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It's my Uncle Bobs birthday today.I was listening to Radio 4 on my way back to the office earlier and they were talking about people who played the piano. I laughed out loud twice because the presenter used the word "Pianist", which to my immature lugholes sounded far too much like "Penis" to resist a good chuckle.
I also went to the Butchers and ordered the supplies for my totally superb BBQ which is going to be great.
Do you know anyone who's birthday it is? Have you sniggered at anything today? Or indeed, have you ordered anything recently? Share you tales for the delight of others.
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genie gives wishmishears the wisher
gives him a 12" pianist
man in bar asks about the 12" pianist
wisher explains
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:54,
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Pretty much that but doesn't the bar man make a wish that goes hilariously wrong as well.(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:56, Reply)
Hulk Hogan, that's about it really.Not really, been quite a dull morning.
The last thing I ordered was a pizza last night. Whilst it was very nice, my breath honked afterwards, not good at all.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:54,
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As I left for work this morningI passed a guy who'd spun his car in the pissing rain on the road round the corner from mine. Wide residential road, no real drama, low speed impact, shouldn't really be a problem. Except of all the cars parked either side of the road available for him to bollocks it up into, he'd managed to hit my neighbour's 2 month old Ferrari California.
Oh, I didn't just snigger, I roffled. Also, amazing how many police show up to "supervise" when someone crashed into a £200K car. The poor guy who'd spun was white as a sheet.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:55,
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Oh well, that's what insurance is for.Also, your neighbour is clearly a cock for owning a Ferrari and not having a garage.
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Yesbut your insurance premium increases in relation to the cost of your claim as well as the number of claims. So one pranging of a Ferrari might mean you can never afford insurance again..
He might well be but there are very few garages near central edinburgh.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:00,
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I dislike the Californiait's a girls car
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:57,
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he's a 6' 4" Sikh built like a brick shitehouseyou tell him.
He's also got a white BMW X6-M with white leather so you may be right.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:58,
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not many buildings with garages in Edinburgh centre.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:00,
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You can tell him.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:04,
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nah, he just can't get his corpulent backside into bucket seats.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:06,
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Is he a drug dealer?due to his cars not his race you massive racists
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:00,
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Nope, built up a small number of shops then property I think(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:01,
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I blame him for me rioting, him being rich and cutting things and shit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:02,
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it is also terribly uglyI saw a black 458 yesterday, it looks better irl than in pictures
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:59,
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I like the 458I'd rather have a lamborghini though
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:05,
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I'd still rather have a TVR Tuscan 1 than either.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:05,
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I really strongly dislike the looks of TVRsand they work even less of the time than Alfas
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:06,
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It'll break down on you, smell of glue and be uglyhowever i alway liked their interiors
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:06,
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Gallardo, Aventador or my preference Reventon?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:07,
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I like the Gallardobut the Reventon does look absurd, which is what they are all about
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:09,
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It's Hulk Hogan's birthday todayHe's 58.
*rips off sleeveless t-shirt, poses, ducks cacophany of technicolour yawns*
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it was my birthday on tuesdayI have sniggered at nothing
I've (been) ordered two tickets to see Monster Magnet in London in November.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:58,
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it wasand thank you
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:04,
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I can't tell if you mean thisbut I'm going to assume you do. They are playing the whole of Dopes to Infinity which will be outstanding.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:23,
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I certainly do mean it. I would have gone last time had it not been the night before Motorhead.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:29,
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good manyou should go on the 25th of November. You'll get to meet me and my lovely wife.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:40,
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It's my friend Penny's birthday tomorrow, we're going to a Roller Derby the next night to celebrate.No. The last thing I ordered was a copy of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Dreadfully Ever After. It was fantastic. 10/10 would read again.
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I've ordered some new boots.I'm sitting here waiting for them to turn up. They'd better fit or else I will be very upset......online.
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girlinthehole, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:59,
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Will you stalk around your house wearing your new boots and nothing else?(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:59, Reply)
Hell yeah!But I'm at work at the moment so it will have to wait for later.
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girlinthehole, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:01,
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I'll send you a photo if I remember.And my fridge is built in so you wouldn't actually be able to see anything.
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girlinthehole, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:04,
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She's a vegetarian, you oaf(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:49,
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But she sometimes likes to hide in it(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:08,
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Ahh, good goodThe chinese style pork I got a while back was fantastic.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:10,
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Ingredients for a Bacon ExplosionIngredients for chicken based version of bacon explosion.
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I ordered a cup holder for my pramROCK AND/OR ROLL!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:01,
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Now that is a shameI haven't told many people about my B3tans Projected IQ Database, but with that singular TV reference you just went straight to the bottom.
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Whatever gives you that idea?I think it's HILARIOUS. There is nothing funnier than a succession of thinly-drawn characters trying to eke humour from singularly unfunny scripting. There are points at which you can look deep into Dawn French's eyes and see suicide.
And cake.
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I don't mind it. It is unapologetic in it's style and delivery, it's not trying to be overly clever or satirical(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:15,
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I tend to be confused by popular American comediesOn the one hand, America has given us the holy trinity of Frasier, The Simpsons and Arrested Development.
On the other, Seinfeld. What the fuck?
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This confirms that you are a massive cun t*plays slap bass*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:38,
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But it's not funnyAs far as I can see it appears to be a series about a man with a horse's face improbably bedding a succession of women despite none of them being as deformed as he is, and hanging out with a LOLWAKI mental patient and the most annoying fat bald man in the history of fat bald men. And Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
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The Simpsons ran out of steam a long time ago(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:39,
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Oh, no doubtBut the first eleven or twelve series are excellent. Which is not a bad achievement, when you think about it.
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whereas I respect others rights to enjoy what they enjoy, I cannot believe that the simpsons have carried on as long as they haveplus, isn't frasier just the same as seinfeld?
I don't watch regular sitcoms. Never have. Probably never will.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:46,
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Frasier and Seinfeld could hardly be more differentFrasier is enormously clever and witty
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I didn't watch either of them. But I'm sure some would argue the same about Seinfeld.Still, who cares when you've now got Wilfred to watch.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:55,
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I quite liked itbut I am easily amused and I like Dawn French.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:34,
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So am I, and so do Ibut you can't polish a turd. Even when it comes in paper form with writing on it.
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you can polish a turd if you freeze it firstask Kroney
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:43,
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I took home an Iranian childin an act of generosity. Gave them the finest schools, clothes and an excellent makeover. Sadly they rejected all this and chose to go home. Goes to show you can't polish a Kurd
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:10,
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It's also Enid Blyton's birthdayShe's 114. I like to think that if she was alive today she'd write about a group of crime-fighting internet scamps who solve mysteries whilst eating croissants, taking enormous amounts of drugs, arguing constantly amongst themselves and fucking dogs.
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Haha!The Scurrilous Twelve
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:11,
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Simply Spiffing!Rory can be the dog and we can all have lashings of Massive Druggs whenever we solve anything.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:38,
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Have you found out who the elephant man was yet?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:51,
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Lolroffles your mum obviously(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:51,
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You know this BBQ thing you got going on sunday, I was wondering, do you think it's worth me bringing a condom?I don't know, I've never been to one of your BBQs before, but I figure it can't do any harm.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:11,
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Would it be cool if I bring something? I made violet ice cream, I could make more and bring some of that.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:12,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAFunnily enough I've been doing the exact opposite
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:19,
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I'll be perfectly honest with you GonzEven if you did get lucky, there is no way I'm going to let you use my spare room.
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Don't think of it as me getting lucky, think of it as someone else getting unlucky.... if that helps.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:28,
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True story time here folx.When I was about 18 I won about 250 condoms from a website. I didn't use a single one for a sexual perpous, but I did inflate them all (they're MASSIVE) and get people who come over to draw themselves on the condom. I had a wall that was filled to the brim with the blown up condom people. In retrospect, it's a bit sad.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:29,
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isn't there an alley near by or something? help a brother out
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:30,
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He could use my front gardenIf he moves the bins and recycling boxes he'll be a bit hidden from the road.
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What's the point if there's no proof? Generally I like to do it between a bit of linan so I can show the rabbi as a bit of proof on my wedding night.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:38,
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I ordere a TV antenna, as I am joining the ranks of people who watch broadcast TV tonight.I sniggered at stuff on Never Mind the Buzzcocks last nigh, mostly that Irish bloke pretending to be Shakira and I have no idea about birthdays.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:27,
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was it David Doherty?He is very funny and looks just like my mate Jenks.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:28,
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I think that was the chap, fuzzy looking hair, quite low key.Edit: Google says it was David O'Doherty
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:40,
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My cousin Laura is a birthday girl but don't you share your birthday with about 10 million others?I've ordered loads, train tickets, longleat tickets, dvds from play and a new box of yo yo strings.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:27,
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This sounds like the begining of a C-Razy adventure(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:28,
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I might order some escorts too to come along for the ride.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:29,
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Somebody on my facebookthat I know vaguely from Usenet back at the turn of the century. I'm now awkwardly wondering whether to post happy birthday on his wall or not.
Orders: this very day I received my Amazon order, consisting of a 3 tier spice rack, an over-the-door coat hook rack, and a Samsung Galaxy S II space communicator thingy.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:30,
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I've sniggered at your piteous wrestling with apostrophe conventions.I've ordered the single of 'I Want Candy' by the Strangeloves.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:33,
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Much as I love vinyl I cannot conceive of trying to collect all that stuff on 7" - too many, too expensive. I'll make do with my Nuggets boxed sets thankyouverymuch.
Is it an original or a reissue?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:55,
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It's a reissue. It's only about a fiver. (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:55,
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Fair enough, but even so...There are about 120-odd tracks on the CD boxed set. There'd better be some bloody good b-sides for that amount of money.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:04,
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It's a great box set, it really is.The 'Back From The Grave' LP series is excellent, too - more raw and punkish, the selections are superb. I have a Pebbles vinyl box set too - that's also great.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:07,
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I have a few of the individual Pebbles onesVol 3 in particular is excellent. Sadly the vinyl box set reissue came out when I had no money.
I'm a big fan of the Rubble series too, if you like your Brit Freakbeat etc.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:10,
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That I do.I have a good selection of freakbeat 45s, all the 'classics'.
You should come to my bash, I think you might enjoy it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:14,
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Ta. I should think that I would enjoy itBut isn't it dangerous meeting strangers off of the internet?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:19,
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LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Are you singing your name?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:07,
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Yes.And being old, I shall probably never need to order a new pair.
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girlinthehole, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:44,
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I want some brown US para boots like I used to have.The internet is not my friend.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:46,
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I used to wear para boots when I was a poor student.Now I am a rich career woman I bought Docs.
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girlinthehole, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:47,
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I still wear Para boots, in fact I'm wearing them now.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:53,
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I don't like the black ones as much, though, contrary tosser that I am.Shame as they are available everywhere. They're German, I believe. Brown ones are US.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:57,
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German Kit is the best.Or at least it's what I like, not dead fond of US kit, but this may also have to do with availability.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:00,
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WOOHOO!Plus, our feet won't grow any more \o/
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:46,
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Hello my lovely xxx(
Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:50,
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Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!I've got Elbows!
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:51,
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Nobody loves me and I don't care.*pouts*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:01,
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There there....*pats CQ's head*
You'll get to meet Burt too \o/
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:05,
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*sniffs*It's fine, I was just trying to join it the girlishness, but I understand, I'm not a Girl, am I? The hairy legs give it away. *sadface*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:09,
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Blousie and I aren't really girlie though,I have a 'tache and everything ;o)
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:12,
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Really?Is it as luxuriant as Blousie's beard?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:13,
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I said it was luxuriant, what more do you want?(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:15,
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I don't think I'm talking to you.*sads*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:14,
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Now now,We can easily settle this over candy floss and ice cream at Galtres :)
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:18,
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I'm wondering if I should set up an arm wrestling tent.'Come and arm wrestle the beautiful bearded lady' etc
Edit - plus I've been perusing the drinks available. I think I may die of cider poisoning.
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girlinthehole, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:20,
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I didn't dare suggest arm wrestling!Yes, of course we must try them all :D
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:25,
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Will there be Beer?I like Cider but My limit is about 3 pints before I do a Witches of Eastwick, beer I can handle more of.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:30,
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I just did.I wish I had a higher alcamahol tolerance, I think I could be happly drunk all weekend and still not have tried half the beers or repeated myself. *happyface*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:35,
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Are they veggie ones?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:56,
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*trigger fingers*(
Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:12,
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They might nibble your toes(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:14,
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NoProbably, I'm always sniggering.
I was contemplating something last night as an anniversary present for the old man, but the shipping cost from America was the same as the cost of the item itself, so he can fuck off with that one.
I can't believe our first anniversary is a week today. Doesn't time fly when you're having fun?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:45,
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Do they not make titanium hips in the UK?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:45,
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Yup.Lived in (not much) sin for ten years beforehand though.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:48,
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lubeand a lot of booze
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:49,
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Hurr hurr.I think it was him retiring, and getting all his financial bits and pieces in order.
Just to make sure I wasn't some flighty gold-digger.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:52,
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well I thought it was very funny :-P(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:53,
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SHE TAKE MY MONEY WHEN I'M IN NEED(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:54,
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Did you ever here the version of this about George bush and New Orleans?I rather liked that.
Link if not: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZcscNJ2noY
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:58,
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I have been known to like the odd bit of hip and or hop.But don't tell Boyce, anything I like is no doubt bent.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:10,
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I'm rather a fan of the 'hippity hop' myself.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:19,
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I'm going to make an appointment right now for new specs and a hearing aid :)May also look at a new oven today. Rock 'n' roll!
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:49,
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*chest bumps**motorboats*
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:07,
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Oh man, I'm being put on methadone today =S(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:53,
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Well you shouldn't have taken all that Heroin(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:54,
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srzsly though, how does taht help your guts?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:55,
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It doesn't, he just forgets about it for a while(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:56,
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Whoop!*orders methodone to forget miserable life*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:56,
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Painkiller, lasts a lot longer than morphine.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:56,
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Why don't you just get a gut transplant?maybe from a cow, then you'd have 4 stomaches to deal with your food
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:58,
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It'll make him constipatedas do all opiates. I suppose that's a good thing if you've got some form of bowel based syndrome with an arsehole like a leaky tap?
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Medical terminology at its finest(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:11,
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Four years at Durham, I'll have you knowIt's clear my science-based education hasn't gone to waste.
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That is some dangerous stuff. (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:02,
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PussyIf Gonz can handle it, you can
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:02,
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It's considerably more harmful than heroin and more addictive too.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:04,
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I've just googled around, I don't think I want to go on it.You tried it? what's it like?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:05,
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some of the losers from my school OD'd on itone died, the other was in a coma for a while.
I assume you wouldn't OD, but still...
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:08,
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It's really fucking bad news.The idea of giving it to heroin addicts is insane - it's much worse than heroin, but hey! It's made by pharmaceutical companies rather than Afghan farmers so it's OK, apparently.
If they say you need it then you'd better do as they suggest, but I'd be very wary of taking it for more than a very short spell indeed.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:10,
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This is why I'm glad they went a different routein taking me off morphine
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:15,
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Fucking right.Proper life-sapping stuff.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:16,
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they'd be better off giving them a purer form of heroin than they can get from dealersrather than something cooked up in a lab.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:23,
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Effects-wise it's similar to heroin/any other heavy opiate type stuff.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:13,
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*in reply to both*I'll do what they say, but I'll try and talk them into delaying it for a few weeks as I just had my double-dose of inflixinab this week so my symptons should be greatly reduced.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:16,
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Ah you poor sod. Not fair, is it?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:18,
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It would make senseto see how the inflixinab works first - maybe taking such heavy pain killers would prevent you being able to tell how effective the new drug is? I'm keeping my chubby fingers firmly crossed for you x
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:23,
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This morning was already better than yesterday, only reason I'm not at work is because I shouldn't be out in public until my imume system restores properly.Yeah', for the sake of a week, if it stops me from turning into one of those people stood outside boots with a bag of stolen goods to get to cash converters, then, well, that'll be a good thing.
On reading up on it, they say it has no real effect so you take more and then in a few hours you stop breathing, which seems really bad.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:28,
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Take good care with it love!I do hope it works out for you.
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:48,
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I have ordered a "Rosie" Thomas the Tank Engine Take Along from eBay(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:55,
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I haven't sniggered at anythingexcept the hopefulness of my brother that signing me up to a gym will sort everything out. I've ordered some Chia seeds to help out with the diet as well.
Mmm BBQ. Is that for tomorrow?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:07,
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Indeed I haveThose delightful 02 people have given me my upgrade from my prehistoric Samsung D600 to a nice shiny Galaxy Ace WITH free xbox 360 kinect which I shall be selling immediately for as close to Argos price (£130) as I can get. This was an unexpected and very welcome surprise - being dole scum I am borassic and the cash will be very handy. And dear people, my delightful chap just delivered 4 sausage rolls which I have shared with the dog. A good day so far and about time too!
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I don't want to completely insult youbut the only way that couyld have sounded pikier is if you'd mentioned watching Jeremy Kyle.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:13,
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Or that the sausage roll came from greggs(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:14,
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how on earthis getting something free and being pleased about it considered pikie? and my chap would not set foot in Greggs so no worries on that score.....not at all insulted me dear. The point I was trying to make was that after months of shit and no job luck that it is nice to have something that can get a wee bit of cash in.
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