double-dipping's not that bad.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:12, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Nor is eating your partner's left-overs

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Swipey is just a fucking weirdo

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I bet she'd object to a partner using her toothbrush too
To quote Jim Jefferies "You've just had my dick in your mouth, give me your fucking toothbrush!".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Yes but dicks don't have tartar buildup.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:17, Reply)

They may have smegma build up or warts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:18, Reply)

or chlamydia.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:19, Reply)

I rinse my toothbrush out after brushing my teeth

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:19, Reply)

same here
also: great quote
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Check out the guy
He's my favourite comedian that's still alive. You can download 'I Swear To God' off torrent sites.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)

I'll send myself a reminder

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:24, Reply)

ahahah see I wouldn't use another person's toothbrush if I wasn't sleeping with them.
but I have no problem stealing the last chip from someone's plate or with sharing those chupa chup things.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:18, Reply)

that's because you are sensible

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:20, Reply)

mmm mostly.
although my friends and I used to share lollypops on a regular basis. And then we'd wonder why we all got sick one after the other.
So now I only share if the other person's not sick.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:22, Reply)

I'd only share a lollipop with a girlfriend
But chip stealing is fine for friends.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Not only fine
but practically a requirement.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Is that because if you don't share your chips
your XXXL tracksuit bottoms - that actually look like a leggings on you - are liable to burst open, making you look like a white, pasty Kwik-Save Hulk?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Don't make me Hungry, you won't like me when I'm Hungry

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:39, Reply)

The Incredible Bulk

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:40, Reply)

*CLICK*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:10, Reply)

How comes other people's chips are always way way WAY nicer than your own?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 11:07, Reply)

i have in fact had this exact conversation
albeit with more tenderness and less swearing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:21, Reply)

HAHA you have a dick.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Wouldn't Big girl's blalse have worked better?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:27, Reply)

No
Now fuck off.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:28, Reply)

So much negative energy man

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:28, Reply)

yeah well
you ARE a dick
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Oh great comeback there. Well done.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)

oh god it makes me want to hurl
you see the other person dip something. it leaves a few crumbs of residue in the formerly sanitised and pristine dip. then they lift it to their mouth. strings of saliva glisten as their yellowing teeth close around it. then they swirl all that tooth and saliva build-up back in the dip where you are just about to put your own food. no no no. the dip is all yours, old buddy old pal.

it makes me great to share with though, as i'll only ever have the first few mouthfuls. ditto nachos, i can only eat the neat ones before it starts to look like smeary soggy roadkill.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)

yeah, mr b3th is like that
wierdo.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Mar 2011, 10:46, Reply)