me never to cut through the middle bit after dark?!?! Why? Its a massively public square.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I'm self employed
my boss is a lazy bitch who does fuck all work.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Dec 2010, 22:04, Reply)