Long thread is long.
You've got £10k to spend on something nice, you're not allowed to pay off _any_ debts with it, what you don't spend gets given to a charity, one that you hate.

Alt: Lunch? Quwahsontz with this and ham and emmingtile cheese.

Alt2: Bank Holiday Weekend, OH BOY, what's your plans?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:28, 148 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Brand new car with extras to £9995
and £5 on air fresheners.

alt: A sandwich like always.

alt2: didn't moist gammon just ask this?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:32, Reply)

What about your insurance and all of that buisness? Are you just getting a car because the last thread was about cars and you're easerly subjectable?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Wiggy says we have to have £10k in the bank to emigrate
so I would do that.

I'm going to have chips with cheese and beans for lunch because there is nothing else in the house that's edible.

Jeez when did there start being 2 alt qs?! This bank holiday weekend I shall be on a canal boat (weather permitting) tomorrow, then on Sunday I'm going to a mate's party type thing in some grimey pub in the north. Further north than where I am now.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:33, Reply)

It depends on where you go, I reckon.
It wouldn't get you very far in some places, and it'll set you up for years in others.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:37, Reply)

We (well I) want to go down under (fnar fnar)

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Cor blimey ! *monical falls out*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:06, Reply)

I'd buy ten thousand spoons
when what I really need is a knife
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Isn't it typical, doncha think?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:37, Reply)

it's like meeting the man of my dreams, and then meeting his beautiful wife
Thank heavens the man from star trek invented that spoon with the jagged edge, otherwise we'd all be screwed
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Clothes and shoes probably
if I can't pay off debts.

Alt: Nothing, I feel ill, don't think I could keep food down
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Aw damn, I hope it's nothing too bad.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:37, Reply)

I hope not
I suspect I ate chicken that wasn't properly cooked yesterday.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:40, Reply)

I did that all the time when I lived on my own at 18
I reckon I've built up an immunity to it now
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:43, Reply)

I'm blaming my brother for it

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Food poisoning happens within a couple of hours
if you're only just feeling ill now, it's just an illness.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Well I feel rotten now
whatever the cause. I'm blaming you and swift passing of internet-aids
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:53, Reply)

i hate computer viruses

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:56, Reply)

I blame my wife
so you can blame her too.

Although I think she should blame my sister.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Blame Vipper the contagious cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Ahh, the trick to chicken is that if it juices out red when you stick a knife in the thickest part, then it isn't done.
But that doesn't help if you're eating something that uses partially cooked chicken, like kievs or whatever.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Thanks a lot! When do I get this money?
Alt: soup, St Agur and crackers

Alt2: Tonight I am seeing my daughter and having as early a night as is humanly possible.

Tomorrow morning we shall both go to my house, where my mother and her lezbie friend shall join us for luncheon and lolz. We shall drop off my daughter at her mother’s, and then we are going to Leighton House in Kensington, and from there to Tayyab’s or Needoo.

In the evening I shall chill at home, and on Sunday I shall be hanging around with my famous musician friends, smoking lobsters and sniffing Krug. Then I shall crap myself and die from bilharzia.

On Monday Lusty is back from Canada and I am very very pleased about that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:44, Reply)

You editter
I can't believe that was the last thing you thought of. She doesn't deserve you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Oh man, St Agur is a secret lust of mine, it's soo blue and creamy and lovely.
Sounds good to me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:09, Reply)

I've eaten a whole wedge.
I feel rather ill.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:00, Reply)

A car of some description.
Not a brand new one, but probably new-ish. Like a mk5 Golf, or an Alfa GT or something.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Nikon D3, some nice lenses
a darkroom, small studio and as many fun old cameras I could get my hands on and fit into the rest of 10k
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:49, Reply)

there's a theme, can you gues it?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Why would you need a darkroom?
why not just buy a nice digital camera and steal a copy of photoshop?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:53, Reply)

i have a D300 already and a legitimate copy of photoshop
but I bloody love darkroom work. I have a plan to set up a 'dead media project'-style thing one day when I'm rich. Darkroom printing, uploading obscure digital media formats, that kind of thing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:55, Reply)

My grandfather converted his downstairs bathroom to a darkroom
kept banging his knees on the pan.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:59, Reply)

i used to have one in the loft when I was about 16
I could hear bats in the eaves

Oh and I found out the other day that I am the 4th generation of my family that I know of to have had a darkroom
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Is he the one from Govan?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Re: Alt - I like the nod to MC5 on the mustard ad.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:50, Reply)

I really, really fucking love the MC5.
I’ve got a copy of the True Testimonial documentary, which was never released following rows about the soundtrack. It’s fucking brilliant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Don't know that one, will have to have a ferret around.
Didn't know much about MC5 but then one of the folks I used to jam with had a KOTJ-MF sticker on his Strat, so I had to find out what that was all about ...
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:03, Reply)

It's extremely hard to come by but well worth the effort.
They were a magnificent band.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:06, Reply)

I can probably get my pal to do you a copy actually.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Or he could download it here:
torrentz.eu/e143bac012af8cb354eb2418f1e386f75c878d42
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:11, Reply)

You should watch it Al, it's gra-ate.
Like the Empire Sta-ate. Something someting on your pla-ate.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Ooo, that'd be grand.
I'll swap you a jar of my chimichurri then. You might like it - ask Crow ...
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Deal.
I'm seeing the chap on Sunday actually. I'll email him and see if this can be done. He did me one for Tugnut so hopefully he'll do another.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:20, Reply)

I've only just figured out what Quwahsontz are

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:52, Reply)

it's the best spelling ever

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 12:56, Reply)

I think oboejeans is my favourite

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:01, Reply)

HAHAHAHA

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:12, Reply)

hah

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:10, Reply)

I'd buy monty and make him my bitch

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:00, Reply)

and what would you do with the other £9, 990?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:01, Reply)

ha!
he burned you Monty, he burned you
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:02, Reply)

heshe
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Cavy is a he-she?
Bit rude even for you, Nakers old fruit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:03, Reply)

He?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Oh Kitty! You don't remember me?
possibly because I was Crunchy when I last spoke to you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:03, Reply)

oh sorry Crunchy!
I was wondering who this Cavy fella was. My humble apologies!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:10, Reply)

ZING!
I'd need that for his upkeep most likely, MDs don't grow on trees you know
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:02, Reply)

I’m not for sale, you dismal shower of shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:02, Reply)

I'm buying you from one of your creditors who has repossed you due to a lack of other worthwhile goods in your flat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:03, Reply)

He would just do things like saying "Hey Monty, if you throw that pint glass at that wall, I'll give you £50"
and you'd do it.

Then he'd move on to things like, "Hey Monty, go and buy me a beer and I'll give you £30" and you'd do it.

And then it would be, "Hey Monty, I think we should all go back to yours and I think I'll sleep in your room and you can sleep on the sofa, but I'll give you £100" and you'd do it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:04, Reply)

And then it would be "Hey Monty, I think I'd like this record of yours, here's £100"
and then he'd just smash it in front of you and laugh.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:07, Reply)

I'd never let that arse-mechanic into my flat.
He'd probably give my sofa AIDS or something.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:10, Reply)

I doubt he's the worst thing that's been on your sofa.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:19, Reply)

No, that's Set Your Faces To Stunned.
By a country mile.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:21, Reply)

WOO HOO!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:24, Reply)

That's only because you've never actually been on my sofa.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:28, Reply)

boo hoo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:29, Reply)

GLESS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:32, Reply)

True story, when I was a kid, I used to say that if I won the lotto....
.... I'd do things like pay tramps £500 to strip down to their underwear and try and swim in a puddle in the rain.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Not that I'm calling monty a tramp or anything, he's still of a fixed abode while the banks send out those lovely letters with red writting on.
It's when the courts send them that you have to worry.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)

You know that Lucozade advert with the band on skateboards going down the hill
well my friend lives in a house on that hill which you can see as the guitarist goes past.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:03, Reply)

I hate that advert

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Your favourite advert is the Frosties 'they're gonna taste gra-ate' one.
You fancy the boy in it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:05, Reply)

He's dead now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:06, Reply)

You bummed him to death?
You cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Can I have your autograph?
It's not for me, it's for my sister.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:04, Reply)

I have never seen that advert

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Google "Lucozade advert buck rogers"

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:06, Reply)

is it really worth it?
I mean, googling an advert seems a bit like being capitalism's bitch
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Alright then, don't I don't care if you see my friends front door or not.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:09, Reply)

With that feeder song?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:09, Reply)

is that the one where they say "drink cider from a lemon"?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:44, Reply)

no silly
it's cider from a lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon lemon (repeat ad nauseum)
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:47, Reply)

I prefer stereophonics
"lie around all day, have a drink of cheese'
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:49, Reply)

wow, you must be really rich

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:35, Reply)

I hate the new haribo advert
IT'S FUCKING AWFUL
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Would spent at least £3k on clothes.
And then give away clothes that I'd no longer to wear to people who need them.

Then I'd book up going to Holland, Poland and Denmark because that's where Fulham are going in the Europa League. The rest I wouldn't pay off debts, but I'd just use it to live not extravagantly, but at a better standard than I am currently, til it runs out.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:08, Reply)

about a week, then?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:09, Reply)

i can tell you what i wouldn't buy
my friend just texted me a pic from his long weekend in berlin, saying: "only in berlin could you buy a gnome dildo". and it is in fact a buttplug shaped like a black rubber garden gnome. it is called "arse midget". who makes these things?? and when i squealed and showed my colleague, the dirty bitch zoomed in, and the box says: "with FREE dogtag" . er... why??

lunch - when it stops fucking chucking it down, i am going to head off to fleet street for some pasta and pesto.

bank holiday - i can't leave the feckin flat, have my masters deadline in TWO WEEKS. fuck.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:17, Reply)

So 3 days of this place then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I like this that I found in "Brighton (best place in the world ever thats outside the M25)"
a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/284677_10150718377210627_532685626_19796256_1372958_n.jpg
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:23, Reply)

My sister and her husband are major restaurant-goers.
They went all the way to Brighton from Winchester to dine at that soul food place that was on Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares. It was 'fucking shit' apparently.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:32, Reply)

I'm not even vaguely surprised

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Me neither - it looked shite on the programme.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Plus the restaurateur was 'coloured'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Why the big pause?
are you a polar bear...





kill me
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:43, Reply)

I would love to.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:44, Reply)

I'd buy 10 000 gif t vouchers for poundland..
And drop them over Tottenham from the sky. God knows they need a bit of cheering up. Although I guess they'd have to go to the next borough because they destroyed their poundland, but I still think it's a nice gesture.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:34, Reply)

I'd spend about £2k on clothes and shoes
buy some presents for people, maybe go on a weekend break somewhere...then I'd blow the remaining £5k-ish on a really good condition Mini.

Alt - I'm going to spend tonight, tomorrow and a bit of Sunday with family then the rest of it with tennis boy. I think we're going to Gaydon motor museum on Monday and then barbeque or something, weather permitting.
(berk, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Sorry, which motor museum?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:46, Reply)

this one.
(berk, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Fucking hell the people in that driving lesson banner ad are a right pair of uggoes.
They look inbred.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:54, Reply)

One of the best things about owning old cars
is getting to have a good nose around an autojumble.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Tee Hee Eee, gaydon.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Gaydon, gaydoff.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:07, Reply)

I hate all charities that don't benefit me.
I would spend it on a massive spa day and maybe a bit of schooling.

alt: about to make deer sausage and eggs. This may or may not be good.

alt alt: OH BOY OH GOSH OH GOLLY. Sunday is the bff's bridal shower. I will be the last single one of my mates. Other than the lesbians. They don't count.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Your biff is having a shower?
You do this so rarely that it's a noteworthy event?

Grim.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:58, Reply)

sometimes i wonder about you people

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 13:59, Reply)

I dreamt about lesbians last night
they might've been your friends
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:02, Reply)

could have been
they get around
if you know what I mean
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:03, Reply)

lesbians do count, I saw one!
She works in finance, as a bean counter
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:05, Reply)

they're not mythical creatures
no need to be so excited
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:09, Reply)

you missed a golden opportunity for a bean flicker joke there

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:14, Reply)

It's not funny when you make such a clumsy set up.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:16, Reply)

how the hell would you know?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:17, Reply)

WE KNOW FUNNY, MOTHER FUCKER

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:18, Reply)

THERE'S NO NEED TO SHOUT

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:20, Reply)

I can shout if I want to, blue namer.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:22, Reply)

it's no wonder the quality of posts around here is so poor
when you bully all the newcomers away with horrific insults like that
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:24, Reply)

you ain't seen nothin' yet

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:25, Reply)

I DISAGREE.
SHOUTING IS GOOD.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:22, Reply)

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:24, Reply)

PLENTY OF TOMATO SAUCE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I'd also get a pair of Prada creepers.
They're £800 but literally the coolest looking shoes on the planet.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:00, Reply)

are you a spice girl?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:02, Reply)

he truly is a strange beast

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Come on, these are mint
1.bp.blogspot.com/-GXerg_HEtnM/TW0J7fSYvLI/AAAAAAAAVpM/w3hSGchiIhY/s800/Prada_Mens_Brogues_SS2011.jpg
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:18, Reply)

those are bisexual shoes
they can't tell if they want to be sandals or dress shoes
make a fucking choice already
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:19, Reply)

They don't conform and don't wish to be labelled as one or the other.
They're ambiguous, refuse to be defined and you'd be the biggest baller in the world if you bowled around with them on your feet.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:26, Reply)

you won't see P Diddy wearing those shoes
he's probably the biggest baller
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Nice moon shoes, dude.

( Kroney, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Dude, they're a bit shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:24, Reply)

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
they look like something that should be on the bottom of a childrens TV puppet.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:37, Reply)

they are some shiny shoes with a slightly
over-large side bit. Is there £750 hidden in them? That would make them worth £800
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Those are without a shadow of a doubt, the fucking gayest shoes I've ever seen in my life
Yes, they do have a label. That label reads 'Bent'.

And those jeans that the model is wearing are clearly too small. Fuck's sake.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:45, Reply)

NEW VANS BABY YEAH

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Cooler than these?
oddculture.com/weird-stuff/long-mexican-pointy-boots-fad/

?? I don't think so.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:03, Reply)

people wear those on purpose?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:05, Reply)

I myself have six pairs in hot pink.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:06, Reply)

fuck off you don't and if you honestly do i'm coming round to beat the shit out of you

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Come round and beat the shit out of him Kris!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:12, Reply)

i ought to just for making such a hideous joke
what is wrong with people these days al? sigh
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I don't know K
I think all the mercury in the drinking water must have addled their brains.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Those are excellent

( Kroney, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:10, Reply)

They're fucking insane aren't they?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:24, Reply)

I just got in to work,
your tax money people your tax money.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:11, Reply)

you're probably of more benefit to us when you're not in work

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Those spreadsheets won't populate themselves

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:35, Reply)

They will with the macros I've written

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:38, Reply)

That intern won't rape herself

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 14:38, Reply)