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I murdered a kitten last night. (ran it over)
when did you last take a life?

alt: who is going to a festival this summer?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:03, 162 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You evil bastard.
I don't know, although my dog rolled in a dead hedgehog yesterday.

Alt: yes. Galtres festival near York this August.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Two ran out of a hedge in front of me, I swerved and missed one
then the other cut in and changed tack right under my back wheel. I stopped and looked for houses but nothing around so threw the body in the hedge. It was late at night, I feel guilty as fuck today.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Did it not have a collar?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:08, Reply)

no, I did check.

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Maybe the fact you'd chopped off the cats head is why it didn't have a collar on.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:12, Reply)

It was more the middle of the cat that got squashed and torn.

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Are you a shit driver even when you're not drunk?

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Are you a disagreeable twat even when you aren't on the internet?

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Good rebound there lad.

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girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:20, Reply)

My only knowledge of your driving abilities encompass you being pissed, as you drink and smoke Massive Drugs on a frequent basis I infer it was more than a one off
What should I do, applaud your maverick status?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:23, Reply)

He plays by his own rules, nobody elses, not even his own.

(TheColonel, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:27, Reply)

Exactly you have limited info from one stupid thing I did, where you get frequent basis from
I don't know. All you ever do is troll on here I don't know what you get out of it but you are becoming as irritating as Bert. Why don't you post some stupid stuff you have done and give other twats ammo to use against you? or you can just carry on as normal and pretend to relish in the fact you got a reaction out of me. Bravo Rory really well done lad...
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Bobby your whole life is mired in stupidity, it's pretty easy to pick and choose what to throw back into your fat face

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Fuck off Bert.

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Andrews been thinking long and hard on this 'killer' come back here folks

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:42, Reply)

Why are you posting my name on here?
what's the point?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Christ you really are fucking stupid
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:46, Reply)

you obviously got me for Randomburn and have had a little sex wee
in your pants about posting that. Have you got a sister? I imagine you will be balls deep in her by the weekend.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:48, Reply)

You seem upset, chins up there

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:50, Reply)

you've played all your cards now, what's next?
here you go, I'll give you some more ammo if you like. I'm adopted, I only have one kidney, I have tiny hands. That should keep you going for a few months.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:53, Reply)

You've posted all that crap before, on numerous occasions
Come to think of it you've posted every dull facet of your life on this board. Can you just stop please, it's all so dreadfully dull.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:56, Reply)

see you later Rory

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:24, Reply)

I'm going to Sonisphere.
I'm hoping AA is going to bring me a munchy box.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:08, Reply)

You'll have to get your own!

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Are all the tickets "plus ones"?

(TheColonel, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:28, Reply)

I once swallowed a fly.
I don't know why I swallowed a fly. Perhaps I'll die.

Ditto on Galtres.
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girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Hopefully not before the bank holiday weekend though.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Oh noes!

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girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:10, Reply)

It's going to be so awesome
that something awesome will no doubt happen to someone awesome.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Ooooo! I hope it's me.

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girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:12, Reply)

I hope it involves big fat cocks.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:15, Reply)

If it's like the last time, it will.
Drawn all over LiC's neck.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Me too Al.

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girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Hey, what a coincidence!
I know an old lady who...oh, sorry.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:10, Reply)

I had a life taken to order, does that count?
Alt: I'm at Sonisphere.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:10, Reply)

elaborate please AA. Sonisphere looks pretty good.
I am going to 2000 trees, I don't really like large gatherings so am going to a 'festival lite' to practice before Glasto next year (hopefully)
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:13, Reply)

My friend was going shooting, I asked him to pick me up a couple of rabbits.
They were tasty.

Sonisphere has the best festival line up I've ever seen, for me.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:16, Reply)

I'd love some fresh rabiit.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Nice, I quite enjoy a bit of shooting with the farmer crowd every now and again
one of the perks of private school was the choice of rugby or shooting in the autumn term.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Has Fabregas gone?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:17, Reply)

not yet, but out of the last game
and I can't see him staying. I am bracing myself for the news.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:18, Reply)

I'm not convinced that we'll hang onto Enrique next year.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 17:20, Reply)

I hope we nick Barton.

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:22, Reply)

I don't think you will.
I hope not anyway.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 17:23, Reply)

I fucking hope not too
That fucking mouth breathing fuckhead deserves a kicking.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:24, Reply)

He has been one of our best players this season, though.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 17:26, Reply)

^This,
a midfield of Barton, Wilshere, Nasri, Walcott, excites me, with Song playing in front of the back 4 and RVP up front.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:29, Reply)

DiT pointed out that there isn't anywhere for him to go.
Barca don't need him, so he'd be better off staying put.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:22, Reply)

He is top of Real and Man City's lists apparently.
For £35 million I don't think he will get a say in it. I think I want Wenger to go too.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:23, Reply)

He has said he won't go to another UK club.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:24, Reply)

I know but money has a great way of changing peoples' minds. Time will tell,
but there needs to be a lot of changes across the board.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:25, Reply)

Andy Carroll said he wanted to stay at Newcastle, and signed a five year deal.
Money talks.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 17:35, Reply)

I genuinely don't think Carroll had too much choice
I think it was pointed out to him that for £35M, him going was in by far the best interest of Newcastle FC.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:39, Reply)

It was the manner in which it happened.
Last day of transfer window didn't give us any scope at all to get a decent replacement in.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Sol Campbell said similar when he left Spurs.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:39, Reply)

He won't go to Real, I don't think
Barca might change their mind about wanting him though when City buy Xavi.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:38, Reply)

true, but that's the only way he would get in the team.

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:41, Reply)

oh, absolutely.
If I were a betting man, that's the series of transfers I'd go for. Sneijder to Man U, Xavi to City, Cesc to Barca, every single Turkish midfielder in the Bundasliga to Madrid. No idea why, perhaps Mourhino wants to open a kebab shop?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:45, Reply)

www.thefootballforum.net/
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girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:46, Reply)

sorry

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Oooh. Get you Blousie.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:49, Reply)

I'm a bitch now donchaknow.

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girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:52, Reply)

You are Meredith Brooks
And you might want to steal a fiver off someone for a bit of a laugh.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:54, Reply)

I've killed several moths recently
Alt: Sonisphere in all liklihood
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Oooo, are you finally commiting?
If we gang up on AA we can steal his munchy box.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:12, Reply)

yeah
not hugely impressed with the lineup but it's always good fun

Fancy getting a pint/other suitable beverage at some point?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:17, Reply)

It would be almost rude not to.
I will be drinking a vast amount of cider on the friday but staying sober on the saturday.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Are you not staying for the Sunday?
You can do a berk if you want, and come for a quick drink then get sucked into the Lord of the Flies like dynamic of our camp
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:21, Reply)

I have to return for my wedding anniversary trip to Bath
But I think I've managed to get myself a partial pass to see Mastodon on the Sunday.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:25, Reply)

that's a fairly important reason haha
I'm probably arriving on Thursday
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:34, Reply)

If it's an outdoor thing
I'd be interested to see how the Sisters of Mercy manage the dry ice.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 17:18, Reply)

I'm looking forward to seeing them
Hopefully it will be a tent, as watching them in the daylight would be weird.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:21, Reply)

I'm fairly sure they're on the Bohemia stage
which is in a large tent
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Dry ice a go-go then.
I hope you enjoy them, they were excellent in Leeds and I'm hoping they'll be similarly excellent in Camden this November.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 17:24, Reply)

I never thought you would be a Sonisphere fan.
I always thought of you more as someone who would be into nu-rawk-metal rather than hardcore-death-xtream-metal.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:13, Reply)

3 festivals so far...possibly Oktoberfest too.
This: www.meltfestival.de/
This: summerjam.de/
This: www.midwestmusicfestival.de/

I plan to broaden my horizons and enrich myself culturally by getting massively wasted and doing the running man to loud techno music while wearing one of those hard hats that supports the carrying of two beer cans which can be drunk through a straw. There isn't enough of this going on these days.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:12, Reply)

If there's a Hawkfest I'll go to that, but it's not looking good according to the Hawkwind forum.
Other than that, nah, bollocks to it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Miserable old git.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Yes?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Erm, I've forgotten.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 17:21, Reply)

How's tricks Monty?
I showed my old drum tutor the Stevie Wonder clips and he thought they were ace.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Hello old boy.
Glad you both likes 'em. Man of many talents, old Wonder, eh?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:21, Reply)

Answering the telephone isn't one of them.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 17:22, Reply)

There is a fake twitter account for him
which is just posts like this @StivieWonder fgklslfhalsdhjlkfhsdhdsfkfs #Ray Charles. Fucking genius!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:24, Reply)

I might go to Lovebox and get wasted in te sunshine
then on my way home I'll take a dump through Monty's letterbox
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:16, Reply)

I shot a man in Reno
just to watch him die.

Alt: InFest as usual. Only Labs will know what this is. The rest of you will not give a shit.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Industrial techo bollocks for benders

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:18, Reply)

No
Industrial techNo bollocks for benders
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:18, Reply)

how do you teabag each other with no bollocks?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:19, Reply)

That pile of shit has been posted about enough on here for everyone to know what it is, that being a pile of shit

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:19, Reply)

and it's in Bradford.
I think.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:19, Reply)

I was trying to be kind to Bradford

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:20, Reply)

or Huddersfield ?
Somewhere shit anyway
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:20, Reply)

I feel like I've been to every single one and went to school with the fucking organisers.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:22, Reply)

It's like CombiChrist.
I feel like I know all their tunes and have seen them 50 times.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:23, Reply)

I looked them up on utoob with morbid curiousness, they're shitter than even I thought possible

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:25, Reply)

I had a similar experience

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:26, Reply)

*Survivor club fives*

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:27, Reply)

*stumps*
I chewed my hands off in frustration when listening to them
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:28, Reply)

I don't dare.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:38, Reply)

i don't think i could stop crying for a week if i ran over a cat (and i never cry at anything normally)
i was soft enough with the squirrel i hit at 17, and still feel bad about that. some hardass lawyer i am.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:20, Reply)

The last fucking cat I hit
damn near took the front lip spoiler off my S2000 and had the temerity to survive the experience. This is when I discovered that cat owners aren't legally responsible for their animals being retarded with regards to roads.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:29, Reply)

My mate's brother
has written off two cars in 20 years; both times he hit a badger on the A1.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Not the same badger, I hasten to add, nor a badger of mighty or grammar proportions.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 17:33, Reply)

haha. Of course.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Also, I bet his insurance company are really suspicious now
especially when he asks for "third party fire, theft and badger" cover.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:36, Reply)

if it was the same badger
that's one fucking hard badger.

Mate of mine hit a deer in the New Forest doing about 95 .. sorry, dead on 60, officer ... on a Fireblade. Against all odds he survived and even kept the bike upright, if not intact. That's some luck. Or skill.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:34, Reply)

I have heard that insurance companies will not pay out
for deer collisions in Scotland on a account of it being a pretty regular occurrence.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 17:36, Reply)

They'd have to small print it in the T&Cs
but it wouldn't surprise me.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:39, Reply)

A friend of my Mum
told me this, and she lives up on the Inverness coast. Happened to her son, I think.

Similarly I had a job getting home contents insurance a few years back because I lived above a baker's shop and was therefore an increased fire risk...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 17:56, Reply)

I might go to Todfest, I kid you not.
Crap bands playing in the park opposite my house.................all day.
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girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:24, Reply)

You should stay in and complain about the noise to anyone who will listen.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:51, Reply)

I@M GOING TO THE MASSIVE FORDHAM FESTIVAL
FUCK THE LOT OF YOU HOOD BUTTERS GONNA BE THERE

and piston
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:26, Reply)

...

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:27, Reply)

YEAH THATS RIGHT BLUE HAZE AND THEIR MAD WICKED PINK FLOYD COVERS WILL BE TEARING THE FUCKING PLACE UP

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:28, Reply)

*Books tickets to Combi Christ instead*

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Pee Oh Tee Dee.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:36, Reply)

OH MAN YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING ME??????!!!!!

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:36, Reply)

*Chokes back tears*
www.fordhammusicfest.org/
GUTTED
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:40, Reply)

' Hi fans,
I'm afraid we're going to have to cancel because we've sold TOO MANY TICKETS, and it's a free festival from now on. Watch out for the brown acid. Ladies and gentlemen, the Jimi Hendrix Experience'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:42, Reply)

My festival summers just gone up in smoke man :(((

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Hopefully the lyrics of CombiChrist will get you through the bad times.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:47, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Stuck in a hole, enslaved by emptiness
Fist clenched tight, though I'm not alone
They're always here, controlling my thoughts
Every sense, every sound, every image, abstract
They're all around, watching me die
Free will, obsolete, intention unknown
This is the day, the day I'll try
'Cause this is the day, the day I die
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:49, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Oh this just gets better

Don't tell me how to talk or way to live my life
Fuck That Shit, Fuck That Shit
Every time I'm right a little part of you die
Fuck That Shit, Fuck That Shit
Should I *** *** before I'm crossing line
Fuck That Shit, Fuck That Shit
It was made for those who can't think for themselfs
Fuck That Shit, Fuck That Shit
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:51, Reply)

That's beautiful.
It speaks to me on so many levels, man.

*sniffs*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 17:57, Reply)

Oh, for fuck's sake.

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Kroney, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Fuck That Shit, Fuck That Shit.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:51, Reply)

It's not a patch on the earthy humour of Ian Dury's lyrics,
I'll tell you that for free.
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Kroney, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:52, Reply)

^this

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girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Hahahah where is CaveDuck (RIP niggah) these days?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:53, Reply)

I imagine he's somewhere near his turntable.
Glass of cognac in hand, chortling heartily to his "Best of the Blockheads" album.
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Kroney, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:55, Reply)

he and I got off to a poor start
but he was an amusing chap.

"a tear shed for those lost"
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:22, Reply)

I'd drive half-way across the country and then back again to lap that shit up

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:51, Reply)

Don't tell me how to talk or way to live my life, please Rory.
Thanks.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Tryin to help a brother out here

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:53, Reply)

I've found Darth's favourite. It really speaks to his soul.
You will enjoy the abuse
'Cause you've got nothing to lose
I swear I'll fist fuck your brain
Until I'm smiling again

(Everybody hates you)

Enjoy the abuse x4
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:56, Reply)

christ

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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:28, Reply)

wtf is this shit?

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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:33, Reply)

I MEAN, PINK FLOYD ARE FUCKING AMAZING,
BUT 'THE HAZE' ACHIEVE THE IMPOSSIBLE WHICH IS TO MAKE 'THE FLOYD' LOOK LIKE TEDIOUS, POMPOUS, INTROSPECTIVE WANKSTAINS!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:40, Reply)

I hear there's standing room only.

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girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:28, Reply)

When did you become such a bitch ??

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:29, Reply)

About quarter past three.

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girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 17:31, Reply)

At 17:28 apparently.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Where did everyone go?

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:08, Reply)

B3ta appeared to be borked for a bit.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 18:09, Reply)

Did you get your menthol tips DG?

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:13, Reply)

No, not yet.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 18:14, Reply)

See if you can get this weeks pocket money a bit early, then get yourself to the shops!

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:15, Reply)

Truth be told, I'd forgotten all about it.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 18:16, Reply)

I think they sensed I'd logged on
how's you?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:10, Reply)

I'm alright.
I'm considering getting monumentally drunk this evening.

How was 'play ground patrol' - did you get a wet break?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:12, Reply)

hehe
I dealt with stuff, it was OK, even got to geek-out about internet and new media with another lecturer. So I think I just survived
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:14, Reply)

Yay! Go Captain.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:16, Reply)

I just got to do some ass kicking when I get back to
work tomorrow. Which everyone will ignore :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:19, Reply)

Kick Ass 2: Crunchy Fights Back.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:22, Reply)

I ran over a puppy a few years ago.
But I kill bugs all of the time.

alt: not me!
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:16, Reply)

My friend ran over a badger
his car came off pretty badly in that one, although the badger probably hurt more.

Not sure I've ever run something over, I've swerved to avoid squirrels, and i've missed them all so far
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:22, Reply)

See above.
Badgers can do real damage to cars, as my mate's brother can testify.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 16 May 2011, 18:25, Reply)

I've hit 2 cats as well. One survived.
The other, however... *sigh*

My cousin hit a kid one time. She was driving down Main Street and the kids friend pushed him and he tripped into oncoming traffic. Thankfully the speed limit is only 20, and he rolled onto her hood. He was fine.
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:26, Reply)

I haven't hit anything in my car
some deer ran into my mum's car once. Then mysteriously vanished immediately after impact.

A sheep once jumped onto the front of my brother's Beetle. Hurt the car. Hurt the sheep more. Farmer tried to claim compensation from my brother.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:25, Reply)

fuck the kitten is plotting revenge.
mindcrap.com/index/video/cats-in-tanks

sfw - volume, nsfw - with sound
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 May 2011, 18:26, Reply)

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