No I haven't
I'm just not in the mood, I feel like hell
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:37, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Alright fella?
If it helps, you can laugh at Sunderland's new star players?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:38, Reply)

I assume you mean the Man U rejects
Wickham and Westwood will prove good signings I reckon though. You alright today mate?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Aye, not too bad thanks, had to delay the trip to tonight though

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Sonisphere was good I take it?
A mate of mine texted me from there in an attempt to make me jealous, which would have worked had he not cited Biffy Clyro.

Hope tonight goes alright mate. You know where I am
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Aye, absolutely superb
Biffy were excellent, but I didn't enjoy them, due to being piss wet through, and cold.

I stuck a full review online - justpaste.it/Sonisphere2011AA - it's worth a read if you've got a few mins
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Is it going to fill me with bitterness and resentment?
Cos I think I have enough of that to be going on with
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Not too much, there's a fair few injuries to me in there

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Oh I'll fire it up right now then
;-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:08, Reply)

I think Sunderland have bought well!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:45, Reply)

They've bought ridiculously well.
All the players they've brought in cost the same as Henderson. Wes Brown is a fantastic and stupidly underrated defender.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:50, Reply)

I think that there is still £7m to spend to break even from Bent and Henderson
i.e. we are in profit!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:54, Reply)

The benefits of getting other teams to pay Young English Player Tax
£20m for Jordan Henderson. I bet Niall Quinn's still pissing himself over that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Just please let us have Malbranque back.
I can't put into words how much I love the man.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:03, Reply)

He is available

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Better than Forest thus far
You still need a really top-notch striker though. Same as us then.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Would that be because you kicked off in flamboyant citrus style
at someone whom really didn't deserve it?

That'd make me feel pretty crappy, too.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:41, Reply)

I really don't see how this concerns you
I feel like hell because of the Labyrinthitis, as you asked.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Labryinthitis?
You danced the magic dance?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:44, Reply)

His trousers were too tight
and they've knackered his knackers. Common complaint amongst the good with colours crowd.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:45, Reply)

And now I have "dance magic dance" going around and around my head.
My brain has become at least 30% gayer thanks to you, Luggage.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Bwahahaha...
And for your next track...

Ooh eee ooh ah ah ting tang wallah wallah bing bang
Ooh eee ooh ah ah ting tang wallah wallah bing bang
Ooh eee ooh ah ah ting tang wallah wallah bing bang
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Hahahah you cunt, Luggers

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Di di dadada

( Peej, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I don't know what's more annoying
That the song is now in my head or that I got it from that reference in the first place
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Oh, you twat.

( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:57, Reply)

And next up in your "Oh God, get out of my head you cunt of a song playlist", we have...
Boom boom boom boom! I want you in my room!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Yo back up now and give a brother room
The fuse is lit and I'm about to go boom,
Mercy, mercy, mercy me
My life is a cage but on stage I'm free
Hiked up, psyched up, ready for wilin'
Standing in a crowd of girls like an island
I see the one I want and say "come here, cutie"
I flip her around and then I WORK THAT BOOTY

You're welcome
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Work the body, work work the body
Slow down girl, you're 'bout to hurt somebody
Oh and yo let's get just one thing clear
There's only one reason why I came here

You really done want me to tig-a-tig-a-tig-a tell ya wassup (go)
You really done want me to tig-a-tig-a-tig-a tell ya wassup (go)
You really done want me to tig-a-tig-a-tig-a tell ya wassup (go)
I came here tonight to hear the crowd go

Boom! shake-shake-shake the room
Boom! shake-shake-shake the room
Boom! shake-shake-shake the room
Tick-tick-tick-tick Boom!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:25, Reply)

You so looked that up

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Nope.
Typed (worryingly) from memory.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Even the "tig-a" bits?
I stopped when I did because I didn't feel able to transcribe that!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Ok, well I clarified those bits
But the rest, from memory. If I can find a way of using this power for good...

I could be...

MEMORY MAN!!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:54, Reply)

or Bert.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:56, Reply)

You can use this skill for financial gain, you know
There's this quiz show called "The Weakest Link", right...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:01, Reply)

I cannot use my powers for personal gain.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Good
Stay off my turf
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Yeah
Apparently messing with the power of voodoo (who do?) causes you to grow a massive blonde mullet and recruit an army of unconvincing goblins. And be really fucking dizzy all the time.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Hahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:50, Reply)

The worst kind of 'goblins'

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:50, Reply)

If indeed they are goblins

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Public domain, old boy
yell in public and everyone looks around.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:44, Reply)

The turd-freezer has a point Darth.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Granted
Am snappy and irritable at the moment and have apologised to K. However I've had quite enough of reading other people's opinions about me and my better half this morning, so am politely asking you not to.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Actually, I think your other half is quite fit, if that helps.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Cheers
That's something else we agree on
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:02, Reply)

I saw some pretty boy celebrity on the front page of some film magazine yesterday
and thought he looked a lot like you.

I mean it as a compliment though. Oh and it wasn't GT.
( Peej, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Haha, cheers mate
Anyone I'd have heard of?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Probably
I just have no idea who it was and I wasn't going to pick up a magazine in Tesco to find out, I had steaks to buy!
( Peej, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:01, Reply)

There's not much arguing with that

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Fair enough.
I'm not really having a go at you, Darth. And I wasn't about to start on your missus, neither.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:53, Reply)

That is a whole different argument!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Note to all concerned
I am not saying I would start on her because she looks 12. I am not FreeFair.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Apologies for snapping at you sir
Am doing it a lot lately, and not just online
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:56, Reply)

You're pregnant.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:58, Reply)

That would explain a lot
It also means I can give up this preposterous "jogging" malarky in an attempt to shift my gut
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:07, Reply)

If it helps at all, I would still totally do your misses. Like, whatever she wanted, she could sit on the tumble dryer while I get my spin-cycle on if she wants.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:12, Reply)

That's the second girl I've seen you make that offer to in two days, Gonz.
You're such a philanthropist. Have you considered working for a charity?
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:17, Reply)

I'm not sure what a Philanthropist is, isn't that what Russ From Friends was? Like, someone who studies dinosaurs?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:19, Reply)

No, that's a paeleontologist.
I didn't mean philatelist either, that's stamps.

A philanthropist is someone who gives and gives and gives, Gonz.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Dictionary corner
Origin: mid 18th century: from Greek philanthrôpos, from philein 'to love' + anthrôpos 'human being'
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I'm such a hero, in that respect.
I'm supprised more people don't worship the ground I walk on.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I was just going to say that!
Gonz, you made that same offer to me!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:23, Reply)

It's an open invitation, but to make you feel special, I mean it even more for you than anyone else.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:31, Reply)

That hardly chimes with your comments about her in the last thread

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Chill out, I don't even know her, I haven't seen a picture of her in yonks and aside being blond, I can't remember what she looks like.
I think this is the case for everyone. If you keep on and on about how you're punching above your own weight, then as much as you think it's deprimental to you; it is to her too. Like she has no self-worth and will settle for just anyone. Plus this is b3ta, sure, you'll get some sympathy, but you'll get people taking the piss too. You're the one who has to see her every day or whatever, and you're the one who's happy with that, so it doesn't matter what anyone else says.

Thank you very much from me and the crew, a big thank you to the audiance and the wonderful people at home, and a big thank you to you. I'm Pauly Pops and this is all we have time for today, see you tomorow for more Pauly Pops.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Damn it, my right testicle is hurting again.
I really wish it would stop doing that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Didn't this all kick off between you and kristine when you were calling me ugly online,
now you're getting upset about other people making judgments about people online?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:40, Reply)

I think you're quite average looking, I don't know why so many people find you so ugly.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:43, Reply)

ha ha ha
best compliment ever.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:44, Reply)

You make a good point in essence, but there's a difference
My girlfriend isn't around to defend herself, and as K correctly pointed out, my opinion of you is coloured by the fact that I hate you. I did overreact and have apologised to K accordingly, however.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:45, Reply)

When a film comes out and all the reviews go on about how amazing it is and all your friends tell you that you've absolutely got to see it
and Empire gives it twenty stars or whatever, it's inevitable that when you go and see the film, it's been built up so much it's only going to disappoint. That's what you're doing every time you tell someone how hot your girlfriend is.

And I really think we should stop calling each other ugly on here. There are so many personality flaws we can have fun with, why fixate on physical looks?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Shut it, Scarface

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:09, Reply)