Where the fuck is everyone this afternoon?
Are they all 'working' or something?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:03, 8 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

We're all on the pier at Weston.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:04, Reply)

I'm working...trying to get my head around some analysis
I think I need MOAR tea...there is alos cayke I'm trying to avoid.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)

I have been working but I'm finished.
Just mucking about on t'internet at the moment.
( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)

I'm "working"

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Working out why your cousin got nonced up by your boss, not you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)

I know why she was getting nonced up, she's well fit innit
but neither of us want to be nonced up by him
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Who would you like to be nonced by?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Dappy!

( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)

haha

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)

someone that doesn't make me gag when I think about them

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Oh
*puts away noncing outfit*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)

haha shut up

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:29, Reply)

I'm back from my enforced work-doing hiatus
Rejoice, good folk of B3ta
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Hi DF, where have you been?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Been away on a dancing weekend, darling
James Jordan picked me out of a group of about a hundred people (mostly OAPs, admittedly) to demonstrate how to do the arms on a New York and later kissed me on the cheek. Also met his wife Ola, who is absurdly fit, and Darren Bennett and Lilia Kopylova who are both lovely, short and orange.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Are you bragging, on here, that you were kissed by a man?
You have the skin of a rhino, a fabulous rhino
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Wasn't my fault, right
When we met them I shook his hand and then Ola's, and they both gave Ms Foxtrot a kiss on each cheek. In all fairness, this just proves they have taste, but obviously I was like "where's mine?" and James kissed me on the cheek. Which is not what I was after but sufficient to sustain the gay jibes a little while longer.

You're welcome.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:20, Reply)

A man who wears sequins for a living
made gay jibes at you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Nope
But you lot will.

James Jordan is actually bloody funny in real life, I was most impressed by how comfortably he held court in the workshop and doing Q&A's between dances when they did their demonstration. He was smart enough to poke fun at the manliness of wearing tight trousers and sequins for a living.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:27, Reply)

I'm shocked.
Really shocked, that you would think we might be that crass and shallow.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I apologise
I was of course referring to the small group of B3tans who are known to mock me for their warped perception of my sexuality.

I call this group "B3tans"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Well, you would
you massive bender.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)

You wouldn't be casting aspersions on us lot now, would you?
How very gay of you.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)

B3th's version was better

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Comparing b3tans is the sure sign of quendom as well, so Monty says anyways.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)

If Monty says so
it is almost certainly bollocks.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Probably.
What can you say about a man who hates Top Gear and Pink Floyd?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)

That he is WRONG

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)

^This

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)

But aren't Top Gear and Pink Floyd really boring?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)

No.
Now apologise or GTFO!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Correct me if I'm wrong
but isn't Top Gear just a load of middle-aged Tories talking about cars?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:57, Reply)

pretty much
but they are sometimes funny while doing it. Watching it is not something that I am proud of.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)

I don't know about Pink Floyd
but Top Gear is fab.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)

The Pink Floyd's first album is fantastic
The rest, not so good.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:58, Reply)

*rejoices*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:13, Reply)

*praises Jebus*

( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)

likkle baby jebus?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)

That's the one.
I'd tickle his little belly till he burped up a rainbow.
( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I am
just popped on to stop my head exploding.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)

That would have smarted for sure.

( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Scannerslols

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I went out for thai for lunch.
It was really really disapointing, I ate just enough so nobody knew how shit I thought what I ate was. It was basicly raw vegtables and a few prawns in a really runny sweet'n'sour sauce with some rice. And mine came 15 minutes after everyone else.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)

If only you'd had your bottle of sauce with you...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)

It would have helped.
There is a new sushi joint, I found a panflit for the place in the work corridor, that I think I'm going to try out tonight on account of me having an amazing day in a Getting Stuff Sorted kind of way.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:27, Reply)

I'm upset & angry, whilst also very busy
Sorry!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:27, Reply)

What's up fella?
EDIT: apologies, just been clued in, really sorry mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)