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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Niiiice...*Channels the spirit of Chompy* uk.news.yahoo.com/abandoned-2-weeks-starving-dogs-indonesia-eat-owner-142541221.html
Tragedy, or just desserts for the dog-starving idiot?
Alt: what would you not eat, ever, no matter what?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:06,
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I don't think I could bring myself to eat tripe.Or pineapples. Well, I know I can't eat them because they make me puke. But the thought of tripe just makes me a bit... eeuurgh.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:13,
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If you're referring to mince meat as in what goes in Christmas mince piesthen I can't stand the stuff anyway.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:31,
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Serves him righta colleagues dog died earlier, I saw it 10 mins before it happened, looked so sad, clearly knew it was on its way out.
Alt: your mum on a Friday
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broadsword, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:12,
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You wouldn't want to anyway.She's been dead for 20 years; she may have ripened somewhat in that time.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:14,
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Ripened? I would imagine there is not that much of her left nowI hope this eases your grief a little.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:22,
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It's a big comfort, thanks.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:32,
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I hope they put the dogs down. Once they get a taste for human flesh a Swans wing can break your arm. Alt: Marzipan. I fucking hate marzipan.
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I find it way too sweet for my liking. If it tasted like onion bhaji it would be so much better.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:17,
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The aniseed family can fuck off. The fucking lot of them, Cunts.Ouzo? Poo-zo more like.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:22,
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You're thinking of Amaretto, I believe.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:25,
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I am, or he is?As marzipan is ground almonds...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:26,
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Confusingly placed reply is confusing.I see now.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:28,
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I don't think so...But it is fucking horrible nonetheless.
cf. Amaretti biscuits, Bakewell tarts, etc.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:26,
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All those nasty Greek/Turkish spirits give aniseed drinks a bad name.Ricard is full of win.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:24,
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I bloody love aniseed.And I love Ouzo, especially the No.12 stuff which is really quite smooth and not like the paint stripper you often get.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:25,
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Arak is wonderful.I took some to BGBs bash last year, twas entertaining.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:27,
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I believe I've had that.I think Aggers brought some to Blousie's bash last year. Or someone did.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:27,
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It's a fucking wonder I remember anything from those two days!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:29,
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Just desserts, the fucking idiot.Alt: Probably liver. I know that many have told me I will enjoy it, but I absolutely hate the flavour, blechh.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:17,
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It depends on how it's cooked, though.I used to hate it until I had some that was properly cooked and it was excellent. The taste is pretty strong, though.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:20,
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As I say, it wasn't just the texture that got meI've had it since, both fried, and in pate, and I just can't stand the stuff.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:22,
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I love a nice bit of pate, me.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:33,
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Foie gras is quite simply NOM.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:23,
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bird liver is different to mammal liver thoughor so it seems.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:41,
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Yeah, not keen on those either.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:20,
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Human faeces has been proven to be a nutritious snack for any survivalist.(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:24,
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Alright, Rory Mears.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:26,
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It could be a surprise menu item for masterchef, 3 mitchelin star stuff you'll agreeHow best to serve it and with what though...
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:28,
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WITH SPUNK FOR DESSERT HAHAHAHAHA(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:31,
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Where's Gonz when you need him, eh?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:29,
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I used to go to school with a Rory Mearstrufax
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:33,
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Yep, don't like those either.Then again, I'm not big on pretty much any fruit anyway. Hideous stuff.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:30,
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Something in watermelons makes my lips inflate and puff up It is very odd
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:35,
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hahahahahaha(this is a racist joke, right?)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:37,
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Alt: Ginger minge.Vipros has put me right off with his horridness.
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I only speak the truth(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:41,
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Happy candle day.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:44,
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holy shitI had no idea
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:48,
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That's because one of your pustules has exploded and filled your eye with a candle obliterating residue.I imagine.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:50,
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if they hadn't gone away a few days ago that might have been the case(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:06,
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Before Monty does: Andouillette. A 'sausage' - porcine low intestinal tract, stuffed with strips of lower porcine intestinal tract.Traditionally served with a strong mustard to mask (somewhat unsuccessfully) the bouquet, redolent, as it is, of a pigsty floor ten days after last cleaning.
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Pig ass with more pig assSounds nommy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:36,
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Bleaurgh,that abomination is a disgrace to the otherwise illustrious sausage family.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:37,
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I've said this beforebut my ex's cousin absolutely loves the stuff, the mad freak.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:44,
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They should be sectioned.It's like eating a poo - or, more accurately, like how I imagine eating a poo is.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:47,
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He doesn't eat itHe lies under the glass coffee table masturbating furiously while Lusty curls one out above him.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:54,
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I draw the line at genitals but that’s about it.Many of the fruits of the offal tree are great, and I have no problem at all with eating horse, cat, dog, rodent etc if it’s tasty. But cocks and bollocks…I don’t care how tasty they are I do not wish to eat them. I’m not keen to try pork scratchings with nipples on either, if I am honest. Tripe’s foul too.
So’s your face.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:46,
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How do you feel about them when they are ground up, as in sausages?It never used to bother me.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:53,
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If you say so, I always liked the cheap sausagesand assumed that pretty much any part of the pig would have been in then, especially the ones you cannot serve whole.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:55,
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I don't buy the cheap ones because they taste rough. If you moved to a decent area you would get a better class of sausage.
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My German mates laugh at what we call sausage and breadand having tried German sausage and bread I can see why.
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Peej, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:58,
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No, 50% of German is manThe other 50% is Ger.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:04,
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Is that the Jew half though?If so you're not a REAL German.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:05,
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Phew.We can still be pals then.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:11,
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German bread is fucking awful.It's down to Hitler. Wrong about bread, wrong about the Jews. so often the case.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:06,
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Rye bread is lovely. Jews are lovely.
Hitler thought they might co-exist in ovens.
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Rye bread is indeed delicious.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:24,
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You like the cheap onesprecisely because the idea of eating a dick gives you a rod-on.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:59,
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Past TenseI'm an evil Veggie these days, so no dick for me. *sadface*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:00,
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You're dead to me. DEAD. TO. ME(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:07,
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Excellent!Let's turn the fucking into sausages then.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:16,
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Communist sausages. they taste best when shared with everyone.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:17,
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I just read that and my instant reaction wasMwahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacunt
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Peej, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:55,
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I loved the reply on that link that saidWould never happen here..Luggage left untouched on the doorstep for a few days, no bloody chance
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:57,
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Yes, him.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:00,
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I wouldn't touch him on my doorstep or indeed anywhere.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:04,
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I really don't fancy eating insectsbut otherwise, I think I'm more or less OK. Maybe eyeballs.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:05,
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Really?I wouldn't mind deep fried locusts I reckon.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:06,
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I'm not sure, there's something that makes me uneasy about it.And I'll eat most stuff.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:15,
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prawns and stuff are basically insects(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:19,
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the great thing about prawnsis how many individuals you can eat in one handy sandwich
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:21,
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that and the fact they are fucking lovely.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:23,
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yeahI really want a prawn sandwich right now
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:24,
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Well no, they aren'tI do get your point, but this isn't a rational unease. I just don't like the idea.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:22,
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Live grubs, I don't fancy eating.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:07,
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i think they'd be niceDon't think I'd like those octopuses you eat while they move, or that meal where they feed a monkey beer until it's unconscious then saw off its head and eat its brains
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:25,
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My grandfather ate monkey brain soup once.He said it was great until he found our what it was. The he felt sick and possibly was sick.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:37,
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I wouldn't eat at Needoo's.Wait a minute - yes I would - TONIGHT AT 7PM, for example.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:12,
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Needo0sjust sounds like playground slang for the slow kids class to me.
You fucking needoo.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:18,
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You're a fucking 'special needoo' - from Croyden.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:22,
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Well, special needoo was what I thought I was implying anyway.And I'm not from Croyden, I'm from Basilden. Get it right, Needoo.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:26,
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Next time I come to Londonthis is where I'm eating
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:25,
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Tonight's the clincher.I may make the controversial, earth-rending announcement that it's now better than Tayyabs. If they've kept their prices down this will aid them in this.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:31,
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So are you saying here, that on Oct 1stthe day when I finally get to sample a Tayyabs, you're going to make me go somewhere else instead?
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Kroney, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:34,
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Nah we'll do Tayyabs for that.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:36,
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What time are we meant to be assembling?(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:39,
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I reckon we should eat about 4 or 5 so there's time for it to go down before the RAVE TO END ALL RAVES* begins,but I am open to counter-arguments.
*plus much later and 'yab's will fill up alarmingly.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:43,
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Is it worth prebooking Tayaabsand can I come along? I'm arriving earlier than I thought :(
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:43,
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It's nice that he's declared the b4sh crowd to be shit and needyNo fence sitting, no siree. I like that.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:49,
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Soon you're going to be watching the events of the pier in awkward silence(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:50,
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Is there a time when QC won't be fingerbanging BeeGeeBee?I mean there'll be kids on a pier won't there..
Still I'll have my ice cream and can stare wistfully at the sea
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:53,
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I'm curious to see how fat and sweaty these internet people really are, Rory.(
Kroney, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:50,
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You'll be appalled and ashamed to have ever gone(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:54,
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It might be, actually.I could do with people wanting to attend gazzing me so I can get a total number.
Of course you are welcome you oaf.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:59,
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if that was desserts what was the main course?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:16,
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Lashings and lashings of cock.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:23,
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the whole meal sounds delightful(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:24,
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