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I have built a time machine
So I can go back in time and sleep with Louise Brooks

Every gets one go but only to sleep with the dead celebrity of their choice. Who would you choose and why?

Yes I'm bored and out of ideas.
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Peej, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:05, 236 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

For some reason, she reminds me a bit of Roota...
In terms of a dead celebrity, the only one that currently comes to mind (who I would want to sleep with) is Brittany Murphy.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:07, Reply)

How about Dennis Hopper?

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Roota eh?
Is she on my facebook?
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Peej, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:16, Reply)

No idea, she deleted me a while back

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:23, Reply)

See also:
Clara Bow

EDIR: never mind, I think that's Louise Brooks too.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:18, Reply)

I thought she looked the same!

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Jón Páll Sigmarsson
Definitely.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Marie Antoinette
Bet she was a right goer.

Or The Virgin Mary, I wouldn't even need to to the hymen test first
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Amy Winehouse
before she started looking and acting like a smackhead.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:14, Reply)

She wasn't too bad, was she?

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:15, Reply)

I love horses, best of all the animals

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:15, Reply)

I thought she was attractive before she lost all the weight.
Why the long face?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:19, Reply)

HorseAIDS

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:20, Reply)

No soul.
It's all about the binary with you.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:21, Reply)

1-0 to the binary

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:22, Reply)

I like this.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:22, Reply)

NONCE!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Yeah, I thought about that after I had posted.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Stop thinking about noncing.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I don't think that was acting.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:08, Reply)

If it was then actually dying was taking the whole method acting thing a bit too far

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Do they have to be dead?
There are a few who are still alive, but obviously past their best. Including, but not limited to:
Brigitte Bardot - do I really need to give a reason for this choice??
Michelle Phillips - again I'm finding the "why?" part of the question irrelevant. Because she iz well fit and I'd like to do sex on her.
Nico - Ok this one is dead, and interestingly the second right-wing cunt in the list.
That'll do for starters.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:16, Reply)

I know a lady who looks a lot like Bardot
This is a good thing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Introduce her to me
Don't tell her I'm married though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:20, Reply)

She is called Joy and she certainly is one!

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:21, Reply)

I contemplated looking for a Joy amongst your FB friends
but thought that might be a touch rapey
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I think she is on there

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Don't tell me that...

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Who's Michelle Phillips?
Because all that popped into my head at that name was Cindy Beale, and I know you don't mean her.

Ah, I suppose Google is my friend actually, I'll find out for myself.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Jesus
She looks rough as fuck that Cindy Beale
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Not Michelle Collins, no.
Not with yours.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Too fucking right
I'd fuck her with a cricket bat, that is all
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Michelle Phillips was the dolly one out of Mamas and Papas
She was also on Knotts Landing, and her daughter was one of Wilson Phillips.

I think she was attractive when she was younger, so there.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:28, Reply)

I googled.
And I agree.

Shame she didn't die in time for there to be no Wilson Philips though.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Audrey Hepburn
Obvious answer is obvious.

However, with a time machine you could kill someone like Scarlett Johansson or Kristina Rihanoff so that they meet the criteria, go back in time (a day, say) and fuck them, then suggest they stay away from wherever it is you're going to kill them the next day.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:19, Reply)

you've put a slightly unnerving amount of thought into this

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Thank you
I was quite pleased with it too. How are you today?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:22, Reply)

splendid, thank you
and yourself?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Splendid? Bloody hell
You're either insanely optimistic or LYING. Good for you though. I can't match that, I'm only fair-to-middling. I feel I've let you down.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:24, Reply)

you've let us all down, foxtrot
I'm happy with insanely optimistic for now, the sun's out
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Good on you, ma'am
Am now resolving to be less of a grumpy arse for the rest of the day. This will involve ignoring money worries and my diet, however. Suggestions?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:30, Reply)

viciously enthusiastic anal sex

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Experience has taught me that this is unlikely to be an offer

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I wasn't suggesting you be the giver

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:36, Reply)

God I'm perceptive
Hang on, are you offering to fuck me up the arse? Because that won't do your "I'm a girl" claims much good
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:37, Reply)

I've got a strap on with your name on it

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

So has he...

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)

My full name?
Unless it's in a very small font, I might not be able to accomodate it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:44, Reply)

She cut off the "32 telecomunications analyst from Norfolk" part

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:03, Reply)

That's dashed decent of her
*bends over*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Get a decent football team?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:33, Reply)

You know as well as I do this is impossible
We already lost to Derby, the season actually cannot get any more embarrassing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Stick with it mate!
It's early doors. Plenty of time for it to get worse.

Wait until you have to sack McLaren.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Am already looking forward to that mate
Can't see it getting better until he goes. The board won't be keen to admit their mistake any time soon though.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:45, Reply)

He missed out the
"or just fuck their cold, decomposing cunts"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:22, Reply)

TF?
This, right here? THIS is unnerving.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:25, Reply)

sounds about par for the course to me

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Morning ttf

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:26, Reply)

morning sportscow

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:28, Reply)

*nods*
I think it is time for another coffee
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Morning
No, she's not dead yet
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:26, Reply)

No more Doctor Who for you!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Your ~~Mum~~ Great Gran
(MichaelLinge (ywc), Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Hello, I like your ice-cream story
I also like breasts
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:23, Reply)

My gran was adopted
do I don't know who she is! After you fuck her can you tell her to track me down before she dies
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Peej, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Lady Diana.
The queen of all our hearts.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:21, Reply)

I'd smash her back doors in
~~back~~ car
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Bet she took it up the shitter, willingly.

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:24, Reply)

And unwrapped arse to mouth

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:26, Reply)

What a filthy bitch she was.

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:27, Reply)

She was an ATM machine

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:27, Reply)

She used to insist on it.
She'd say "Stunned, you haven't fucked one up the shitter."

And I'd say "Sorry m'lady, I thought you wanted it hard and fast in the gob first?"

To which she would retort "No Stunned, one wants one to give one one, in the fucking arse"
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:28, Reply)

This may be a controversial point of view here, but I'm going to say it anyway.
I think that Camilla (as a young woman) was far more attractive than that dopey seatbelt-eschewing twat.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I wouldn't argue with that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:39, Reply)

She also looks better than Diana now
Diana is now a ZILF
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Googles
Ewwwwwwww
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Peej, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:45, Reply)

I'm talking comparatively here
If the choice was Camilla or Diana, I'd choose Camilla.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:48, Reply)

She was a right slag, the night she died, she was all over the driver!
...And the bodyguard, and the windscreen, and the radio...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:00, Reply)

What an odd question.
Sophia Loren is up there, same for Audrey Hepburn too. There's something about that neck...
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Sophia Loren is still alive I thought?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:23, Reply)

he's going to kill her, then have his way

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:24, Reply)

She is?
Thought she was dead. On checking, she now looks like she's made of leather.

Oh dear.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Melanie Appleby
*fwaps*
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Is she dead?

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Died in 1990 of cancer of the spine.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I was thinking of All Saints one
My humble apologies
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:27, Reply)

'wishful' thinking...

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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Indeed it was
She looked filth
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Shite
She was Blatt or something, wasn't she?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:28, Reply)

You could fit your cock up that bitches nose.

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)

You could fit YOUR cock up a cat's nose

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:35, Reply)

A flea's nose

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Who nose?

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Townsend's is particularly large
if you like that kind of "research"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:39, Reply)

If not, Kim is.
I never did know which one was which. Nor did I care, given that I wanted them both at the same time anyway.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Jane Fonda around the Barbarella years.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Good call

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Again, still alive.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I'd go back in time and fuck her to death changing the future.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:29, Reply)

*duran durans*

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Excellent choice

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:25, Reply)

john wilkes booth

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Hasta la vista, Abey

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:27, Reply)

LTI

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Oh come on
That's classic TV
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I thought it had a sniff of the simpsons about it

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Correct
Morning sir
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Morning, you might be angry with me quite soon

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:39, Reply)

The Leppings Lane end thing?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:47, Reply)

The Prophet Mohammed
Just to balance out all the virgins he promised everyone. Then I'd draw a picture of the deed afterwards and publish it in a Scandinavian newspaper.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Jesus and The Profit Mohammed sucking each other off.
And then film it and put it on jihadist websites.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Haha!
Inifdelilols
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Heath Ledger
But I'd make him dress up in a nurses outfit like he did in Batman.
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Best reply so far

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Fifties actress Jane Russell
Who just about qualifies having died in February.

She looked proper filthy in the forties and fifties, though. Twice, whether she asked nicely or not.
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Kroney, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Liz Taylor
The way she looked in...oh, I don't know...2008, say...
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:29, Reply)

After giving this a careful amount of thought
I'd have to say:
Jimmy Stewart
Yul Brynner
Tony Curtis

If anyone needs me, I'll be upstairs....
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Tony Curtis?
Are you serious?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Yul Brynner?

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Kroney, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Yul Brynner was incredibly sexy.
I think it's the way he carried himself all confident like.

Tony Curtis when he was younger (say, The Persuaders) was quite the fox.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Yul Brynner looks like Reckless Rick O'Brien

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Kroney, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:34, Reply)

but not quite as mental

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:36, Reply)

My wife would agree with you about Yul Brynner
Not so much Tony Curtis
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:40, Reply)

This doesn't help me much
as she obviously has awful taste in men.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Kerry Katona
Well she's dead inside
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)

stalin
I'd like to know why they called him 'Iron Joe'
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:33, Reply)

His moustache was made of iron filings

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:35, Reply)

I'd make him wear a red cap and pretend to be super mario

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:35, Reply)

hahahaha
Lenin could be Luigi, surreptitiously wanking in the corner
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Hahaha!
Needs MOAR mushroom powerups
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

the entire 1958 manchester united football team

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:35, Reply)

At least you know they'd go down....

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Bobby Charlton is still alive. And likely others.
Btw, OUCH!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Ooof!
b3thby's babes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

*clicks guiltily*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Football fans at the Leppings Lane End stand in September 1989

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Yes?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:47, Reply)

She doesn't want to fuck the WHOLE of Liverpool

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Wasn't that Thatcher in the 1980s?
/Derek Hatton
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Contemporary humour here ^

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:16, Reply)

One of them lot was my Wife's granddad's best man
/uninteresting fact
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Peej, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)

oh well I've gone off them now

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Most of them have gone off a bit now
/checks on runway for ice
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Why would any of these people want to willingly fuck a fat mess 'from the future' with body odour issues and zero social skillz

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Chin up Rory, you'll find someone

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Is this why you haven't chosen anyone?

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Yer, I'd pretend travel back in time and finger up your senile gran down the nursing home

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I'm sure she would have welcomed it

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Fifties actress Jane Russell would definitely be up for giving me one, Rory.
Being, as I am, Adonis personified.

And don't you fucking forget it.
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Kroney, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I've already done her and your mum at the same time!!
I bet she takes a golden shit shower too, and then I double bet (based on a 'quick google search') that she'd DEFINITELY BE UP FOR HAVING HER ARSE RAGGED by me of course hahahahahaha
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:47, Reply)

You're not her type Rory, soz.

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Kroney, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Once you lift up the folds of flab, there's a very big penis hiding in there somewhere
Chicks dig asthma inhalers too
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:51, Reply)

On Jane Russell's mum?

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Tell you what, we'll both go back in time, explain to her the situation
and then we'll have a kung fu battle to win her affections.
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Kroney, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:53, Reply)

*click*

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Forgot to mention Jill Dando
Pure filth I reckon - looked like she would have been up for a moresome involving golden showers.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Do you mean Jill?

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Yes.
time for a ninja
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:43, Reply)

She loved taking a quick shot to the face, that girl

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Haha

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Eve.
She was filthy according to the bible, and you'd all be descended from me.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:39, Reply)

craig david's career

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:39, Reply)

It's all one long Sunday now, it would seem

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Skull fuck
Kurt Cobain
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Queen Victoria
"Polish my septre your majesty and I will frottage your ermin clad stole!"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)

hahaha!

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Maddie

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)

It was only a matter of time...

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)

*QI obvious answer alarm*

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Peej, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Captain Birdseye

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Jessica Chapman

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Anne Frank, at teh back of the library
as you know she'd be quiet
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Anne Franks quiet wanks empty my tanks
Thanks
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Holly Wells

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Have you just googled 'murdered british schoolgirls'?
Or do you have it bookmarked?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:45, Reply)

He's saving Leah Betts for his grand finale

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:45, Reply)

She died in the shittest night clubin Basildon.
Which, as you can imagine I'm sure, is a fairly shit nightclub.

It's now a snooker hall with a drunk old man who seems to hang around outside trying to pick up prostitutes at 11AM on a Saturday.

There aren't any prostitutes outside at 11AM on a Saturday, although with the way some of the Basildon women look, I can see how he makes the mistake.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:49, Reply)

*remembers visit to Basildon*
*shudders*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:50, Reply)

It's not so bad...
...no, wait...yes it is. I was born there and still can't defend it.

um...it has a decent comic shop. Well, it has a comic shop. And...no..that really is all i've got.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:57, Reply)

We deal with the Council there
Their offices appear to be a fire station
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Haha!
That's actually a theatre. And the Library.

The Towngate Theatre is fucking shit.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Top quality belm here
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Would!

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:51, Reply)

haha!
She is open and ready for you
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:52, Reply)

"Oh, you're so wet...whoops, sorry, I've knelt on your colostomy bag"

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Who was that other one who died on her bedroom floor with her arse in the air?
That would probably afford easy entry.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Rachel Whitear

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:57, Reply)

+se

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Well, it can't be as red as her face.

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Did a double take when this news story hit...
At the time Mrs Dupinblue was working with a girl called Rachel who was also a heroin addict. When the news was announced we all thought it was her.
Unsurprisingly this Rachel later died of an overdose too.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Oof

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Did she have her arse out when she died?
Was she trying to pray to Allah too?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Possibly
She would have needed to find a way to fund her habit after losing her job.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Not really, I just read the news.

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:49, Reply)

You're a terrible, terrible man.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:46, Reply)

She deserved it, the Manc bitch.

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:49, Reply)

She's a fackin' salaaaag
Her and Jessica
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Rory Lyon's sense of humour

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I think the next thread needs to be celebrities that take it up the arse
Elton John
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Peej, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:47, Reply)

David Walliams, the pointless cunt
Regardless of any protestations or marriages to the contrary
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a Darth Foxtrot scorned,

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Peej, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Please provide abbreviated version so I can make that my sig

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:00, Reply)

You could put it in your username, perhaps.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:01, Reply)

And then no-one would steal it

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:02, Reply)

This is exactly why I'm not changing my username

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:05, Reply)

And Foxtrot piled upon that man's pale white arse all the rage and hate felt by his race from Adam down;
If then, as if his cock had been a mortar, he burst his hot spunk's shell upon it.

Classical memeage
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Kroney, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Moby Dick?
That crops up quite a lot in Warrior, which I saw last night. My god it was good. Exceptional, in fact.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:07, Reply)

You like Moby Dick?

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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Sorry in advance
~~Moby~~
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I've read Moby Dick
I wouldn't go as far as to say I like it.
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Kroney, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:08, Reply)

I have never read it, but it is supposed to be quite difficult.

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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I don't know whether it's a dialectic thing or what
but it's like trying to read through treacle.
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Kroney, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I understand there are lots of flashbacks in it.
Edited versions, aimed at kids, remove all the crap, and leave the story.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:21, Reply)

I didn't have a problem with those so much
it's just that the language used is more inscrutable than Shakespeare.
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Kroney, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Any dick'll do for Darth

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Clicked, and stolen

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:09, Reply)

The alliterative flow of this sentence is delightful

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I've got "Any dream will do" in my head now.
I hope you're happy.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Try this instead.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Could be worse
*consults extensive personal knowledge of musical theatre tunes*

Aplogies, no it could not.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:15, Reply)

You're both gits.
I'm going to have to re-write this now to "Any dick will do".
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Foxtrot and his Cloak of Many Stains

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Kroney, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:20, Reply)

This appears to be an open goal for those inclined towards your virgin meme
I'm saying nothing.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:21, Reply)

You're going to try and make musical theatre gayer?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Yes it could.
Close Every Door, for one.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Not helping either of us here mate
My point was more that musically, Joseph and his Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat is shit. Even by Lloyd Webber's standards.

You're right about Close Every Door though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:24, Reply)

We saw it in primary school at Liverpool Empire, the show was ace
The songs were shit.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Donovan, Schofield or Day?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Hell hath no fury like a Darth Foxtrot scorned?
Or do it yourself you lazy get
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Peej, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:06, Reply)

No

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Jennifer Brown

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:48, Reply)

mark speight

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 10:48, Reply)

and David Carrodine

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Or that Tory MP who died on his kitchen table while wearing leather with an orange in his gob.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:16, Reply)

I'd forgotten about him.
4eva in r heats
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:16, Reply)

I adore her. My living room's full of her.
Have you seen her in The Show Off?
I have an OMD Pandora's Box t-shirt but it's only good for being a nightie and starting to get holey.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:21, Reply)

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