OK, it's official. No-one cares which years films were released.
With George Clooney's hilarious remarks still resonating in my gin-hungover ears, I suggest 'Pleasantly Surprised'.

When were you last pleased to discover someone/thing/whatever was not Fucking Shit, despite your firmly believing so beforehand?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:28, 164 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I will reserve judgement for if and when I meet you to answer.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Never.
Everything is Fucking Shit.

Except for Sound of Da Police, and, by extension, Shy FX's Sound of The Beast.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:31, Reply)

This is the correct answer.
btw my dinner last night was a treat from Lusters so get bent, aiight?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:38, Reply)

did you not read the post above?
he already is as bent as a nine bob note.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:44, Reply)

He fucking is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:48, Reply)

fucking am not.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:49, Reply)

we need an arrow as well as a strikethrough
so that we can move words around in people's posts. with hilarious consequences. here i'll just forego that shite and make your post read "am fucking a man".

see. HILARIOUS consequences.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Why not just change your login name to mine
And just post loads of shit about Bumming men and listening to the shitting Beatles.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:58, Reply)

<->
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I fucking love that phrase

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Parenthood
For years I thought it was shit, now I think it's fucking ace.

In 1999 I thought The Matrix was shit then I actually went to see it and was blown away.
( Peej, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:31, Reply)

away by a sweaty fat tramp
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:32, Reply)

A blowjob's a blowjob.

( Peej, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Agree 2000% re parenthood.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:59, Reply)

I don't think stuff I don't know about is fucking shit by default.
That's the sort of thing old people do.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:32, Reply)

God you are SO GAY.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Sixties music is fucking bent.
Except for The Stooges.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Yes you're right.
The MC5 were a right bunch of woolly-woofters weren't they?

No, they weren't. Neither were The Pretty Things and millions of other bands you mentally-deficient wog.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I only said it to get your old self back, you tremendous dugong.
This new loony lefty, muesli eating, tofu sniffing, happy clappy Monty is rather disconcerting.

I just want the Monty I love to come back.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Fuck off you cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:49, Reply)

that's better.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Better than 70's rock
Which I would name but I don't seem to have a list of classic bands and albums...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I'll do you the list as soon as you stop being a tosser.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Are you trying to say never?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:49, Reply)

'THATS THE JOKE'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:50, Reply)

'I KNOW'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Start with Nick Lowe.
Just listening to him now, what a fucking star.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Yeah Motown
WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING !!111!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:46, Reply)

it's the other way round for me
things i like the sound of always surprise me when they turn out to be Fucking Shit.

in particular today i am annoyed about: my 13 year old cousin posting shots of her self-harming on fb (13? self-harming? wtf?) and my dad insisting that my brother/fiancee put his vile dreadful gold-digging slutwhore of a "girlfriend" on the top table at their wedding. this means i get bumped off the top table, which i don't mind in the least apart from that it is to accommodate that witch, but i DO mind her taking my mother's place in front of friends and family. this wedding is going to be a nightmare of biting my nails so i don't scratch her beady acquisitive little eyes out with them.

and breathe... oh no, wait, i can't because somebody gave me their FUCKING COLD...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I fucking hate people blaming their illness on other people
and trying to figure out who it might have been.

fucking stupid
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:45, Reply)

It was me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:47, Reply)

well
i hate people with really strong opinions on what other people choose to do and say.

it's fucking retarded.

so THERE!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:48, Reply)

yeah, it's well bandit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:48, Reply)

yeah, i never do it myself
not at all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:51, Reply)

well I hate Eastern European immigrants.
SO THERE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:51, Reply)

darling you hate everyone whose entire family going back 6 generations wasn't born within a certain radius of your manor in scotland
or shoreditch.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:52, Reply)

I hate everyone in Shoreditch who isn't my daughter or my friends.
Actually I hate my friends too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:54, Reply)

if i were in shoreditch RIGHT NOW
say at the county court, would you hate me?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Maybe a bit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:57, Reply)

our relationship is definitely not as loving and romantic as it used to be, is it?
i blame your girlfriend and the fact that we've never actually met.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:58, Reply)

She doesn't like me any more.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:59, Reply)

probably because you tell her that you hate her "a bit".
humph.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:01, Reply)

*posts Humphrey Lyttleton pic*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Friends?
YOU have friends?
Blimey.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Nah just kidding. I ate them all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:58, Reply)

I hate wiggers.
Fucking fake ass, noncing, race traitor, idiotic culture tourists.

Rap music is for the blacks.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:53, Reply)

It is.
It's strictly for the nig-nog-gollywog-give-a-dog-a-bones.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:55, Reply)

It should all be sent back to bongo bongo land.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:59, Reply)

O_o
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:55, Reply)

I am confusled
are you saying your brother is your fiance? I thought Norfolk was DF's territory.

loljklols.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:50, Reply)

no
fianceE means female. silly b3th.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:50, Reply)

so your brother is a woman?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:54, Reply)

yes
that's exactly what i am saying. hoorah, finally someone gets me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Mine and Stephen Fry's
Make of that what you will
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:53, Reply)

hmmm, Stephen Fry is openly gay....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Openly gay NOW
He wasn't at my age
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:04, Reply)

so what you are trying to tell us
is that you are gay, but won't be officially coming out for a number of years?

man, I'm good at reading between the lines today
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Rest assured, Vippers,
if I ever do come out, I still wouldn't touch you with a shitty stick, you ugly cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:15, Reply)

thank fuck for that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:16, Reply)

I was introduced to various forms of Dubstep.
and was pleasantly surprised to find that I enjoyed it. Well some of it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:52, Reply)

You've just thrown musical petrol on Monty's hate flame

I like some as well I must admit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:54, Reply)

I think it can be OK. At least it's bass-heavy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Surprising fact of the day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I don't like bass heavy dubstep.
I like the lighter stuff.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:57, Reply)

That's because you are a BIRD.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:00, Reply)

And you're a ... a...a...*fails to think of anything scathing*.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Cantankerous old git

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:04, Reply)

that's the one.
thanks.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Hey - Poppet's alright!
You say sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:05, Reply)

but chicks dig bass.
It makes their quims quiver.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:03, Reply)

I don't like ALL of it.
just some of it. I got introduced to it on my roadtrip with Noel. Quite enjoyed some of it. Monty can just like it or lump it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:56, Reply)

*lumps it*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:00, Reply)

I like UK Funky and the techy end of Dubstep.
That Caspa style wubstep is shit though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:55, Reply)

I was sooooo tempted to post something just wind up Dozer
but that would be unseemly, now that I've stopped being uppity and realised he's A Nice Bloke.

I've mostly been disappointed by stuff lately; notably Glee, the shite new series of Skins. I suppose you could say that the Rocky Horror episode of Glee made me realise that the original musical was not the worst thing ever, as I'd previously suspected, because it proved possible to make it worse
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Try not watching shit TV

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Shan't

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Were you going to post that
Apocalypse 91 pisses all over Straight Outta Compton?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:00, Reply)

No, that would be absurd
I was going to cite an Australian band who we famously disagree on
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Men at Work?
Darth you utter bender
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Midnight Oil?
Darth you utter bender.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Angry Anderson?
Darth you utter bender.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Darth you utter bender.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Are you done?
I've never even heard of Angry Anderson, sounds like a wrestler's name.

You utter bender.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:05, Reply)

he did that one song 'Suddenly'.
It was on Scott and Charlene's wedding.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:07, Reply)

...nope, not ringing any bells
Your musical knowledge just crossed the threshold between "impressive" and "terrifying"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:10, Reply)

He was also the singer in Rose Tattoo
who are actually well rated, but not by me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Oh I've heard of them
They were shit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:15, Reply)

best sub thread of the week

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Yeah, Nick Cave's recent stuff has been quite tame.
And that Bunny Munro book was gash compared to And the Ass Saw the Angel.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:05, Reply)

EXACTLY
To give you chance to vent about something I know winds you up, do you think Chase & Status write all their new stuff to the opening ten seconds of Pink Floyd's "Money"?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Yes.
They sometimes also motivate themselves with Mudhoney's version of The Money Will Roll Right in.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I concur
Their transition from d'n'b wannabes to chart-friendly cash-machines was signifcantly more sudden than Pendulum's
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:16, Reply)

They have the same manager as Bendulum.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Yeah, I know
Funny how their career trajectory changed so suddenly, eh? Now you've got Nero, signed to C&S' label, making more Pendulum-lite poppery. I shouldn't complain, from my point of view it's a hell of a lot better than the mid-90's, when everyone wanted to sound like Oasis
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Everybody shit tried to sound like Oasis.
Spiritualized and Primal Scream made two of the finest albums of that period and sounded nothing like Oasis.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:38, Reply)

You have to admit that Give Out But Don't Give Up was a change in direction for them though
Even if it was obviously much better than anything Oasis did, it wa still disappointing by their standards. And Screamadelica preceded Britpop, in fact part of my problem with that whole scene is that it killed British music's creativity stone dead just as it was threatening to get interesting.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:48, Reply)

i was referring to Vanishing Point.
Their best record by a long way.

And compared to the first two, Give Out wasn't really a change in direction, just a step backwards.

The first three songs on it are superb though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:55, Reply)

got to love Lyre of Orpheus and that stuff though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Start of a downward trajectory.
Nocturama was poor. His best are Let Love In, Murder Ballads, Boatman's Call and Henry's Dream. Those records represent a pretty good run.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:13, Reply)

I'm not that familiar with what songs are on what album really
But I am familiar with Murder Ballads and it is quality
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:15, Reply)

He followed the insanity of Murder Ballads
With the sophistication of The Boatman's Call. A great album, not a duff track on it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Powderfinger?
Darth you utter bender
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:07, Reply)

The Avalanches?
Darth you utter bender.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:09, Reply)

They were pretty damn good, I thought

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Pendulum?
Darth you utter bender
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Silverchair?
Darth you utter bender
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Infusion?
Darth you utter bender.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Crowded House?
Darth you utter bender
( Kroney, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:27, Reply)

*cough*kiwis*cough*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Kroney you utter bender

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Carpathian?
Darth you utter bender.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:40, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Australian_rock_music_groups
Darth you utter bender.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:42, Reply)

On Tuesday at a Shakin' Stevens gig.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 9:59, Reply)

You saw Shaky?
He's fucking excellent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:03, Reply)

D'you know what Monty, he was really boss.
I 'm sure you're setting me a trap but I can't tell lies. I thought his voice might have packed up but it hasn't.
He's a miserable cunt, and my mate had to interview him and said he was a bit strange, but I don't care. I love him.
I am disappointed that he did not do A Love Worth Waiting For but I'm glad he didn't do Breaking Up My Heart. My nana had the time of her life. She loves a bit of the old 'piano box'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:08, Reply)

No trap. He's fucking brilliant.
The stuff he did with The Sunsets in the 70s was superb.

His first major gig was supporting The Stones, fact fans.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:13, Reply)

did he play This Old House?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:15, Reply)

One of my favourite rockabilly guitar solos ever.
20 seconds of magic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:16, Reply)

The video is excellent.
Just Youtubing it now.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Oh yes indeedy!
He's started phrasing the 'fix the floor' bit rather strangely. Like Vic Reeves' club singer.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I saw Showaddywaddy a few years ago.
Had a belting time. I went along feeling in a post modern ironic mood, but instead thoroughly enjoyed myself, and made the usual twat of myself on the dance floor.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Nothing recently, it seems a shame

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Mushrooms.
Wouldn't eat them as a kid and then found out in my twenties that I love them.

And anal.
( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:08, Reply)

POTD

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Only because you like "anal" so much

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:11, Reply)

*something about anal and 'fucking shit'*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Hence the joke.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Sorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Gin is not Fucking Shit. It is beautiful stuff.
I'm surprised I feel ok this morning.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:09, Reply)

I feel rather grim. Also I found half a bottle of gin in my bag this morning.
I am apparently a thief. Oops.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Fuck me, a Scotsman stole alcohol
I for one am gobsmacked
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:23, Reply)

I genuinely had no idea you were Scotch until the other day
Explains your distaste for sport
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:25, Reply)

I hate the term "Scotch"
for anything other than whisky.
( Kroney, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:29, Reply)

"Scots".
Call the Jockanese "Scotch", and they get upset. Jings and Crivvens.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Jockanese is a brilliant term
Stealing that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Monty is Scottish?
I had no idea. That's another of us then.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:30, Reply)

My family castle was just outside Hawick.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:31, Reply)

I visisted Inveraray Castle last year.
My clan's seat.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Christ, you too?
What is it with Scotsmen and encyclopedic musical knowledge around these parts?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Something in the water, or maybe oneupmanship with our neighbours.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:42, Reply)

This is exactly why we're so keen on sport
Cos you lot are crap at it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Gin is the devil's urine.
It took me years to even smell the stuff, after a teenage adventure involving attempting to neck half a bottle of the stuff.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:17, Reply)

I had that with vodka
I couldn't even look at long life orange juice for a good ten years due to the same 'incident'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:19, Reply)

^Manly handshakes^

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:20, Reply)

*throws up in bin*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:23, Reply)

I threw up in the driveway.
Same sort of principle.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:28, Reply)

I woke up under a sprinkler on someone's lawn
then had to walk 3 miles soaked to the skin, with alcohol poisoning, in combat boots with no socks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:30, Reply)

You win.
I just sat in my friend's garage shivering, covered in puke and snot.

And we still do it!
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Gin is the nectar of the gods
My prefered is Hendricks, or for a more normal tipple I'll have a Tanquery please.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Tanqueray Ten.
Yum.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Concurs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:25, Reply)

why would you steal my gin Monty :( ?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I drank a half bottle of white rum neat when i was 15, haven't drunk it since

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:26, Reply)

In other news
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/news/8344468/Pagani-Zonda-F-supercar-crashes.html
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:12, Reply)

If only he'd broken his neck and smashed her face up, eh?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:16, Reply)

And run over a disabled kitten

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Does it say she...
All it refers too is 21 year old passenger it could have been a tortoise.
I cant believe you are advocating Tortoise cruelty.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:37, Reply)

A 28 year old investment banker who can afford all those sports cars.
MLud I rest my case for bankers get paid too much.
( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:16, Reply)

shoddy reporting
there have been Veyrons written off, and all it takes is two words typed into google to find stuff about them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:18, Reply)

I like the reports of when some guy crashed his McLaren F1
and people stole all the gold plating off the engine
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:23, Reply)

haha, I hadn't heard that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:47, Reply)

He'd been driving within the speed limit?
What a wuss.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:21, Reply)