You don't have to admire it at all.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:02, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

she sits on her arse
bashes out an hours worth of shit and gets paid a fortune.

like it or loathe the method, she has done well for herself out of it. without relying on anyone else or holding her hand out for a freebie.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:05, Reply)

So your entire basis for admiration, is the making of money, regardless of the method used?
Yeah, that figures.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:06, Reply)

yes al
that is exactly what i said. you know full well that i was saying, you can condemn her for being a loathsome cunt, which she is, but nonetheless people like reading and talking about her, even if that is because they hate her, and therefore she has achieved a measure of success.

now for the love of fuck, please can you get fed up with being this tedious little prick and go back to being the old amusing al? i liked him. ta.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Only if you promise to stop being the vacuous self obsessed Swipey and go back to being ...

...


...



Errr, yeah okay.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:18, Reply)

take the piss all you want to, but at least i haven't changed
whereas you know it's not just me who thinks you've turned into a nasty bitter little man these days, my sweet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I don't really see how you can think I've changed.
I made the same madeline mcann joke for weeks on end years ago, but it's okay to mock someone else's tragedy isn't it, it only gets upsetting when someone mocks your own.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:24, Reply)

don't be facile
you know there is a real sharp edge to the things you say these days. only you know why.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:27, Reply)

You'd be bitter if you were losing your hair.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:28, Reply)

I think your mixing up "the things I say on here" with "the things I say to you on here"

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:30, Reply)

course i am, sweetheart
nobody else has noticed it, not at all. i'll just leave these here.

*whistles*

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1364791#post1364797

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1362705#post1362710

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1350213#post1353055

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1350130#post1350139

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1318333#post1318344

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1317095#post1317335

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1316528#post1316531
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:40, Reply)

That's brilliant stuff there
You linked to two posts by Quixote, a poster with whom I have been nothing but exceptionally rude to ever since we first came into contact, a post by the Luggage, a poster who continued virginity, and me noticing and pointing it out, has made them dislike me almost as much as you, a post from fat Bobby, a man who, though he hates me, is quite happy for me to send him ebooks.

And then you linked to a whole bunch of my posts which people appear to have found quite amusing, especially the one about BGB and Wet Ham Man. The one about Fisters car I was clearly arguing a point I had already lost for comic effect, and the weird thing is, after me and Quixote kept trying to get the last word in, I actually deleted the thread, and yet you can still link to it, which surprises me. But also means you must have bookmarked it to be able to find it.

Which is creepy as hell. Stop stalking me.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:57, Reply)

I like the pair of you and, as the man caught in the middle, I am finding this all very upsetting
In any divorce, it's always the kids that suffer.

By "upsetting" I obviously mean "amusing"
( Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Double presents, WHOOP!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:02, Reply)

My presents will be homemade, but full of love
hers will be very expensive, but heartless. I know in the end you will learn to appreciate the correct ones more.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Spunk is not a present Al

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:05, Reply)

If you use it to glue little card hearts
onto a scrapbook then it is.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Christmas is going to be awesome this year.
Hopefully they both try to turn me against the other by buying my affection.
( Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:05, Reply)

"But Mammy swipe is getting me a gold iPad 2"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:08, Reply)

ha
you think i know how to bookmark stuff? you assume too much about my technical abilities, i've never used a bookmark in my life. just do a 2 second search for something like "al + cunt" or "bigger cunt than he used to be" and you'll see it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:08, Reply)

al+cunt
gets you a link to this threada;
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1195710?highlight=answers-post-1195917

Which is funny, because it's you having your arse handed to you on a plate, by none other than Darth Foxtrot.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:18, Reply)

they call them vanity searches for a reason, al
doesn't change the point. you used to be funny. now you're not so funny.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:20, Reply)

No, I'm sorry, that didn't make any sense did it?
I can edit my posts later too, and your point has never bee "you used to be funny, now you're not" your point was "other people also think you're bitter" and you've selected three people who I'm sure agree with you since I've said nasty things about them on the internet.

I know it's hard when someone on the internet doesn't think the sun shines out of your vagina, but if it's affecting you that badly, maybe it's an indication that subconsciously you know you are acting like a self centred spoilt little girl.

Or maybe it isn't.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:21, Reply)

again, not at all
she's made some money. she's not in any other way "done well for herself" as she's a fucking loathsome human being. So, if your only metric for success is money, yeah, she's done OK. Even then, she's hardly lighting fires with twenties.

Edit - I suppose she's acquired a measure of fame, too, but again, I see absolutely no reason to give any tiny bit of credit to someone simply because she has some money and people know who she is. I know what you're trying to say, but there really is no reason to show even the tiniest bit of grudging admiration for the awful bitch.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:07, Reply)

there are lots of loathsome human beings. her crime is one of stupidity, but she's not evil.
you don't even know if she means what she says. it's all words.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:15, Reply)

There are two options with your last point.
The first is that she means what she writes, which makes her such a vile human being as to be utterly beyond any form of admiration.

The second is that she actually thinks something else, but writes those columsn pandering to the lowest level of society just to make some money. This also makes her a vile human being, beyond any form of admiration.

The same applies to Jeremy Clarkson.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Yeah, but Clarkson can be amusing with it.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Oh DG. I used to like you.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Just a personal opinion, al.
I used to like you too but then you got all married and stuff and spoiled, nay ruined everything.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:28, Reply)

In which case I apologise, and so does my wife.
I've totally got that sunday in November in my diary, I'll be getting back from a 2 day wedding so I might be a little bit shaky, but I suspect a nice pint will be just what I will need.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Excellent.
Probably best to liaise with Clendrix as I'll be staying with her over the weekend.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:35, Reply)

true, she might be the world's greatest troll, I accept that.
But I can't agree that being that unpleasant through being stupid is really any more excusible than through being intelligent.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:17, Reply)